Happy birthday to our Mummy G. O. May you continue to go stronger for the Lord's work on your hands. Congratulations ma.

Pride goes before a fall. I am this, I am that, the only one, the only one. Be careful of what you say because you want to win people to yourself. God determines who will be there. If it's your time, you will get there. But if it's not your time, no matter what you do, you will not be there. God knows!!

Staged to reimburse the terrorists.

olaztek:
Ah! Even Messi is begging for mercy.

Iya yen to po ju

CyberEBOLA:
NOBODY IS GOING TO HELL OR HEAVEN!
WAKE UP!


Anyway, where were you before your parents had sex?
That should answer the question.

At death, we simply stop existing!

FALSE!!!
There is life after death. After death your journey to eternity begins.

Hunchogee:

Nope dear, first in Nigeria google it ( first smart building in 9ja)

This type of building, I mean this type of light design is at Ikoyi along Rewane road.

shugaboy6102:
Good day people. With the recent spread of covid19 and the measures taken by the government taken to limit public gathering to a minimum, who is willing to go to church today?

We had to cancel our services for today late last night because many of the members are already scared of the covid19.

My advice, please stay @ home and don't try to form James bond so that you don't endanger your self and your family. I strongly believe that this season of darkness shall pass.

Happy Sunday everyone

My family and I had a very good time in the presence of God as we held our service in our sitting room. Hallelujah!!!

Happy Birthday to you Sir. Keep marching forward to greater glory.

GOFRONT:
Mtcheeeww.......When will this Adesua get pregnant......We want to baby bump pictures biko..

God is the One giving children. Stop condemning them for not having a child now. At the right time God will bless them with their own children.

Omooba77:


https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-many-houses-on-fire-as-boko-haram-hits-chibok-2/amp

What exactly do these people want? What do they intend to achieve? Why are they making life miserable for the common and defenseless man? O God, arise and help the helpless.

loyedammy:
This happened on one bright morning, in 2007 or so can't really remember the date, but it was a great week building up the valentine aura. I was in the hostel back then when Lovers and 'crushers' alike were busy planning and shopping for the perfect val gift.

As senior boys then, I woke up to the discussion of valentine plans, during that discussion one of the boys suggested a valentine prank to make it a day never to forget. It was a period we were always having a beef with our girls over one issue or the other, so that seemed like a perfect idea and payback. It was kinda tough picking the girl to effect that plan but we later picked the least favorites because she was tough, built like a man and less pretty. When her name was mentioned none of the boys could defend her because she had no lovers and crusher amongst us, so she became our valentine queen.

The prank,
we bought a champagne bottle drain its content, set the bottle in front of the hostel, so each of us peed into that bottle till it was filled, corked the bottle then placed it under the sun to dry its body and increase the pressure of its content. So, evening came, we prepared for prep class, packaged our bottle with love card and rose and sent it to her through one of our junior girl. Her excitement and the other girls during prep class can't be explained, 'they were happy for her'. After prep class ended, on our way back to our various hostel, the girls were just shouting 'open it' in chorus till they got to their hostel.

According to the gist, When she got to the hostel she unwrapped it with excitement as the girls gather round her............ And puffffff, its content erupt on them like a champagne shower.

The end.


So, tell us about that valentine prank.

(watch out for part 2) . The funny thing is, She got her sweet revenge

That's not good enough. If it were ordinary water or water mixed with salt, it would have been better. Did you intend for her/them to drink your urines?

GoTV:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think the only solution to these clashes is for all states to accept the proposed Ruga settlements for herdsmen and watch peace reign. Instead of setting up regional security outfit like Amotekun and forest guards, why can't we Christians states especially be tolerant and live in peace with our neighbors? Infact, we Christians disown Amotekun and Enugu forest guards. We are all Nigerians and we have equal rights in every part of the country.
Instead of blaming every tragedy on our Muslim brothers, why can't we Christians dialogue for peace sake? Recently a Christian suicide bomber was caught in the church and we quickly rejected him to be a Christian but if he were to be a Muslim we would call all Muslims terrorists just because of the actions of one man. We Christians have a lot of lessons to learn from our Muslim brothers. Honestly

LIAR!!!

Quality20:
in Islam parents are highly responsible for their children and wards under them. Pls allow the man do as he please, he isn't going to hurt his daughter. she is under his care and will account for her on judgement day. Pls don't spoil another man's family, u are only a random boyfriend who might eventually use,dump n spoil d innocent girls life.
I'm myself dating a Hausa lady and I know n accept that the father can chose to marry her out to any man he wish and I can't question that. Even though I love her, I'm not going to tell her to rebel against her parents. I repeat, don't spoil things for other ppl, u r not responsible for this girl and u can't change that. Cultures vary a lot, u can't impose ur cultural views on others

Why do people hide under religion to perpetrate evil? May God deliver the innocent ones.

fergie001:


https://thenationonlineng.net/ive-kept-my-promise-to-end-bharam-says-buhari/

So, has BokoHaram ended now?

F117nighthawk:
So Because osinbajo is Buhari,s deputy and a member of RCCG he should now be reporting to both Buhari and Adeboye and briefing him about security reports?
This man is dumb

Very dumb indeed!

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