Hey, took the exams too. Can you pls check for any Animashaun names on the list asap and post them up if any. I dont have a pdf reader. Thanx and God Bless

BluStreak: I bow for inpired_m and Sienna. I knew right from when I saw this thread you guys will carry the day. I don try for my side sha!

1st car - Toyota Tercel (Pimped Up with golden grills. It was loved by the ladies) sold after my coz rammed into another car along old ojo road.
2nd car - Honda Civic 3 door Hatchback Sports Edition. Pimped up with baaad sound system. Loved by girls cos it was sleek. Sold to a friend cos he held me on my balls as soon as I bought a 320i BMW Estate.
3rd car - 1990 320i BMW Estate. Worst car I have ever used. Kept changing Airflow meter. Changed gaskets and pistons and rings. Even had to buy half engine. All this was under 1yr, still never served me well. Sold out of frustration.
4th Car - 1993 MB E200 sealed engine. Served so well. Rides like a jet. Sold it after I noticed leakage from the open roof.
5th Car - 1995 MB E320 American spec with full option. 6 loader CD changer. Rugged, cruises like an F15 and sails like a ship. I offered it to MB enthusiasts here on NL but didn't get a good offer so I kept it to myself and using it presently.
6th car - 2006 406. Color: Pepper Red. Everyone seems to love dis baby. Its my occasional ride.

i love ur 1992 nd 1995 benzes. I myself had a 1994 seald engine E320 vboot wit the curvd headlight..rode lyk a tank.fast lyk a jet

Very DRY

hakunajay:

Me too

me three...too dry

Lucario007:

Well at least i was born u were hatched from an egg because your maker was a mermaid and ur fada was Hades, the king of the underworld. Infact i can't believe a nightcrawler like you has the mind to even talk to me.

at least i have both parents unlike u, ur mom has a penis nd a vagina, she rapes herself to get pregnant via asexual reproduction...check na, u too shud have a dick nd punnany

Lucario007:

pls do not make me insult you, i am a changed person who wants to stop insulting, so i ban out the vagabond in you, the evil spirit that made you an intelligent illiterate, the distorted demon that made you gay and the foolish tapeworm that gives you constipation. Go and be like Patience Jonathan and not a possessed constipated gay gorilla.

ur maker was constipated @ ur birth,thats y u were born prematurely 15 months late insted of d usual 9months.....

Dygeasy: Why shud we laff @ dis? Try somfin else dis is crap

ur penis is crap

All d jokes r very very stupid..i didnt laff 1nce..u make me wana not visit naira land again....i do applaud u 4 ur tyme sha...ur wasted tyme.....hilliot

mcnepow:
Do you know the implication of explaining a joke??

and whats the implication? U Scaliwag

In the Mouth Action..mouth nd cock,,ya dig?

Two men where out playing golf, they ntroduced themselves and asked fr each others occupation, one said he's a dentist the other a sniper assasin, the assasin said his rifle was in nis golf club bag. The dentist asked to see it, while looking through the scope the dentist saw his house in the far away distance,on a 2nd glance he saw his neighbour with his wife in bed through the window, angered he asked the assasin what it would cost to snoot his neigbor in the rooster cuz he slept wit his wife andshoog his wife in the mouth cux she nags him.the assasin said £1000 a bullet equalling £2000 for the 2 shots .the dentist agreed,so the sniper took the gun back and aimed to fire...sudenly he stopped and said..oi mate, from the look of things i cud save you a grand.

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bk 2 sender..bright007 is a gay antelope

~vicky~:



talking to my dog


on which planet re u from


idiot

mars.biatch

bright007: Miscreants on d loose....

lyk ur dAd...mofo

McAdem: A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.

The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes,Preacher. I sure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not Reverend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher..."Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

well @ least i giggled...still abit dry tho

onoti: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......jst trying to help d pathetic life of d dry poster....not funny one bit!!!

its even quite painfull to read sef...very stupid this poster....he now made the headline so sweet, that well pay....wasting my megabyte

bright007: Guy no b by force to read wetin I post, jor oooh

stupid poster.....i tnk say i go dey laff lyk basket mouth, i no kno say na rubish..u come say no be by force, if i pay u 1kobo i 4 request back my change...ode

~vicky~:


which brain

u gt brain?

wat about u? y u no answer d joke?..dumb lesbian wit 3 balls nd 2 siamese pricks..abeg move 4 peson wey sabi joor

mcnepow:
hahahaha! wtf!
wait for a BJ!!??

u got that ryte

1994 Mercedes benz E320 3.2litre straight6(padded v boot with e class engine,curved lights, 260kmh speedometer,airbag nd grey leather seats)engine knocked 2wice..regret sellin it tho..benz guy till death..

Ur very stewpid for postin such irrelevances...

Two men where out playing golf, they ntroduced themselves and asked fr each others occupation, one said he's a dentist the other a sniper assasin, the assasin said his rifle was in nis golf club bag. The dentist asked to see it, while looking through the scope the dentist saw his house in the far away distance,on a 2nd glance he saw his neighbour with his wife in bed through the window, angered he asked the assasin what it would cost to snoot his neigbor in the cock cuz he slept wit his wife and shoog his wife in the mouth cux she nags him.the assasin said £1000 a bullet equalling £2000 for the 2 shots .the dentist agreed,so the sniper took the gun back and aimed to fire...sudenly he stopped and said..oi mate, from the look of things i cud save you a grand...

New jokes please

Is this a joke'??

Very Dry...ur name shud b dryake

Yu fucker, wats the punch line please....na nollywood u dey?

PDP is not a acatastrophy,that just proves ur a little shallow wen it comes 2 politics, by d way this is not an errand or campain tact as I hea3d earlier.what's this is called is paitrotism and belief in our ruling party, If ur so called AD was in power thru Ribadu,Nigeria would be set back 2 d stone age where office holders r selected not elected nd embezlle Lagos state tax payers $$ then cover it up with d excuse of hanging masquradin xmas trees nd decors around Lagos, we wid also b enslaved by A.C.N with the war against indiscipline rule Ribadu wants to implimetn nd start living like d whole country still practices nd support military rule like idiagbon times,and A wuld then use that as a medium of corruprion thru false blacmail bribe and money laundring makin bribery their priorit n sole reason 4 probin! Just like PBJ just that he probed 2 uphold d law then after collect bribe While obasanjo's main(minus money laundrin)) thru the EFCC, just that OBJ's sole reason 4 probin those peopla the truly brke law sole reason 4 probin being 2 collect bribe by accusin d innocent falsly 2 get bribe like.A.C.N. b4

If u think the patry is a catastrophy,good 4 u, it just shows ur a little shallow wen it comes 2 politics, And this is not an errand,its called Loyalty

I hear u!

Gud 4 u, and this is not a campaign tact,I am just so much in support of MR Animashaun as I know the love and positive changes he wants for Lagos, by d way r u a girlu sound hot??