₦airaland Forum

lalaboi:
Broken buggy!
U frshie?. . .if you's a feshie. . . My grand pa's 1980 bungalow is a feshie. . .

airless ball. ,

ori e ko live wire. . . . . . if i catch you ehn !!!

and yes am a freshie if e pain you oga go and kiss transformer  

Moyola:
Arh! not yet! Nland needz yu!

muta muta 

Moyola:
Me? Googles?!. . . dont lemme catch yu!

come and blow me away jor my mutallab

lalaboi:
Old man in the newskool! ose!. . . Ok. . .

See am. . . dusty piano

chei i don die. . . . . . . see this old broken guitar calling freshie like me dusty piano, i blame you? old age is fast telling on you

you dis great grand homo- sapien

hawks pap

Moyola:
^^ In other wordz, he luvz yur legz!

no mind the big headed old man. . . . . he cant stop thinking about dose long legs

lalaboi:
Moyo. . . WHo send u message/ /   . . .dnt let me com down der and spank you till you yarnsh disfigure like say you don born 50 pikins!



For ya mind. . . your ams are longer than your legs!

sharrap dia my friend. . . . . . . your arms will be longer than the whole of your dwarfy body  

lalaboi:
Small leg

kai i dinna even see this one before. . . . me small legs?? FYI my legs are the bomb they are my pride so endlessly long

ha mutallabic human being

big head

watever it doesnt marra anymore. . . . . .funny innit?

give it up- Shakira & lil' wayne

say something- Timbaland & Drake

brains all the way who wants a well behaved but drooling guy. . . . . . if he is intelligent he can pick behaviour on his way up

but a well-behaved dullard is almost if not a retard

hello pples. . .am on ma shift tonight

ace of spade ?

hello back kiss

^^^ i use traditional black soap o

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he has been to the bathroom 50 times today sef

who says a nice man cannot man a relationship

there is a crystal clear difference btwn being nice and being dull

mcheeeeew see coal pot calling my eletric kettle black. . . . go baff jo oloooorun

Heavy weight slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

yea there are fresh mint candies around that can help

he he mannylex go baff jor

jobless

[size=13pt]aww that really sucks. . . . . . . . try looking for a way to tell her that wouldn't upset her, after dat you can advise her to intensify the way she brushes
then get her mouthspray, and she can always keep her breathe fresh by chewing minty gums or candies round the clock i think these tips should help [/size]

hollandis:
Its the way the women folk flaunt the protuberances that makes us men have an erection.If you decide to stop the bra and panties and every other apparel that conceals the boobiies and bootie and curves and punana like your ancestors 30000 years ago,then believe me there won't be screwwing(like ones life depend on it) and cheating and all manner of sexual fantasy and appeal.After all the unclothed tribe in Adamawa and Jigawa don't have intimacy until later in life and their bosoms is never a turn on for their men.
I recall touching the bosoms of a hot unclothed -tribe jigawa girl :omistakenly,and she acted like It was nothing. it was something for me though

[size=13pt]1.) I wonder why you decided to leave out the "homemaker" bit and concentrate more on the physical features mentioned

2.) Try looking up the word self-control. . . . . . . must you get an erection just because a random girl on the streets is flashing her "girls"
puh-leeze mad women walk these streets everyday n[i]a[/i]ked do you get unnecessarily aroused? i dont think so
summary : erection is a thing of the mind

3.) get over watever you are dealing with and embrace nature. one is not entirely complete without the other, men come with problems too y' know[/size]

[size=13pt]hmm really?? imagine a world without 'em pretty thangs, no bobbies, no booties, no curves, no homemakers all you have around you are muscles, moustache, pot-bellied chain-smoking, guys. . . . . . . . hmm guess 190 will be your boyfriend    wat an unimaginable world  [/size]

[size=13pt]awww you have a good woman there. . . . . . dont you let her slip away just like dat she deserves the best

and as for the loss of your job am sorry and i sincerely hope you get a better and a more reliable job. . . . just be easy on yourself [/size]

Abimbola. . . . . . . . . i hope you are fine wherver you are darling i love you and i miss you so much

i just totally hate men i think they suck

word don finish na to dey type rabbish remain hia

funny

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i use 3tone green contact lenses, so there was this day i was in school i noticed this guy was really staring at me in a creepy way so i stared back at

him giving him my "WTF look" only for the guy to start shouting blood of Jesus and he started binding me wen pple asked him wassup he said am a snake girl

whose eyes are changing colours. . . . . he said maybe i was sent to kill him cos 've been staring at him in a funny way pple started laffing at us but i was really

embarassed cos he caused a scene and am not a drama person at all. . . . but looking back at it now its really funny