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Young growing Comedy crew presents their first Video Titled "I dey like sound" ENJOY!!!!
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A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT



A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''

Young growing Comedy crew presents their first Video
Titled "I dey like sound"
ENJOY!!!!

DOWNLOAD HERE


don't forget to drop ur comment after downloading and Watching the video

.... Lol... See tears
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I LOVE NAIJA, I NO GO LIE!!! God Bless
Nigeria!!!




1. Na only 4 9ja U fit win Aeroplane by loading
N200 MTN Recharge
Card.



2. Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and
win a big ship.
3. Then Airtel go com follow sey recharge N100
and win Benin
Republic.


4. Glo,go just kuku say.. Recharge N500
$ win Nigeria because their colour na Green.
5 Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE"


6. Na only 4 Nigeria we dey count money after we
withdraw am from
ATM because we no even trust ATM machines.


7. Na only 4 Nigeria PHCN dey sey:-
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your
light bill (wat a pity)


8. Na only 4 Naija pple dey horn for
traffic light make e quickly change from
Red to Green.


9. Na only 4 Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell
Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,Puff puff and
beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d
world..Trust me.


10. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate
of Mechanical Engineering dey do him NYSC 4
Police station.


11. na only 4 naija you go see one person
dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at
once. You be Bill Gates?
Abi na
you invent internet?


12. Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate
of law dey work as generator repairer.


13. Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem
go say make u no forget to return d bottle.


14. Na 4 only Naija, you go see madman dey
control traffic,people
wey their head correct dey obey...


15. Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native
doctor on how to
make quick money.



16. Na only 4 Naija u go wish somebody
'happy birthday', he go answer 'sameto u


17. Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say
"MAMA HAS RELOCATED" ..
im proud of dis my country we dey unit.
I take God beg u to SHARE dis message
to reach every body to love dis nation.

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There has been a lot of buzz about the new
song Ruggedman is getting ready to
release. The new single features YBNL boss
himself Olamide. One aspect of the song
that has got tongues wagging is the title.
Why Seyi Shay?

I guess we will know soon enough, as 5th
of February 2016 has been picked as the
release date.

We hear it is a super streetwise banger,
produced by Tyrone. While MarQai
handled the mixing and mastering.


Let just wait . . . .

type "JUMBLE" anytime you needs it