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Poll: Would you sell your baby if you saw no means?

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Re: Baby For Sale by Tosinville(m): 2:04am On Mar 10, 2011
You kidnappers are still trading babies here?¿¿
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 2:05am On Mar 10, 2011
YUP! I got two latino babies ready for sale! Where your cash at King?
Re: Baby For Sale by Tosinville(m): 2:07am On Mar 10, 2011
I'm the bawss but i don't buy kids, for what?
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 2:08am On Mar 10, 2011
Can you adopt these babies? I gotta make room for the next shipment.
Re: Baby For Sale by Imari(f): 2:08am On Mar 10, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Did your Social Security check come on time I know your boy is emailing you like crazy his cash is running low and the ashawos don't wait for no man.

Pssst, you are also a tad bit thin skinned.  shocked

Jot that down on your self improvement list also. K  grin
Re: Baby For Sale by Tosinville(m): 2:10am On Mar 10, 2011
Hey imari, how have you been doing? hope its all good over there?
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 2:11am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:

Pssst, you are also a tad bit thin skinned.  shocked

Jot that down on your self improvement list also. K  grin

Trust me nothing thin about my skin.  Improve your self esteem maybe you wouldn't have to go manliness shopping online. 

Chin up, it is okay. Somebody gotta be suckered and unfortunately it was you.
Re: Baby For Sale by Imari(f): 2:23am On Mar 10, 2011
Tosinville:

Hey imari, how have you been doing? hope its all good over there?

I've been great.

Had a huge birthday party on Sunday everything was wonderful.



Mrs.Chima:

Trust me nothing thin about my skin.  Improve your self esteem maybe you wouldn't have to go manliness shopping online. 

Chin up, it is okay. Somebody gotta be suckered and unfortunately it was you.

I would rather "trust" your desperate need to make snide, off topic, long ago closed topic and plain old replies to my comments especially long after your making the statement of "let me conclude this". smiley

All it took was a flick of that chip and you jumped through my hoops at my will because as I said, you have a thin skin.

Now continue on with your delusions of yourself, you showed your hand long ago. wink
Re: Baby For Sale by Tosinville(m): 2:27am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari
oh! dats fabulous to hear that, yeah! i think you told us on your thread, don't u invite Mrs.chima? i would hv come over 4 the celebration but i'm not in the states yet tho
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 2:29am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:

I've been great.

Had a huge birthday party on Sunday everything was wonderful.



I would rather "trust" your  desperate need to make snide, off topic, long ago closed topic and plain old replies to my comments especially long after your making the statement of "let me conclude this".   smiley

All it took was a flick of that chip and you jumped through my hoops at my will because as I said, you have a thin skin.

Now continue on with your delusions of yourself, you showed your hand long ago.  wink

Trusting spirited got you in trouble the first time, good girl for wising up the second time.  You are never too OLD to learn.   wink

Keep paying for manliness you will never see.  Oh, that right! My friend said that Western Union got a two for one special. You can send Tosin some money too for the same price!
Re: Baby For Sale by Imari(f): 2:39am On Mar 10, 2011
Tosinville:

Imari
oh! dats fabulous to hear that, yeah! i think you told us on your thread, don't u invite Mrs.chima? i would hv come over 4 the celebration but i'm not in the states yet tho

If she likes fun times, she would be more than welcome.

Maybe next year around this time, you maybe able to make it. so the invite is open to ya'

Mrs.Chima:

Trusting spirited got you in trouble the first time, good girl for wising up the second time.  You are never too OLD to learn.   wink

Keep paying for manliness you will never see.  Oh, that right! My friend said that Western Union got a two for one special. You can send Tosin some money too for the same price!

Told you that you lack the understanding and comprehension of what I say.

I never once said that I was "in trouble"

You still wanna play, Ms. Independent?
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 2:41am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:

If she likes fun times, she would be more than welcome.

Maybe next year around this time, you maybe able to make it. so the invite is open to ya'

Told you that you lack the understanding and comprehension of what I say.

I never once said that I was "in trouble"

You still wanna play, Ms. Independent?



Do you, Ms. No Award.  You need change?
Re: Baby For Sale by Tosinville(m): 2:43am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari
Its alright dear only if you're an active member on here thats when i can get the birthday invitation for next, anyway nice to hear that.
Re: Baby For Sale by Imari(f): 2:59am On Mar 10, 2011

Mrs.Chima:

Do you, [size=18pt]Ms. No Award[/size]. You need change?

You are incredibly slow and since that is the case you are excused.


Tosinville:

Imari
Its alright dear only if you're an active member on here thats when i can get the birthday invitation for next, anyway nice to hear that.

No problem smiley
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 3:05am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:


You are incredibly slow and since that is the case you are excused.


No problem  smiley

If it ease your pain of being used Granny, sure.  Ask your boy toy if his night was penetrating and orgasmic.

(snickering)
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 3:15am On Mar 10, 2011
Yo Reality!

I got two latino babies available! Don't ask me how I got them and do you want them?

I got a new shipment coming in!
Re: Baby For Sale by Nobody: 6:07am On Mar 12, 2011
errrrm sis. . what was the purpose of the thread? grin
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 8:06am On Mar 12, 2011
(looking innocent) (hiding the babies in the crate)

Hmmm. grin grin grin embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Baby For Sale by MrCork17: 6:03pm On Mar 12, 2011
Madam Chima <<<< sells childrens angry
Re: Baby For Sale by koolchicco: 6:11pm On Mar 12, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Madam Chima <<<< sells childrens angry
shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 6:30pm On Mar 12, 2011
(combs the babies hair as I adjusts the FOR SALE sign)
Re: Baby For Sale by koolchicco: 6:48pm On Mar 12, 2011
(Child molester )
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 6:54pm On Mar 12, 2011
You mean baby merchant? Child molesters are people who molests children. Combing hair is not molesting and I am making those babies presentable by combing hair and putting some vaseline on their gums so they will be smiling all the time.

PRESENTATION IS ESSENTIAL PEOPLE!

BABIES, BABIES, BABIES, AND BABIES! I GOT BABIES FOR SALE! COME ONE AND COME ALL!
Re: Baby For Sale by Brite02(m): 7:11pm On Mar 12, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

(combs the babies hair as I adjusts the FOR SALE sign)
whyyyyyyyyyyy? Aint u suppose 2 tk care of d children, y r u adjustin d 4 sale sign.
Re: Baby For Sale by Nobody: 7:24pm On Mar 12, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

(combs the babies hair as I adjusts the FOR SALE sign)

Cool! Do you sell dogs? If so, I'd take Mr.Cork. I'ma put him on layaway! grin grin
Gota give my puppy some company. grin grin
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 8:06pm On Mar 12, 2011
Brite02:

whyyyyyyyyyyy? Aint u suppose 2 tk care of d children, y r u adjustin d 4 sale sign.

Too fertile. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 8:07pm On Mar 12, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

Cool! Do you sell dogs? If so, I'd take Mr.Cork. I'ma put him on layaway! grin grin
Gota give my puppy some company. grin grin


I got a puppy name Mercedes. She is a little fass and I think she is bisexual. So you might wanna keep an eye on that heffa.
Re: Baby For Sale by Nobody: 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

I got a puppy name Mercedes. She is a little fass and I think she is bisexual. So you might wanna keep an eye on that heffa.

LMAO! @ bi-s3xual dog.
Re: Baby For Sale by madlady(f): 3:35pm On Mar 27, 2011
madlady:

More than sad, gut wrenching and very serious, not something to taunt with.


Baby selling, that's  on another level completely.



@mrs chima, I need to ask you a question, I know you have the knowledge on this matter.

Pls could you come to my FB . Your help will be gratefully appreciated.

It's really important,only you can help. embarassed
Re: Baby For Sale by madlady(f): 4:29pm On Mar 27, 2011
Thank you. smiley
Re: Baby For Sale by googles: 4:41pm On Mar 27, 2011
madlady:

Thank you. smiley

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

you !!! where have you been ?

aww come here love
Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(f): 4:42pm On Mar 27, 2011
BACK OFF angry angry angry angry

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