Mynd_44: Killz, the next time you ,ake me type something like this with my phone, I will effing kill you

Waoh!U did a 1daful job wif it.....I hope u win!

dumjoshua: am single too bt not seriously searching,but can be serious if i can trust

Hmmmmmm...kul

CFCfan:

I thought u had a boyfriend? Wetin happen?

Lolzzzzzz....

DUNKA: xcellent!

fankz

Prodigee: Really?

yeske

Hmmmm...am single nd searching!!!

snakes,wall gecko nd cats....I h8 dx animals wif passion nd deir sight disgust me..(although i av neva cum across a life snake)

Caracta:
Put her pictures on a public forum. Well, it's your choice. Just be careful with personal details you post online. Again, it's your choice.

I did it bcoz i wanted 2,buh i fink u ryt,fankz anyway

binger: I can't bring myself to do any of this to a lady..

Hmmmmmmm....Gud guy!!
So u accept dem as dey come abi?God loves a cheerful giver
@Op,its unfair oo

binger: I can't bring myself to do any of this to a lady..

Hmmmmmmm....Gud guy!!
So u accept dem as dey cum abi?God loves a cheerful giver
@Op,its nt fair oo

Caracta: ^^^
Do you really have to do this?

Do wat?

fankz @Caracta

binger: Now it's obvious you wanna be impressed by putting words in my mouth.only Jah knows where u're getting all these from.
So,i'll stop here.you can now think whatever u like.

Lmao!
*He actually knws am right
END OF DISCUSSION

Dx val msg is 4 my 1st luv
my no 1
D real nd true owner of my hrt
A lover dat also rules my world
A person dat is 1dafully made 4 me 4rm heaven..
God gave u 2 me as d best gift i can eva av
A person dat is amazing,loving,caring,precious,sexy,handsome,special....
She is my goddess nd true Gold,d must valuable tin I can wish 4
D 1 dat her luv 4 me is so pure nd undying,no mata aw many tyms I f*ck up nd fall,she is stil ready 2 catch nd hold me...
MY MUM..
Api buffdae nd api val in advance
I LUV U

HBD 2 d most amazing woman on Earth(my mum)...Wishing u nd swit Desmond llnp...
CHEERS

binger: haha! Now where did i say only gifts can make a girl stick to a guy? That is only conceiveable by a simpleton. And stop getting jealous of my g.f for having all the love,care and wants given to her on a platter of gold by me. Chikena!

Lwkmd!Dat was wat u were insinuating,Aw cum i smell mouth-making in d air??D lst tym i checked,u were complaining abh spending on ur gf nd suddenly u became "prince charming"!
Are u try 2 impress me??

sexybash:

Lolzzzz...U ehn!

binger: Of course you would make mouth,i expected. But if our paths should cross,you'll definitely stick to me like a leech.

No nid 2 exaggerate jare,do u go abh spending cash on "anyfn in skirt" come across?
4 d records,dere are ova a thousand finx dat can make me stick 2 a guy nd gifts are d least of dem,stay wif ur gift loving gf

sexybash: lol you caught me sha happy val in advance hugs

Fankz dear,Ditto*kisses
Am expecting a val gift oo

sexybash: lol you caught me sha happy val in advance hugs

Fankz dear *kisses
Am expecting a val gift oo

@Spat u sexybash's boifrend

sexybash:
sweet i wish he could just say dis to me just thinking aloud

@sexybash if i hear!
U wrote ur own charming msg 2 Spat01 nd am sure lots of tinx has appnd behind our backs so abeg free my boifrnd oo

kenny2gbaski:




How Romantic Best couple on Nairaland

Lolzzz....Fankz dear

Royal Roy:

I love my dad.....I got my leadership quality from him. Always thinking with his head at all times & not the heart!!
.
I love my mum too....that's where I got my generosity!!! That woman can give & give to her own detriment....kudos mum!!
.
And madam Op....Erm...Erm..(Clears throat).! Wassup? Looking for someone who looks like ur mum o.....*wink*wink*

Well daz kul....Ur mum must be a luvly woman..
Haaaaaa!!!Well my mum is married nd her daughter is taken

A-ZeD:

Who says i've stayed 10 years on earth?

U probably a toddler then

A-ZeD:

So did I


Yeah and staying alive longer than 10 years is too much.

Lmao!Seems u av overstayed ur welcome on Earth den ooo

Rocktation:

Cool. Apparently, gift ideas for guys are pretty regular stuff..irrespective of what you're celebrating. Throw in a T-shirt, and you're a winner.

Lol...Nd wat wld u expect in return?
2 panties??

binger: lolz! Who said aint spoiling her with sophisticated gifts? Hmm,if only knew me well,u'll be wishing u are in my g.f shoes.

Sorry 2 burst ur bubbles buh sophiscated gifts doesnt freak me! ....Even if dey do,my bf av had me freaked out already

@spart daz unfair nawww....Are u lookin 4 an excuse 2 end d relationshp ;o

@Op i fink silent treatment in rltnshp aint ideal,its beta 2 tlk tinx out

@Op,I fink jewellery(pearl necklace,bracelets,pendant) 4 guyz-(chain,cufflinks,wrist watch,locket) aint a bahd idea also

binger: 'Buy her','buy her','buy her'...with just one 'buy him'. #sms

Kai!!!Binger!!U no go carry dx moni go heaven naw,sey 5H is 2oo much 4 d gal u av bn bleeping round d clock ni?

binger: lol,princessesa,how is your day going?

Nofn much yet nawww...Stil waiting 4 d cash u promised me