₦airaland Forum

Geoxpress:
Chaii.. Sorry babe, wish I could be of help, bt I aint cool with Government.. I'd try 2 dig up something though.

where is elymaxiimum? tell him the thread is avaliable for him to drop his lines.

007Bruce:
newbies be like;
A: open c/o anyone should accept.. I need to end someones career''
B: accepted, imma end yours.. Mikuz, krone, lagunna pls open a thread for us

*mikuz, krone, & lagunna ignore*

A and B, now look pathetic/ Bruce opens a thread for them

*time to drop*

A and B are nowhere to be found

Bleep LOSERS!!!

. .go open for vote!!

pfttt. .

bruce open for vote!!!

voting criteria:
OPENER-1POINT
RHYMES-2POINTS
SMILES/METAPHOR-2POINTS
PUNCHLINES-3POINTS
PERS0NAL-2POINTS
FLOW-1POINT
WORDPLAYS-2POINTS
CLOSER-1POINT.
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goodluck!!

ELYMAXiimus:
no, get him to do it.

lemme be of help! i'd create the thread for u and xpress!

dj5naira:
The 1st line brought little thrills @ random/ but the other proved u ain't skilled @ tantrums/
Cos that's one, '2 many lies' like a 'head filled with dandruff!'/

you proved u aint skilled and heavy weight/all ur lines are poor like old fishing balt/cuz the moment i gap the 9' ima shot his mrs faith/ and kate/

SuperSauce:
now i know why you nicked yaself gosh kid/incase you dunno your raps stinks..that peepz open their mouths and ass just to breath/

your rap stink and suck/
while u geting band and knock/
feel the passion dude. .you only good as 'sauce'/in food and nut/!!

sosiqdude:
»Rap section is getting so ffucking boring everyday..

»It's high time I pack my properties to romance section and sport section..



»Broses if una look for me here and no see me.

Probably gonna be in those sections laughing like a mad woman

how u watch that chelsea match self. .watin be score?

maybe mikuz can contact him for us since he's a mod like him also

Sokrates:
Happy ney year to them boiz and men.

same man

dj5naira:
This dark bro gat wit/ but Snickz doesn't know his slack throws are s.hit/
those lines are so generic like "Wack","Flow" &"Spit!"/

my fist stammer' but a blow wil leave u cold as the snow in alaska/then ima storm his hood for claiming he's strong and physical/cuz its for sure i'd get raid of 5naira like the animal batista/

sosiQQ:
Mikuz please help me unban sosiqdude..

Auntyspermbought ban me... Please oo

why them ban you? you don the mess around abi?
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Darkrebel:
Which blaqbones got man of the year..and what awardi is that?

Both Nicki minaj..Iggy.. Drake..all are wack as ffuck..
Nicki's rap is too dumb and sttupid.. Majority watch her videos just to view her motherfuking yansh..she's a talentless Illuminati puppet

hahahahahahaha lwkmdd

Limerick:
hes a fool... Hes not even doppe, hes requesting for money...

What then should vocal dopeheads like Giyazz, bars, iceskid, krizzkutz, elymax and mikuz do?

Smh

mind ur words biitch. .i wasnt talking to u. .
lame asss nigga!!
dnt ever compare ur lame vocal music with mine. . .cuz u cnt do better than me *pork noser*
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*bye*

Limerick:
shut the f*ck up and get inside the booth

pfft. . chidish words indeed
.
sosiqdude how many bars?

sosiqdude:
I don't no any name

same as me man. .so what should we do?

GIYAZZ:
Ladies love me like that, and I just enjoy it.

share them to me!

GIYAZZ:
Na God o! By the way, I remember you from 2013, you know me? god_of_music?? I was wack then tho

Yo maybe!! . .
by then i was trying too!


you don turn wizkid. .how many ladies a day?

*kikiribond indeed*
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nice one smokinggun!!

smh!

sosiqdude:
See this hungry mad man...I can feed you and your whole generation...and your next generation to come

. . .
when u and gift the enter studio no be gift the pay 4 u. .
now u the claim nigga!
mad man. .keep dreaming!

sosiqdude:
Are you out of ya mind..

you wnt be able to pay a guy like me. .you broke !

sosiqdude:
He no fit help you...make we help our self

tag names of people u know in this section...

joywendy:
Lol I sound young

This is my first time of hearing that, I hear the opposite most times

Just kidding with u though. I expected you be a bit older maybe early twenties

Its all cool.

Everyone is young just some are young at heart

hmmm giyazz how come u know all this nairaland girls ??
.
hi lady!!

sosiqdude:
After Gift and Darkrebel... We gonna be the next to fight ok..so better prepare..

i dnt rap for free man. . .i do it with cash. .abi u go fit pay me?

Darkrebel:
No problem...I will do 3 minutes ....

guy how una the do this vocal issue self. .i have many beats in my phone. . i do rap for real. . but how can i compete with u guys in that vocal rapbattle stuff.

*bye*

ElymaxCray:
I'mma slap this fool/ when i catch the bull/ he'll get blasted n smacked with tools/
crack his skull when i sling this stone to Dk... Nollywood say i'm acting cool/

when ur skull is crack . .it wil bring out blood/but its funny. .when proverb say. .spare the rod/i wnt spare the rod. .i'l beat the boy/ but if he claim that i disobey the law. ima tell him im a lawyer so fly. .i just beat the brother inlaw /!!

hmmm . .another flow for rankkkkk
!! this game is geting really interesting!!
geoxpress hope your lines are ready? i can call u out anytym!!!
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*bye*

yeyenati:
almost. few days more.

now WRongTUrn can feel at home

dj5naira:
You know nothing Brutus Carter/ thought I place yu among Fast & Furious markers/
But I was wrong, 'cos even words U can't construct, Julius Berger!/

you're n0thing brutal. . your rap aint ill and scary/naughty dj . .no bill but weary/ffuck up by biitches. . sweet and nasty/u aint got n0thing on me!!. .my godly tie set on st0nes. .you're more of a weeping status of the virgin mary!/