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@Larry: Thanks, wat are d requirement for d US bank account? |
I have a profound doubt for this info reaching me. However, i would share. It is said that the d.e entries are now been sent to each department's admin official for assessment. If this be true, hmmmn computation can be said to have started. I will however confirm how true this is. Goodluck peepz! |
oxygen47: U are a dangerous cookNice sugession ooo... Na wetin i 4 do 2 correct d sweet taste o. It's not too late though d semo is alreadi R.I.P in our shalanga toilet. u can applied to d cooking dept of d bokoharam. They pasted vacancy last week. i 4 apply masef but oyinbo pimple fit need my service as d best chef oo |
Please, promise not to laugh when u read tis o. I'm not a comedian and hence not trying to be funny o. Na say na so so book i no but I no sabi cook. Since my mumsy travel go ilesha, and na only me and popsy remain 4 house, d bigboy just have to cook ni o. Abi! imagine boiling stew and baking fish. Dad killed it all when he ask me to prepare semo this pm. In short na fried semo I prepare. I added cold water water to correct it... Na so d tin turn semoish garri oooo.. na to go buy Kuli Kuli and groundnut o as water too much. D semo sweet as if sugar dey am.... no laff me or... Con helep me beg my papa make he go sleep ooooooo... Isn't Sunnystar d best cook in d world? Saturday at 12:55 Feedbacks from fb: Omodele Jumoke: u ar d best Akintilebo Toyin: Indeed u ar d best Salami Fatimat Yetunde: yeap u ar a great cook so far Akinwamide Deborah: Uhmmm! Uncle u do bad o as mama do good no dey @ home,Mr chef Badmus Hi-seek Promise: Even u must get award for d cook Ajayi Michael: u're an international chef.na u cuk pass.d world just cant w8 to eat ur fud Abegunde Sunday Olaoluwa, the Chef: Lol... Thanks oooo... Make unanswerable arrange uncle - do - good AWARD for me ooo as the World Best CHef. Call me for ur wedding oooo. Ur guest would definately taste something unique like roasted rice. Baked stew, toast yam, pounded garri and lot of shepeme shepeme...Trust me. https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=157411970987632&refid=17 More feed backs from fb: Omoniyi Princess Sandra: lol... ao wil u say i should not laugh wen ur olodoness dey make me yaffff.... abi u don turn comedian nii? Dobri Blessing Ese: U re fanstastic Ifeoma Mariah: Ejeanyido U ar d best cook in d world jawe. |
Hi OAUDEites, Just hoping dat d FG and ASUU reach a favourable concensus 2day ooo. Let's gist. Are u considering HND as an alternative if peradventure d.e doesnt work out? |
Oluwaseytiano: Pls guys which ND courses are suitable for biochemistry?Science lab tech. |
THE FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC, ADO-EKITI POST JAMB 2013. Monday, 19th August, 2013 SEAT NUMBER 0001-1000 Tuesday, 20th August, 2013 SEAT NUMBER 1001-3000 Wedesday, 21st August, 2013 SEAT NUMBER 3001-5000 Thursday, 22nd August, 2013 SEAT NUMBER 5001-7000 Friday, 23nd August, 2013 SEAT NUMBER 7001-9000 Saturday, 24th August, 2013 SEAT NUMBER 9001-12000 Candidates are to note the following: 1. All candidates for each day are to come to the accreditation centre for screening at 8am. 2. The venue of the acreditation is the Polytechnic Conference Centre (on campus) 3. The CBT exam venue is The Polytechnic Digital Library, On campus 4. All candidates are to come to the accreditation centre for screening with a copy of the following items i) UTME result printout ii) Application form printout and exam slip: https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=157411970987632&refid=17 |
How to Lay Out a Book Manuscript in Microsoft Word By Karen Silvestri, an eHow Contributing Writer When you have written a novel, short story, or non-fiction book and are ready to have it printed, you need to know the basics of laying out the book on a word processor. Some self-publishing companies will do this job for you for a fee. However, you can do it yourself, if you know your way around MS Word. Depending on the version of MS Word that you have, navigating your way around may be a bit different but the tools are basically the same. Difficulty: Moderately Challenging Things You'll Need: Manuscript Microsoft Word Instructions 1. Choose the size that you want your book. Typical sizes for a book are 8.5 x 11 and 6 x 9. 6 x 9. These are the standard size for most self-published books. The larger size of the two is used for picture books, textbooks, and other non-fiction manuscripts. 2. Use the “Page Setup” feature to set your book size. Click on “File” and then “Page Setup”. From there go to “Paper Size” and choose your book size. Be sure to click “Apply to Whole Document”. 3. Set your margins to at least .75 on all sides. Click the box that asks if you want “Mirror Margins”. Mirror margins will set your manuscript up to be viewed like book pages. While in the “Page Setup” feature, set your gutter to at least 0.1. The gutter is the crease in the middle of the book, where the spine of the book is. 4. Move from page to page within your document by breaking pages, not by hitting the "Enter" key until you come to a new page. This is important when your document gets converted to PDF (which it will have to be before being printed). Go to “Insert”, then “Break”. Once there, hit “Page Break”. 5. Separate your front matter, body of your manuscript, and your back matter with Section breaks. This is important when you go to create your headers and footers. Following the steps in Step 4, navigate to the “Break” feature. Once there, hit “Section Break, Next Page”. You can also use Section Breaks to separate chapters if you want. 6. Create a header and footer, if desired. Typically, the header of a manuscript will list the title of the book and the author’s name. You can put the title on every even page (left) and the author on every odd page (right). Navigate to the “View” feature and click on “Header and Footer”. A little box should pop up and your page should go dim, showing the header at the top of the page. Type directly into the header. You can format the text to the size you want. 7. Insert page numbers into your footer. Once you pull up the header and footer, you can switch back and forth between them by clicking on the “Switch between header and footer button”. Hover the arrow over the buttons located on the toolbar that pops up so that you can see what each button does. Click on the “Insert Page Numbers” to insert your page numbering feature. 8. Specify section breaks within your headers and footers. You typically do not want the title and author or page numbers to appear on the front and back matter pages. This is why you made section breaks. Navigate to the first page of your body text (where you want the title, etc. to appear) and double click on your header (this is just another way to open the header/ footer toolbox window). You should have already created Section breaks. Your front matter will be Section 1. Your body text will be Section 2. When in the body text header, click the box on the floating toolbar that says “Same as Previous”. You do not want this header to be "Same as Previous". Tips & Warnings The header and footers can get tricky depending on the version of Word that you are using. Consult your manual or Help feature for more tips. Learn the basics of writing Front Matter and Back Matter. Don’t forget to save your work frequently. visit: https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=157411970987632&refid=17 |
How to be a Nigerian writer BLOG | AUGUST 30, 2012 - 8:38AM | BY ELNATHAN JOHN You know the value of books. The process of making them intrigues you. You want your name on the front cover of a book and, like an earthworm inches through dirt into the ground, you want to make your way into people’s homes, heads and hearts. I am here to help you achieve that. First, you must look the part. It is important to look like an African writer. Find multi-coloured kampala fabric and use it to sew shirts which you’ll wear to all writers’ events. Or an old t-shirt. You shouldn’t look like a model or banker. Your precious time is spent thinking of plot and theme and words, not on dress and grooming. Your hair needs to be unkempt. However, nothing says authentic-tortured- African-writer like dreadlocks. Please, note that in Nigeria there is a difference between dreadlocks and ‘dada’. Dada is less refined, naturally matted coils of hair due to superstitious neglect. Dada is uncool. Dreadlocks are deliberate. They are cool. They make you look wildly creative. If someone asks; no, you are not a Rastafarian. You are an African writer. As a writer, you must flaunt your vices. You need to show that you are a flawed character. If you drink, drink too much. If you smoke, do it at inappropriate times. Show up at an event reeking of booze. People will understand. Vices are a tool of the trade. Now, you have the basic tools: a multi- coloured kampala shirt, cool dreadlocks, and vices. You must set about the business of writing. You do not need to read a lot to be a Nigerian writer. In fact, as a Nigerian writer you can make shameless statements like “I don’t really read much”, in public. All you need is a burning desire to write. It is sufficient to have read Shakespeare and Achebe, and maybe a little of Chimamanda Adichie for contemporary reading. The only thing you need to really study is a dictionary or thesaurus. Please, note that all Nigerian characters are Africans who act the same: children are respectful of elders; parents are always responsible, wise individuals teaching children valuable lessons of life. Characters do not use cuss words or talk about sex, even when in the company of peers. Nobody’s mother smokes and we have no homosexuals in Nigeria. Use big words instead of small words; ‘Discombobulate’ instead of ‘confuse’. How can you write like a layman when you are an African writer? It doesn’t matter how many people read or understand you. What matters is that you impress those who do. Use many words. It is always better to err on the side of verbosity than to err on the side of brevity. Protect your work fiercely and always insist that people give you constructive criticism. Anyone who points out, rightly or otherwise, that your writing isn’t quite there yet, is evil and an enemy of your hustle. You must believe that there is nothing like bad writing. After all, you were inspired by the spirits before you began writing – what do critics know? Do not waste your time or money on editors. Editors are failed writers whose life ambition is to frustrate the hustle of real writers like you. Show your friends your work. But only the ones who are not jealous of your hustle, and who remind you that your writing is the best thing since point-and-kill. Find some popular person from your village who will write you a foreword without actually reading your book. Then, go to press. A book is not complete without a book launch. In Nigeria, a book launch is a fund- raising ceremony. It is not important to have writers at this event. Well, maybe the book reviewer. You need your state governor (who may not come but will send a representative with a cheque or a pledge) ; your Local Government chairman; your Pastor or Imam to bless the event; and any minister, senator or rich person that you know. It is important to find a Chief Launcher who will encourage others to donate to your hustle. Do not leave it to chance or the discretion of the Chief Launcher, unless you are sure of his capabilities. In Nigeria, nobody is allowed to embarrass the Chief Launcher by giving more money. So, if you can, gently hint that you know he will set the bar high for others to follow. That is the job of the Chief Launcher – setting the bar as high as possible. You do not need a marketer, publicist or publisher. These people eat into your profit margin. If you have a car, carry a few hundred copies in the trunk at all times. Be your own marketer. Steer conversation toward your book and tell them you have written this really cool book. Someone will ask for it and you will tell them to hold on for a minute while you get it from your car. If you don’t have a car, have a big bag that can carry at least 10 copies. Do not be ashamed to carry your books to public gatherings. Book by book, God blessing your hustle, you may end up selling off the 1,000 copies your printer produced, and maybe even go for a reprint. Get an award. It doesn’t matter what. It may be from your church bulletin which you have been writing for since you were in secondary school or your old boy’s association newsletter. You can even have friends get together to organise and award you the ‘Roforofo Prize for African Fiction’. Then, you can have on your book, ‘Award Winning Author’. No need to state what award it is. An award- winning writer is a good writer. It is my hope that you make it as a writer and have many successful books in the market. https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=157411970987632&refid=17 |
Post jamb cut off now 150 and not 170......Exam date is now 19-24 Aug and not 12-17......form closew Aug16 and not Aug2......Take note of this changes |
Qualcoms: Mr. Govvy...do u mean u are on campus presently?you and I know the list had not been pasted. I'm actually been optimistic and 'futuristic'. |
olameday: You are right, if anyone need help with with admission into OAU through D.E you can contact me 081-6513-5701.Olameday: do you just said 'i nw wonder wy someone is saying that he filled green form!'. The fact is that some of us got the form before it was even announced that no green form again this year. Do u understand! |
Wealth2mighty: Guy na which tym u go submit ya own form? way u com dey talk say u fill green form,nd hw com u filled nd d rest of us did not fill? i did fill ds white form called green form of a thing last year but to my surprise nothing lik green form whn i when to submit ds year. so guy,na for where u fill ya own nd na who give u to fill?@ ur question, I submitted on 10th April, 2013. And was given. A friend when on the 14th and was told the new system is that no need for d green form. I shared all these info earlier. I'm a God-fearing fella hence why should I lie about getting the form. By the way I didn't give out my number or demand a dim from anyone. I help when I can for free. dear brothers and sisters. Whether you believe me or not that I am truly given the form is left to you and profits no one. By the way, let's be more polite with our expressions. I pray we all get admitted in Jesus name. |
I did observed that there are good Publisher willing to help authors get their books published. On the other hand, there are authors searching for good publishers to publish their work. Hence, this thread is to create a platform whereby authors can get good publishers and vice versa. https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=157411970987632&refid=17 |
Muyir: Guy, i didnt say u lied. After u were given d form, were allowed to fill it and submit? Wit ur passport attached to it?Of course, I filled it and got it stamped and submitted with other papers. |
Muyir: Yes, notin lyk green or whyt form to fill in dis year. I even confirmed dat in d registrar office and admin office wen i was submitin my transcript and credentials dat there's notin to fil. And i dont kno where som people are lying dat dey were give a form to fill and attached their passports. D only tin to fill is a buk dat has notin to do wit ur admission, which was placed at d security table and its not a form@Muyiw: Why on earth would u attest that some people are actually lying about getting d green form this year. I created this thread after I had gotten mine. I later stated it clearly in the thread some six days after dat the new policy 4 dis year is that there is no green form this year. it's my joy that we all make it down to OAU. You can holla at my hostel someday and I will show u d green form, it's actually white anyway. it is called green because long long ago it's always printed on green paper. What does it profit me to lie about getting the form or not. I probably would scan it and upload it here later |
ganganawuj: well done guys, jes wanna no if I'm stil on d safe side. I submitted my jamb print out, my O'level result nd my NCE. result abt two wks ago but I'm stil yet to submit my transcript. to d schl as I was told by my schl to come back by July ending. Guys, any risk with dis? Plus I need ur fast response.You're likely not off point bro.... Relax. All is well |
Deadline for transcript submissions had not been officially announced. The nearest deadline one can work with is the on or before October 31st deadline for pasting of all lists as stipulated by Mr. Ojerinde D. Hence, transcript submissions should surely close some weeks before the above date. Thanks ©2013 Govvy Sunnystar gud luck |
There is a newer thread. Check out www.nairaland.com/OAU direct entry candidates' forum |
The National Executive Council (NEC) of the Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics (ASUP) has suspended their strike action which began on April 29. Hence, to as many who had not processed their transcript before now. congratulation... Please do that at the speed of light ooooooo... |
Lol... Mr Olamiday, guess you know it's a form of plagiarism to copy and paste my text on nairaland? By d way... Kidding things! |
Wealth2mighty: Why is ds OAU D.E forum 2? why d confusion?I suppose the thread with 2013/2014 is not only for OAU d.e applicants. But this is dedicated to OAU d.e applicants only. And no year is inscribed as this thread will remain alive for next year d.e applicants as updates wouldn't cease. And for the 2013/2014 applicant to keep in touch if need be when we eventually emerge as bonafide students of Great Ife as we all desire |
I wish every d.e application on this thread success. As weath2mighty rightly said, now that post utme result had since been released last Sunday. Computation does begins. Jamb list will surely be out on or before October 31st. D.e list will then be pasted. I wish u all favour as I wish myself! |
The National Executive Council (NEC) of the Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics (ASUP) has suspended their strike action which began on April 29. News filtering in states that the strike which has kept student off school is now off. ASUP president, Mr. Chibuzor Asumogba had yesterday revealed that the committee will meet today to check the progress of the civil action. More details coming soon.... |
@empire: yes, u av to submit ur statement of result too |
You may av to send money to someone u know in ado-Ekiti so they can help u get it because it seems only the ado-Ekiti branch of the banks sell the etransact form. Don't forget to send ur Jamb details along to the person o.... Take care |
#PDF Academy invites you to its One Day Free Seminar in Lagos, Nigeria. Theme: How To Become A Best Selling Author. Date: Saturday 13th July, 2013. Time: 9:00am. Seminar Fee: Free Venue: Masterbuilder Hall, 20/21, Adebiyi Ayopo Str., Off Union Rd, Cement b/s, Lagos (Please note that this is a pre-registered conference. To register, send your (1) Name (2) Sex (3) Age and (4) State of residence to pdfacademylagos @gmail.com and your RIN (Registration Identification Number) will be forwarded to you as confirmation of your registration. Only 100 seats available. Enquiries – 08093415875. |
#PDF Academy invites you to its One Day Free Seminar in Lagos, Nigeria. Theme: How To Become A Best Selling Author. Date: Saturday 13th July, 2013. Time: 9:00am. Seminar Fee: Free Venue: Masterbuilder Hall, 20/21, Adebiyi Ayopo Str., Off Union Rd, Cement b/s, Lagos (Please note that this is a pre-registered conference. To register, send your (1) Name (2) Sex (3) Age and (4) State of residence to pdfacademylagos @gmail.com and your RIN (Registration Identification Number) will be forwarded to you as confirmation of your registration. Only 100 seats available. Enquiries – 08093415875. |
@Olanrewaju: I'm afraid u can't use ur certificate in lieu of transcript. They are two different documents entirely. Check some of my earlier post for more on this. |
Our country, Nigeria is a great nation. We have great people including you and I. Why on earth do things still go wrong in spite the fact that we av enough resources? Here comes the answer. It's because we lack leadership problem. Terrorism, corruption, crime and all sort seems incessant. The good news is that 'We can make a change To make this world A better place Yes,we can!' you and I can solve the leadership problem of this nation. Asup strike today, ASUU strike tomorrow. They are doing this nation as they like in the present. But the future of this nation has slipped out of their hands into ours. Now that they have failed this nation, let us start preparing for the future. A follower today has the potential of being a leader tomorrow. we can become servant leaders. who shall satisfy common good.We do not go to school only for academical good but also for character formation. Our society is in need of selfless leaders.we can consciously norture ourselves to lead in this nation tomorrow.be determined to make your own impact even if our leaders have failed us. As a student,our first test of being a better leader tomorrow is our excellent certifica te(result).we need to delibrately practise the virtue of diligence & hardwork.any post you're serving now is to train and develop your mind for the service of humanity. In a nutshell,even when our current leaders have failed us; we won't fail ourselves so as not to fail our generation. I'm working on a book titled 'UNLEASH YOUR POTENTIAL-A Motivational Book' written by Abegunde Sunday Olaoluwa which is to be published soon. I need you to be part of the success story. I need your comments, suggestions, quality posts, constructive criticism, encouragement, and to keep the group growing by helping to add friends to the group as often as you can. Will you do a brother this great favour? Click on this link below: https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=157411970987632&refid=17 |
Good job bro.... We seems to be in same boat. I'm an author too. I'm working on a book titled 'UNLEASH YOUR POTENTIAL-A Motivational Book' written by Abegunde Sunday Olaoluwa which is to be published soon. I need you to be part of the success story. I need your comments, suggestions, quality posts, constructive criticism, encouragement, and to keep the group growing by helping to add friends to the group as often as you can. Will you do a brother this great favour? Click on this link below: https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=157411970987632&refid=17 |