₦airaland Forum

yemmit90:
You guys should stop the SIMPS nonsense on Nairaland, every man born in a woman is a simp.The only man who claim he is not, have not see the kind of women he will do everything to have.

Men are not capable of resisting the temptation from women, any man that claim he is alpha or principle man has not meet the kind of quality gorgeous women he would do anything to get ordinary hug.

You're a notorious SIMP!

SIMPS like are you are threat and danger to our society. Na your type dey make these women entitled. Whereby their unruly and lazy behaviour.

You better swallow the redpill and be delivered from this mad.ness

Nation1:
Hello people,

Am married for 6 years with two kids. Some months ago, my wife started denying sex so much that we hardly have 2 times in a month. Because of this, I no longer disturb her this days cos it's better to let her be than to be rejected since most times I expected her to say no or give an excuse or the other which am always about 90 percent right about.

This days, I don't feel attracted to her sexually anymore. I have never cheated on her but this days, the thought of doing so is gradually creeping in. Have tried talking to her about this but no change. I don't want to start what extra marital affair but am tempted to.

I need your advise guys.

Oga which kind Simp you be? A woman you married, paid her bride price, brought her to your home, you're feeding and taking care of her is denying you sex and you're coming here to lament when there are so many girls outside waiting to get laid?

Dude, you're not serious about knacking yet because when you're serious u will send that girl out of your house or better still get a girl outside and bang, take her to an hotel and have fun. You better start getting prepared and get rid of that woman you call your wife. I hate when I see men lamenting about their wives denying them sex when there are plenty girls outside there. Pussy ass niggars everywhere

OP, I completely agree 💯

add the following below

1. If she into online vendors, sells clothes, perfumes etc online, bro she's a hookup girl (I don bang many)

2. If she twerk constantly on tiktok (this one na professional oloshos, I don bang many tire)

3. If she snaps pictures in flashy places, such as hotels, clubs etc esp with an iPhone, this is because they can never snap pictures with an android phone. They must look for someone with an iPhone or borrow an iPhone to snap attract their clients (bro, this one is an olosho and a hook-up girl)

4. If she's very active on social media, Awon marketer (na olosho be that)

5. If she uses an expensive phone, esp an iPhone, something her father cannot afford (she's a confirm olosho)

Damn!

So where's the superimposing porn photos na? The only person normal in SA is lucky Dube. Unfortunately they killed him because of their foolishness in that country. Damn! Lucky Dube my real niggar

OdefaGirl:
Obviously there's no way to change the mentality of one who came from a scenario where their women is worthless..... Absolutely no way, so it's not your fault actually 🤣🤣🤣 you don't see beyond the female folks around you.
Enjoy your lowlife 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only you one dey talk, only you one still dey laugh. Awon werey nii? Dude, it shows you're pain by my comment. I have passed my message across to you already. No matter how much you wail, no man wants a girl with high body counts. We're not the reason for your numerous body counts. Of course, only poor broke girls keeps talking about Level esp when they have a man somewhere financing their lifestyles. We're!y

OdefaGirl:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..... There's no one Data won't give a voice.

I don suffer for Nairaland 😂

If this forum wasn't faceless, I believe people like you will learn who's in your level and who's not.
As long as you have access to internet what will stop you from your imaginary picture of who I am.

Laughable

Only Poor Broke girls who are highly entitled and depend on men for survival use the above line. Were!y be looking for who to blame for your high body counts.

Queendera:
There's always a sucker somewhere ready to worship her. So whether you forget her past or not, she'll always get someone.

Maybe not you. Maybe not your brother or father or uncle but someone is always ready

So you mean you have someone somewhere chopping your pussy on a steady?

seanfer:
I just saw his press briefing and a whole SAN said if the court had allow them the 7 weeks their petition would have elapse, and I ask myself is this guy serious with this case. If a team of SANs don’t know when their case will elapse.

I don't think neither Obi nor the lawyers are serious with the case. If Obi was serious, he would have made Dr ikpeazu his legal team head. I Heard the man is good in his work and won adeleke's victory. This current one leading the case talks too much. The man no serious. A serious lawyer will take action.

midehi2:
Hilda is young and energetic, I wonder how your legs will sustain standing for such hours, hmm, your fat waist.....ok ooooo

When Hilda baci with her surgical body cooked, despite seeing the fact she's a prostitute, Una hail am because she's your fellow olosho.

Now a decent lady came out to cook, you suddenly found fault and realized she was fat. Of course why won't she look fat to you when she didn't do surgery and exposed her Yansh and breast like Hilda?

Damn!

Obi my real niggar! Man is just too much. They know without Obi the commissioning wouldn't have taken place. They waited until president Peter obi arrived. Damn! The goddamned court should hurry and restore obi's stolen mandate

ppogba:
Dino Melaye would have been a better option.

At least Nigerians will enjoy drama.

Dude, I think you quoted the wrong person. Read my comment very well. It has no relation to what you just wrote

Tradepunter2:
Na only buildings full that place..... To me for a tourist site its overrated..... There are no natural sites you can spend time like Egypt or in Europe..... It's all cities created in the middle of the sand.... Tourist sites comes along with nature and that experience you can't beat it.

Dubai is highly overrated. Apart from their currencies which is quite high at least, the companies and the infrastructures there, nothing dey there. Na our politicians and celebrities just dey hype the place. Travel to Europe if you wan enjoy better place, not Dubai

Cassandraloius:
Na so the sun hot reach for Dubai?

Travel to Dubai you'll understand this very well. That city nearly roasted my skin. The kind hate wey dey there no be here. The place was formerly a desert until they built a city in it

seanfer:
But how come LP/Obi lawyers are always running to the press any little opportunity they have?
They should present their proof of payment in court and let the court rule and penalize INEC. Time is running out....

I said this earlier. Head of Obi's legal team is too dull. The man na complete werey! Obi should have made Dr ikpeazu his legal team head. This current one is just sleeping. The man no know wetin e dey do

Damn!

Expose the goddamned INEC already. What are they waiting for? Expose the useless INEC and APC at once.

FlipModeSquade:
Big security, because a Bridge was named after the man that built it?

The bridge was only completed in his tenure. I see the SE leaders changing the name from MB bridge to its original name "2nd niger bridge".

DrDunamis:
You sound like someone who only learns when it's too late.
Have a great day and face front.

Keep advising and counseling any olosho you encounter. So long you don't drag any guy here into your Simping, then it's cool. I'm done with you

DrDunamis:
Usually I'd not respond to immature, disrespectful and rude comments like yours, but please grow up.
Understand ethics, empathy, and responsibility to humanity. Probably you have no sisters that's why you could spew such obscenity out of your heart.
Not everyone has your flawed view of life.

Oga EmekaStanley, avoid Simps like this guy. Kindly ignore all his comments else they'll lead you astray. If the olosho is looking for who to counsel her, make she go meet her papa. It is the duty of her father to do that, not you!

Tourist123:
I will be visiting Nigeria for the first time since Japaing 2 years ago, any security tips or economic tips I should know?

Just 2 years, you rush create thread?

So what will people that has japa 10 years ago now do? I'm sure they'll erect billboard and ask for security tips

victorazy:
What's this one saying?
So she doesn't owe the office any obligation?
Some offices they don't even allow u use cell phone not to talk about wasting their precious 1hr.

Is her resumption time not 8am? Don't you know he can be sue for that too?

Must u comment?
Plz give ur mother back her phone.

So you have sense like this? I thought you're a SIMP and will probably support the girl's action. Because Simps like you are terrible.

It's a good thing you've decided to swallow the redpill. That's very good. Keep it up and Simp no more! I'll urge other Simps to follow suit ASAP

EmekaStanley:
Well, when I warned her the second day, she started forming sad. I knew she needed the job because she tried so much to sell herself

The werey came to look for clients and customers thinking probably You're one. Na runz girl she be!

DrDunamis:
You role in this young ladies life might just be beyond rendering just employment.
Seems like you're the HR of your company but if you're not get counselling for her.There is no greater joy than the one you get from impacting others.

Comment like this gets me angry. Like dude are you stu.pid or what? Why should the OP counsel her? You smoke? Is the op her father?
what is wrong with you SIMPs? The olosho has shown clearly that she's not interested in the work and you're here preaching and yarning dust. Dude, the olosho took the OP as one of her clients and customers in clubs and hotels hence the reason for her nonchalant attitudes. Na your types dey chop their female workers. If you keep simping like a pussy ass niggar that you are, that girl will end up eventually manipulating you. You won't only sleep with her, she'll cash out massively from you.

Oga EmekaStanley , in all you do, avoid Simps and e-diots like this guy. They'll lead you astray and try to make you become a simp like them. It is not your duty to counsel her. Let her go and meet her father and mother to counsel her. You're looking for a serious worker, not an olosho! Advise the olosho to go to hotels and clubs and resume her hookup there. Na you go carry olosho put for office. she belongs to the streets.

EmekaStanley:
Well I did. I think lack of discipline. I also noticed.

This lady called me around 1.00am on Thursday last week for reason I don't know.

It was even my wife that picked and told me she called , and there was music noise in the background like she was in a club.

Next day Friday, she resumed 10.55am

Dude, I just told you "na you go carry olosho put for office". The girl is a hookup babe. She took you for one of her clients and customers.

It's a good thing you chased her out. Let her resume her hookup in the hotels and clubs else you'll eventually chop her pussy and then cash out from you which is her mission

iammo:
I meant even in Imo State, it's a fvcking typo

Even when he visited Imo State

Go and reedit and correct it because it's already causing war and insults on this thread. You should have known better that minor typos like that can escalate things esp between the 3 werey tribes in this country

victorazy:
...but the cause of their disunion was not disclose BUT deluded mind has termed it infidelity

Ur mumu is legendary

Na ppl like u dey impregnate mad ppl and think it doesn't matter.

Oh! From your monica, I think your brain is located in ur HardDick

Only you one type, only one you still dey laugh? U too mumu. A girl broke up with the OP and you think there was no other Dick banging her before or after the break up?

The op sef get sense pass you because he said he won't impregnate her. I sure say this one go pain you. Werey Simp.

Na Simp like you dey make girls use emotional manipulations on their partners. U too mumu shaa. A girl commented exactly what I said. The girl even get sense pass you. Dude, if e sure for you reply the girl.