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Mehn !
This is deep
Maybe she mistakingly blasted bottle on her face or did she tie her hands to use knife to design her face?

pafra:
Go for secondary market. Same happened to me. You will be given options to choose from trust me you will be glad you did.

I will consider this

Stanbic IBTC, it's a PMA

Risingcash94:
Pls which bank was this and what rate did you bid?

My August bid of 1.5M for 182days wasn't successful, I really don't know why

The amount is too small?

bassdow:
Come meet us at this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1912965/mutual-funds/388 to learn as much as you can or ask questions and if interested in Stanbic IBTC mutual funds or similar, nothing wrong using this https://www.stanbicibtcfundsmanagement.com/invest-now-l8yyj3l8 to register also. Mind you, you need not visit the bank at all.

vanvickie:
Wow! Rates are going back up. That's nice to see

Exactly, I hope for more juicy rates for investors

enque:
Rates from today's auction

Thanks for sharing

bassdow:
Come meet us at this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1912965/mutual-funds/388 to learn as much as you can or ask questions and if interested in Stanbic IBTC mutual funds or similar, nothing wrong using this https://www.stanbicibtcfundsmanagement.com/invest-now-l8yyj3l8 to register also. Mind you, you need not visit the bank at all.

Thank you so much

Good morning fam,

I want to invest in T-Bills for a short tenor

I have 1M that I am not really using for now

I want to make use of Stanbic IBTC bank

I hope to do this on Monday

House I am new to this , is there anything I should know ?

To all Hard working ladies and gent out there
We pray for the best

May God bless the work of our hands and our source of our income

In March 2024, my dad suffered a partial stroke. We rushed him to the hospital and spent a significant amount of money to stabilize him. He remained in the hospital for about a month, and by the time he was discharged, he had made considerable progress.
He could talk, none of his body was paralyzed, and he could walk. However, he wasn’t as strong as before and couldn’t be left alone due to his impaired vision.

Despite his recovery, a major challenge has arisen. My dad has insisted on becoming a vegetarian, which he believes is essential to maintaining his health.
He attributes his stroke to a spiritual attack and feels that avoiding animal products will help him spiritually.

This decision has caused numerous disagreements, family meetings, and heated arguments, but he remains firm in his belief.

To him, even something as simple as rice mixed with red oil is sufficient, as long as no crayfish, fish, or meat is used in its preparation.

My mom has been doing her best to cater to his dietary preferences by preparing vegan meals and including fruits to ensure some level of variety.


However, I am deeply concerned about his health. He eats very little, and when he doesn’t like the meals prepared for him, he turns to junk food to avoid eating what the rest of the family is having.

His physical appearance is not as healthy as I would like, and I fear he isn’t getting the nutrients he needs.

Recently, he experienced dizziness, which I suspect is due to his lack of a balanced diet.

We spent over a million naira on his treatment to bring him to his current state, and I am scared all our efforts will be in vain.

I’ve tried talking to him and calling him to discuss his diet, but he refuses to change. He insists that even if his health declines, we should respect his decision to remain a vegan.

My mom has been incredibly supportive, doing her best to prepare meals that align with his dietary restrictions, but the strain on her and the rest of the family is evident. The stress of managing separate meals, coupled with the worry about his long-term health, has taken a toll on everyone.

While we respect his beliefs, we are deeply concerned about his health and nutrition.

We have taken to hospital for checkup, he told the doctor that is now okay, he should plead with us to maintain his choice of food

He is so stubborn that he wouldn't listen

cybersoldiers:
Do you want to sell them?

Yes

How.

Oluromantic:
That's why I support men marrying older or slightly older women. Although women will always be women but there are significant differences.

You think all this thing you listed aren't too cumbersome for the comprehension of someone who believes the man is to do the caring by his age compared to hers. How many sense women get let alone those with younger age

older women are self-centred and quick to use reverse psychology

When are soldiers going to raid the town?

Abi that one don go?

2aces:
I will call you tomorrow

Alright , till tomorrow

2aces:
Location and contact

Contact: zero.8.1.0.0.2.5.8.2.4.7 (WhatsApp)

Lagos Island (CMS)

I just unboxed it today
I will get clearer pic tomorrow if that is ok

My aunt who recently travelled on a business trip came back with this brand new iPhone 15 in box and has not been setup

The company she has been buying from gifted her the phone

She already has phones and stated that it is too expensive for her to use

The phone is up for sale
Apple IPhone 15 6.1" 6GB RAM/128GB ROM IOS 17 - BLACK
#1.2M (negotiable)

Location: Lagos Island (CMS)
Contact: zero.8.1.0.0.2.5.8.2.4.7

MatrixReloaded:
Prepare it aat the back of your compound or get a farmland to start farming

Yes ooo
Since APC want us all to mad

Ndi ara

Stone03:
One of the riffles on the floor is different from the one they're holding, why?

Look very well

He is holding the short gun backwards together with the double barrel

Chizmickey:
The labour should take this one at a time, 62k is fine considering the level of the economy now.

Please give me a run down of 62k for a month

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
The truth be say how people take dey add weight I nor just know

I don do all my possible best
Nothing show for my body...even this beer that people drink and they will now have protruding stomach and be big..me I have drink all the beers in this life and nothing

Brother we nor gather dey because my own worse.
I eat alot. Infact food is not even my problem because even if I don't have money I still eat. Only male child among six siblings..rest are females..so I stroll around their apartment to eat thier food...both the ones that are married..
As i dey type like this I don first stroll go my mum side this morning go eat her food.. now i reach my elder sister place she dey cook black soup and eba..still I brought out her crayfish and started eating along side with one stout I saw in her refrigerator

Everyday you dey eat her crayfish 😂
You finish one bag one day

dawnomike:
Sure we can....

Send me a mail: dawnomike at gmail dote come

Will send you my whatsapp number to reach you on via mail

I just did

dawnomike:
It depends on uf you pay state tax and pension fund deductions

Substract those 2 frm your gross, then you shud have your net

Thanks , made the calculations already

Sent a PM, can we talk ?

Octopusbottle:
2,074,800 /12 = 172,900- gross

Tax deduction = 7.5% of 172,900= 12,967.5

Pension if deducted=8% of 172,900 = 13,842

Tax + pen=26,799.5

Gross - deductions =146,100(net)

Put into consideration other deduction eg Hmo

I sent you a mail, please reply , would want us to talk about something

Octopusbottle:
2,074,800 /12 = 172,900- gross

Tax deduction = 7.5% of 172,900= 12,967.5

Pension if deducted=8% of 172,900 = 13,842

Tax + pen=26,799.5

Gross - deductions =146,100(net)

Put into consideration other deduction eg Hmo

Thank you so much

Octopusbottle:
2,074,800 /12 = 172,900- gross

Tax deduction = 7.5% of 172,900= 12,967.5

Pension if deducted=8% of 172,900 = 13,842

Tax + pen=26,799.5

Gross - deductions =146,100(net)

Put into consideration other deduction eg Hmo

This is quite close from friends in the position I have consulted

I currently earn 132k , that's not really much though

dawnomike:
It depends on uf you pay state tax and pension fund deductions

Substract those 2 frm your gross, then you shud have your net

From previous transactions the tax is 14k and pension is
₦ 14,600

Got this new role ,

2aces:
Even with all these, Nigerian hackers will still break in your account and get the money, because our banking system is too poros and weak.
Best thing to do, after applying all the op recommend, is limit the amount you can transfer at a time with your bank app to the minimum, use your ATM for larger transfers and try not to lose your phone.

Number 2 is the ultimate, when a SIM card is locked I wonder how one would get access

Na to keep saving be that , nothing come out

Good morning Nairalanders,

The economy is really crazy and not stable
Years ago this is a very substantial capital to startup a business.

In most recent times, can this amount start any business in our current economy?

Location isn't the problem as one may relocate