₦airaland Forum

Studio CFR:
Make sense abeg @google

do i know you  

jolosy much ??

Idowuogbo:
@ibojju
aburrrrro  sho wa jare  

Idowuogbo:
^hmmm
je wo , wot did u do aburo
did u sample d tin tin

double08:
check the dictionary for the word RESPECT

madlady:
  on your dimple.

madlady:
Hi sweets.

Wise girl.

Ha my wifely wife

i missed you . . . where have you been

good to read your posts again

bisan:
@ googles what potentials do u potray to your girl?, i may have some that makes her love me, but honestly i dont know it my self

Idowuogbo:
^really dat hug was doing u yori yori abi, don worry continue receiving it o
if u like pack go meet am

@iboju
no wonderr , omo ondo ton je aja ni ee
ohh my good lawd , sheyge
anyways abeg make sure u prey on your size
cus blackstar na erun agba, if i catch u again flirting wiv him
i wud perform a clifford orji on u ,bloody tatafo

@efe
biko wetem my name now
u jus dey shout idowu 4 hia , blackstar no sey na put aspanda we dey do now
so wetin u still dey matchmake .collect anoda contract oi
probs farao and taniz case fit generate capital pursue dat contract jare

yee Idee no vex o i just dey hug am onto say na my neighbor o

norrin more. . . i respect your conglomerate o

b'sides i told u am in loff already so i have no designs watsoever on blackkie

Pharoh:
Jor iyawo wa ma binu si mi . . . . esu lo fa

I have been very busy lately thats why i have not been here. . . .

I will make it up for you in so many other ways.

blacksta:
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7.50

“Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $5.

“What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor.

“First you give me $10 every day, then $7,50 and now only $5. What’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says, “last year my eldest son went to university. It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”

blacksta:
Before the examination, Scott asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients' problems.

The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.

'Okay then,' Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

It's swollen,' Scott replied.

Pharoh:
You no wetin dem dey call kpara so?      . . Abeg no let me laugh in Japanese

Kurukere waka means doing secretive, strange and dodgy stuffs lol.