₦airaland Forum

The same scam , different tactics.

The so called crude oil ship was Jet fuel.

How can you refine crude oil and get jet fuel first before petrol, at this point USA need to release Hushpuppi because Dangote has been a bigger thief

blackbone989:
My kids are asking for a pet but am not financially bouyant to buy one now. If U wanna gift any U can contact me

why not catch lizard and give them as a pet.

Ttalk:
Afternoon wailing from the children of 8

$1 = N1,200. why are you trying to blame me

He Tamed the Atlantic Ocean they say, he will tame the whole of nigeria.

$1 = N1,200 today

raskymonojendor:
Putin, the friend of the Muslim and Islamic world. Muslims all over the world will be happy with this visit and the royal welcome he received.

I thought he has an arrest warrant from toothless bulldog ICC. The man just dey flex around.

As Putin said, any nonsense from any head slammers he will be the one to send them to their imaginary paradise quickly

they obviously are in pain that a Niger delta person is the FCT minister, nothing more nothing less

bunch of thieves

Solofresh2:
So what do you want us to do now?

Your generation no get respect abi?

Gerrard59:
Aside from Indians, we have the highest ratio of dependants. So technically, we are being specified.

Shut up when people are talking

Lanretoye:
Our brothers from that side will be like "we developed it"

Igbos don buy everywhere there. Afonjas can't afford ikoyi talkless of Eko atlantic


Normally ask yourself, your useless papa fit buy ordinary Benz?

watch how lazy brown envelop bribe taking Nigerian medias will make it look like its only applied to Nigeria alone.

Mumu occupation

LeoDeKing:
So there are touts in Upper Iweka?

Pls what do touts do? I used to think they extort though because they are practically jobless. Those clowns that used to bullshit themselves by telling any APC supporter to send CV for job placement, is it that they are not seeing these ones?

Also, were we not told everyone in Anambra is a billionaire?

So how can billionaires be extorting people of 50 to 100 bucks.

Or is there something I'm not understanding?

they should all go back to Lagos, where they learn agbero from. Tinubu is now the president of the Zoo

FuckingMachine:
This one don acquire the fame now its time to secure the bag. I hope she's used for rituals by a very powerful ogboni man this December.

Bro easy its not that serious

Babangidapikin:
United States of the Sahel ... Haha Biggest country ever ... USS

90% of the whole country is sand, desert. they are useless to us

Who is Nigeria? Taaaaar GET OUT

Stop harassing Igbos daily

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

I can see you not married till you're 42 years old. You better buy yourself a cat now

All this wicked fraudster does is what will kill imo State people

the criminal from lagos have turn peaceful abuja into war zone, him and his agbero son call seyi

1TrippleCee:
What a sad waste. No go find productive work do

you think everyone is as useless as you are

iammo:




Netayahun is a coward like Boko Haram

Bombing soft targets, women and children


Idris Derby (RIP) led his Army to war as a President


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shut up, Netayahun is a hero, he is doing a good job to all those terrorist, nothing should be allowed to breath in Gaza

did they get him? if no, then they are useless gunmen