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Nonsense and Ingredients ���
Body wey go enter ground last last.

After creating piggery colony, please create "Snakery" colony because the amount of snakes killed on a daily basis in Nigeria is worrisome...

Na Joke ooo

Beautiful!!!
I love interracial babies.

It is funny how some people add weight at the slightest attempt.
Me I have eaten everything eatable and drank everything drinkable but weight just refuse to come, even if it's 5kg sef.

You are still promising us, when the once you promised have been fulfilled...
Take ya time there oo

I'm just wondering where she got that Jean... As in what was the intention of the person selling that size of Jean?...that must be size 70

The most painful thing about this lovely couple is that there is every probability that they might divorce before 5years..

He saw the magic going on, press machine and get paid.. Oga sef want do try your luck

Jesu Kristi...
How I want take finish this Jollof rice now
RIP man

RealHaute:
My fellow Nigerians are now officially crazy.

GoodinPurple ...you have the best personal text I've come across on Nairaland. *thumbs up*

Thank you

Jesus Christ of Nazareth .... there are countless and more of them at oshodi under bridge.. the day this little ones numbering about 40 woke a whole street up by 11pm with their torch and broken bottle in the name of fight I understood the full meaning of the word "Born Troway".

Kelvinortabo:
Like the way they see you upandan for backyard for church today?

How you take know.. I am suspecting you now

My dad is my warrior, and he does not even know that because he is just a typical African traditional kind of daddy....
I love you daddy!!! Happy Father's Day.

Two children playing "suwe"....they would soon jam at Quilox to take pictures, believe there is a "beef" at the expense of your own "fish"

Four Soldiers...Good for you sir, you don't have to worry about who is seeing your daughter in a corner

Buriful...Very Buriful.

Na so.... from 2000 to 2020 now it's 2050. Make I just dey look this giant of Africa.

Na so... From 2000 to 2020 now it's 2050... Make I just dey look.

Network that shuts down by 4pm and resume by 8pm everyday, is that one network...
My phone usually turns to Gameboy within this hour...

But on a positive note I am using Globacom to test how much patience I have

3.2 GB for #1000 is and was the only reason I used Glo aka Slo network in the first place.... now that it is gone... I gat port to a faster network.

Real marriage goal.... Those who understand that marriage is a life long contract and were ready to make it last.
Wherever boo is, this is how we would grow up together ooo.

Another man's wife here might mean his Father's wife(his mum)...
In other words DON'T COPY WHAT YOU CAN'T PASTE, to avoid stories that touch...

Something tells me that one of these people viewing this topic is battling with typing what they have in mind....oya nobody would beat you, let us hear what you are thinking.
Happy Married Life Iyawo ati Oko

furrr:
Why do you need to add her religion to the tittle, what is the relationship between what she said and her religion, is it only Muslims that are suffering, or is she talking on behalf of Muslims or on her status as a muslim.....

Why not a woman annoyed by the suffering buhari govt caused

He is trying to let us know that one of the people who voted based on religious sentiments has finally regain her senses... in other words SHE DON WiSE

Yet another nonsense on a piece of paper..... Two years down the line they have not added even 1000 megawatts, so which magic would they use to produce 10 gigawatts.... GIGAWATTS ooooo

Help me shout....

#7000 as an IT student....some employers can be heartless Sha.
The worst part is that I was made to work like normal staffs and they still delay my 7k most times
Life is all about Experience. I

Chai...
I just pray they survive, Four human beings at a go..wow
Who else noticed how dilapidated the hospital looks, Thank God they actually have a functional incubator. :

Olamilekan08:
You noticed they don't pray.
So u expect them to inform u say dey wan pray abi? Or make dem dey pray make pple 2 streets next to dem dey hear.
Come on my guy!

No... Imagine a normal morning devotion going on, such that some Muslims partake in but you find the JW members gisting on like nothing was going on in their presence...
They don't believe/partake in any Christian gathering(other than theirs) and they would never say Amen to your prayer..THAT IS FACT

Gentlevin:
@purple. "They dont pray"...Dont worry i will talk to dem ok. I wil tel dem TO ALWAYS INFORM U whenever dey want to pray even at night ok.....dont worry too much...kwantinue to be a nice babe..

Funny... I once had to persuade one that came preaching to me one time, that Jesus started with prayer so they have to pray, and They refused. Their defense was that you have to pray in your closet
Na wa oo

Exactly, this has got me wondering.. I have some JW friends and this is what I discovered about them
1)They love football (it is normal)
2)They only read their version of the Bible called "Holy Scripture"
3) They don't pray
4) They don't play or listen to gospel music
Note: These are what I have observed about a lot of them...

Abegi make I hear word jare.
Nothing taste better than Party Jollof Rice

....and to think that this old men are fighting for the interest of the governor while the masses go hungry..
God bless Nigeria Sha!!