Not really a date though, but this happened last week.
I was bored and asked her to lunch after work although it was 5pm. She said ok.
Picked her up from her office and we went to the mall. As we were eating quietly, she saw one of her church male friends at some table away from us. She left her food to go greet him. From greeting him, she pulled up a chair and started gisting. I was just there alone eating quietly. After eating, they were still gisting. I said no wahala.
One of the guys that cleans tables came and asked if i was done. Her food was just there. I said, hold on. Picked up the meat in her plate and said go on.
Stood up and walked into shoprite to buy grapes and drove home.
Guess she came back and saw clean table. She called and was sad and apologized, told her she left me, I got bored and left.

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BetWinners:

So according to you the hard & tough times in Nigeria only affects the women in Nigeria & not the men yes?
These Nigerian niggas never cease to amaze me

I didn't suggest that

Here's why: If you see a hungry girl, feed her if you can.

The excerpt is a conditional statement

I didn't mean what you insinuated

And please stop using nigga

PotatoSalad:
Not really a date though, but this happened last week.
I was bored and asked her to lunch after work although it was 5pm. She said ok.
Picked her up from her office and we went to the mall. As we were eating quietly, she saw one of her church male friends at some table away from us. She left her food to go greet him. From greeting him, she pulled up a chair and started gisting. I was just there alone eating quietly. After eating, they were still gisting. I said no wahala.
One of the guys that cleans tables came and asked if i was done. Her food was just there. I said, hold on. Picked up the meat in her plate and said go on.
Stood up and walked into shoprite to buy grapes and drove home.
Guess she came back and saw clean table. She called and was sad and apologized, told her she left me, I got bored and left.

she dey craze, bro try bring her close and Bleep her, dont ever sate such disgraceful gals, church member kee her dre

Shibaraba:
Brought all her friends plus two guys. I would have fallen mugu because the money was nothing but what vexed me was the two guys doing snap chats taking selfies and videos with words like

"was down before and now I'm here. Popping Henessey with my boys. Me cash money, oil money, waya waya money"

Three Henessey, two Moet, shawarma 8 , two packets of Benson, 8 bottle water, two catfish pepper soup. Funny thing is they were doing the calling. All I called for was still in front of me before the lady came. 2 bottles of 33 with 500 suya.
I made sure they drank it well. They all opened the drinks. The guys went to the dancing floor holding Henessey and pouring for guys. Forming yahoo. I called the barman paid for what I ordered for and left. 2 bottles and suya 500 making 1100.
The missed calls started from 8.pm and went on till the next day when I finally blocked her. Atenu oshi

Hahahahahhahahahha!!!!!!

Slawormir:


Damnnnnn niggarrr
It is obvious you are not a real niggarrr

Stop crying
Real niggarrrz don't go on a date

Real niggarrrz bang pussies and move on
Real niggarrrz see women as swimming pool
They bang their own and move on.
They don't do those romantic stuffs like going on a date

Just huzzle some money and pussies will be yours.
To make it worse. Just get a ride even if it is a low budget ass ride then i can bet my balls you will be banging enough Pussies

You see those my two ride. Am going to blur the background because of sars and efcc
With those ride. I bang enough pussies. Ladies love ride

All these small boys sef..After your dad banged your mum did he move on? smh..kids nowadays think being stupid is cool

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The lies some members will dish out here though.[/b]

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I'm here to listen to lies..

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Slawormir:


Damnnnnn niggarrr
It is obvious you are not a real niggarrr

Stop crying
Real niggarrrz don't go on a date

Real niggarrrz bang pussies and move on
Real niggarrrz see women as swimming pool
They bang their own and move on.
They don't do those romantic stuffs like going on a date

Just huzzle some money and pussies will be yours.
To make it worse. Just get a ride even if it is a low budget ass ride then i can bet my balls you will be banging enough Pussies

You see those my two ride. Am going to blur the background because of sars and efcc
With those ride. I bang enough pussies. Ladies love ride

Wow!

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Please am interested
07058372044.

Professors On Dating all flexing their muscles. Is this what Nairaland has been degraded to?

jubrilELsudan:



I know you want me to take your out for Valentines day and cum in your mouth.

Tell us more... A couple's failure

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Mine was back then I took a lady out and I was using fork and knife to eat rice ( back then it was only Mr Biggs that was the only eatery around) I wasn't good with those cutler is and village people were still doing catch them young. I held d meat with the fork down to cut it but the meat slipped in d flat plate and poured rice on her white dress and my cloth.


Today the lady is like an aunty to me cos I still greet her Good afternoon any time I see her out of shame #lol

PotatoSalad:

about to kiss a random stranger you just met. U people dey try

Sorry for asking o, is test required before kissing someone?

PotatoSalad:
Not really a date though, but this happened last week.
I was bored and asked her to lunch after work although it was 5pm. She said ok.
Picked her up from her office and we went to the mall. As we were eating quietly, she saw one of her church male friends at some table away from us. She left her food to go greet him. From greeting him, she pulled up a chair and started gisting. I was just there alone eating quietly. After eating, they were still gisting. I said no wahala.
One of the guys that cleans tables came and asked if i was done. Her food was just there. I said, hold on. Picked up the meat in her plate and said go on.
Stood up and walked into shoprite to buy grapes and drove home.
Guess she came back and saw clean table. She called and was sad and apologized, told her she left me, I got bored and left.

Some people sha.

SoNature:


Be nice because times are hard.

If you see a hungry girl, feed her if you can.

This is no sarcasm, it's just being realistic.

It's tough living in Nigeria

It's even tougher surviving as a girl without runs

You're a real gee bro. I'm always open up to assist anyone when i can. I don't care if you see me as a Maga after that but i always do my best to help when i know you are truly in need of help and I'm able to assist.

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yet to go on a date with a lady.

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All this oyinbos date is like Madooooo anyways My first date was just last year last year i met here through a friend she's cute and pretty tall just the same height then after two month of relationship I decided to take her out on a date to Domino's pizza she didn't tell me she's coming with her friend and I didn't tell her my friend is also coming after reaching their we bith sat down i was like o ma gwad i gat no much money so at the end of the day i ended up ordering small pizza's for all of us with coke i mean it was chicken pizza then we ate i was even shy to eat my pizza cause she was just starring at me at the end of the date i ended up eating little out of my pizza and we left but i was shy to take picture with her and did not bother to ask her but we are still together and our date's after that are very interesting

PotatoSalad:
Not really a date though, but this happened last week.
I was bored and asked her to lunch after work although it was 5pm. She said ok.
Picked her up from her office and we went to the mall. As we were eating quietly, she saw one of her church male friends at some table away from us. She left her food to go greet him. From greeting him, she pulled up a chair and started gisting. I was just there alone eating quietly. After eating, they were still gisting. I said no wahala.
One of the guys that cleans tables came and asked if i was done. Her food was just there. I said, hold on. Picked up the meat in her plate and said go on.
Stood up and walked into shoprite to buy grapes and drove home.
Guess she came back and saw clean table. She called and was sad and apologized, told her she left me, I got bored and left.

bad man

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Goodday Sir.
In as much as i would love to take your offer, I don't think it is appropriate for you to demand my number be posted on this public forum like this and whatsapp number at that.

I also checked your profile you registered this account on February 1, four days ago.

I will mail you Sir, If truly your offer is genuine kindly reply mail.

PotatoSalad:

about to kiss a random stranger you just met. U people dey try

Yes oo. Even most husbands and wives were once strangers.

maasoap:


Sorry for asking o, is test required before kissing someone?

I wonder o

maasoap:


Sorry for asking o, is test required before kissing someone?

Shouldn't you be concerned about sharing body fluids with strangers? Some people are walking corpses

On a facebook group, someone posted " Type Hi and go on a 24hours relationship date with whoever replies u"
I jokingly replied to one of the Hi's and a conversation started. We agreed to meet on Saturday and i asked her to chose a venue.

10am Saturday, she sent me a direction. On getting there, it was an estate and didn't look like where we can relax. Next she drove out and I entered the car. We got inside her apartment and served me a cup of redwine.

We talked at length but just about 5pm i wanted to leave and immediately i informed her, she moved to my seat and started kissing me.
I ended up leaving 6am.
All the principles governing me got suspended.
Till date still don't understand how i spent a night in a lady's house. Someone i don't know anything about.

Mescana22:



she dey craze, bro try bring her close and Bleep her, dont ever sate such disgraceful gals, church member kee her dre

We're not dating biko. I was only bored and didn't want to hangout alone