₦airaland Forum

iammo:
Buhari is a Muslim some Muslims love their trousers far from the ground

Check out pictures he took while vacationing in London his trousers looked same, even I'm Imo State

The way Yolubbas claim to be from another state is surprising. Dude you should be proud of your Yoruba origin. Someone from imo state wouldn't go around announcing it that he's from there. ESP when no one asked you. Only a yoluba man can do something like this to probably spite on the Igbos. You Yorubas are terrible

Who else noticed Nigerian girls ain't commenting? e be like say na only boys use 2go. Pretty sure must of the girls weren't born then. Or they just decided to be dumb because they have nothing intelligent to say. They cannot contribute to anything involving technology dull nonetities

phorget:
2go was in it own class and cant be compared to watsapp. You will need to have someone's number before chatting on watsapp but 2go is where you can easily go into any room and make friends with a total stranger.

Unfortunately it was a rubbish class 2go failed to upgrade. WhatsApp keeps updating and upgrading with new features every single day, something 2go failed in years. Why won't it die?

omenpetrol:
WhatsApp killed 2go. Then if you didn't have Blackberry messenger (BBM) you were relegated to 2go. Having a BBM pin was a status simbol. lol.
Times and seasons...vanity upon vanity.

The good old days
Nimbuzz
Viber
Waptrick
Operamini - with MTN Cheat for free browzing
UC browser

You didn't include sefan.ru abi wetin be the name of that website again that site wey we dey use download symbian games. Good old days

ghettochild:
Wish sm1 or a group of people will start a new website called nairalanders with a much better interface than nairaland.
That time seun eye go clear

Someone is on this already. The person ask not to be disclosed until the site is ready. Leave seun make he dey play. We'll soon dump nairaland for the new site

FlawlessKarl:



I still use the app sometimes. 2go was among the first real time and enjoyable social media that came out. Then people even dumped Facebook and other leading social medias for 2go. But now see where 2go is. 🙄

I noticed there are some updates they've made. CHATGPT is now added and it has helped me alot in My quest for answers to questions.


I think the only crime of 2go was coming out of Africa. Africans can't boost their own thing. The Africans dumped 2go when WhatsApp was released. That was the sad reality.

Again, 2go was just too dull in their updates , it's now that they're trying to bring in features that people have been enjoying in other platforms long before now.

A clarion call to nairaland, they should do the needful or this is how it will be abandoned in due course.

2go still dey exist?

Dude, you just brought back memories with this screenshot

EndRape2:
You are old without sense, definitely if you impregnante her, the next thing is marriage, because you will be attached to your baby, is like you do not have sense of how you want your life to be, let her go and buy sperm, in the hospital. so you want to raise children everywhere and anyhow, without life direction.


CC: victorazy:

Dude @victorazy: someone else has said exactly the same thing I said but because you're a SIMP you won't understand it. It's above your IQ. Evening newspaper went around chopping dicks only to return back to you asking you to impregnate her and you said it's love? victorazy you're a mu.mu man

victorazy:
You funny dai!!!

So if your a lady, you'll prefer leaving the one you love to incubating a gene you don't know it's history? U wack o!

You be were!y. Which one is leaving the one you love? Who tell the lady loves the guy?
An olosho who went around flirting and climbing on various dicks from her 20s till 38, only to reunite with the OP and ask the op to impregnate and you said it's love? You're a Mu.mu simp man.

Dude, that lady is only trying to emotional manipulate the OP into impregnating her knowing fully well that men are longer interested in marriage with her. she knows very well she's now an expired evening newspaper. Only a foolish Simp will fall for her manipulations. I'm sure your type will fall at once, that's because you're a SIMP.

Dude, if the girl is serious let her go and meet the older men fvcking her to impregnate her. Abi you wan tell me say no man dey chop her? You better stop simping.

Irupetepete:
Women and falling in love with bad boys are 5and 6...
I once told someone, women don't like simp, they love abusers and high handedness men.. No dey pity them

Louder!!! 📢🔊🔊 I can relate to this comrade. Women Love guys that are mean, tough, highly handedness, they love abusers. They see nice guys as fools, boring and highly unromantic. This is the more reason why every guy must become an alpha male ASAP.

Kingsley123456:
I won't do it bro, I've read lots of advice

It's a good thing you decided to have sense. Tell the evening newspaper to go to the hospital and do the needful. Tell her to meet the older men chopping her, tell her to tell them to get her pregnant and they'll gladly do It.

If you must chop her again, use condom, double or triple the condom before the werey will tear it out. In all you do, don't fall for her manipulations into impregnating her. Evening newspapers can't eat their Cake and have it. Werey was flirting around in her 20s, na now she remember to get sense.

victorazy:
Not trap!
Most ladies do it when age is no more on their side.

They should go to the hospital and get sperm there.

Kingsley123456:
Bro, take am easy nah

The lady has turned into an evening newspaper after sleeping with random men during her 20s. She has suddenly remembered that men are no longer coming for her and hence she wants you to help her get a child.

Dude, you better run away from such manipulating jezebel. if she wants a child, let her go to the hospital and do the needful. Sperm full hospital. In all you do, make she sure not to SIMP

Damn!

Learning from Putin

KingDash09:
Useless thing... ashawo Dey your eyes since

Bro they're plenty here prettygirl200 etc just to mention few are all coded Oloshos. Forget how they pretend here. Na Olosho and hookup girls Dem be

Prettygirl200:
But this country get as he be naaa it's not even smiling on anyone me am tired ooo honestly. If I can do it to gather up so I can't start thr business on my mind I will love to. I don tire abeg!!!!

Spoken like the true olosho you are! So why pretending and disguising all these while? Your types quickly insult guys here when they call you out for your runz just like we're currently calling Hilda beca out for her prostitution

1Sharon:
Define pastor. Define called by God. Define anointed.

You're defending a man that will fleece you and disrespect you the next day after chopping Belleful. Stupid sheeple. Wise up today.

The money that you give to those scammers can be used to improve your infrastructure.

Lazy buggers.

After ranting and wailing, yet you failed to define an olosho.

1Sharon:
Oh a pastor is now just a human being? He's not ordained and called by God again?

Offpoint as Usual.

Madam, define an olosho? What is the definition of an olosho? Who is an olosho?

No dey disguise again and answer my questions

1Sharon:
Please what nudity are people talking about? I hope it's not the bikini pictures of her on a yacht because how else is someone supposed to dress on a yacht/the beach?

Olosho. Even your fellow female gender is trying to correct you but still you decided to remain stu.pid. of course an olosho and a runz girl like you will see nothing wrong with Hilda's dressing. Were!y olosho no be work.

1Sharon:
Lol so a pastor is now permitted to sleep with oloshos? What kind of defense is this?

Is the pastor not a human being? Why won't he sleep with the olosho? What is the duty and work of an olosho? Define an olosho

Damn!

Ain't no fan of Nigerian Nollywood . Only pussy ass niggars watch Nollywood.

Dude, is your brother a simp? Did a girl recently dump him? If yes, be rest assured that your brother is a Chief SIMP, whereby the depression and frustrations, for that is exactly how simps behaves

bentenny:
Foolishness is even a understatement!
He or she must always type with a disconnected brain!
I do not believe that person is actually a man...but if it was a man behind that moniker,I will be really disappointed!

That is how the fool behaves. I'll urge you to ignore him on nairaland for your complete sanity. The werey knows me very well on NL, hence he ignores him greatly. Do likewise

bentenny:
And who the h.ell are you and why are you jumping into my mentions as if you are Hilda BACI's bodyguard or aide on social media?

If you were not so benighted and empty headed in your generic attempt to always intrude on an opinion with a baseless submission on nairaland,you would have seen where i applauded her cooking talent which is lovely but gave knocks to her apparels which has so far polarized views!

Some of her slutty dressing isn't worth emulating by any sensible or decent lady and that's a fact!

Next time mind your business after reading and apply wakadotcom if you know you can't behave matured or civil around my comments here...mindless irritant!

Dude, that guy you just quoted is a well known f.ool on nairaland. That is how the f.ool behaves, he loves jumping around on every comment displaying his stupidity. I'll urge you to ignore him for your sanity.

1Sharon:
Look at this pulpit hypocrite as if he won't sleep with her

Brain dey pain you? Did the pastor denied that he won't sleep with her? Of course he will. Is Hilda not an Olosho? Is that not her job? So WTF are you saying? The pastor will sleep with her and pay her for that is her Job

Why is this rubbish on FP?

It's obvious Nairaland has lost it relevance and purpose

Dear seun,

Why is it that everyone can comment in a Christian thread but can't comment on Muslim threads?

Why is it that Muslim can comment on a Christian thread but a Christian can't comment on Muslim thread without asking to be converted to Islam? Why is this so? This is religious war and should be fixed ASAP!

@seun

OP, take this Post down!

The Olosho has gone to meet her client in an hotel or in his house, she'll be back after work!

ChinemeremFidel:
The post is not for people like you

You be were!y

Why did you posted it here? Abi na your Papa get nairaland? We're!y simp

ChinemeremFidel:
Alpha Male I sight you...
That's not my way

Dear SIMP,

That guy has given some reasonable advices you're saying that's not your way. So why then did you bring the issue here on nairaland ? For what reason exactly? Na small Pekin still dey worry you.

Audio 15million

Believe this trash at your own peril.
Hoes desperately seeking for attention.

This rubbish must not make FP.
The mods should take note

Story for the gods.

Even if this should happened, we all know it's only in Northern Nigeria, will never happen in other parts of the country.

Nevertheless, believe this lies at your own peril

Christistruth03:
So you don't know that Ipob is a Cult

Same Way oduwawa and OPEC are terrorist groups. In Osun and Ibadan, skulls and human heads are sold for #20,000 each