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nlfpmod:
Europe-bound bridegroom excretes 72 wraps of cocaine at Enugu airport.

VIDEO NEWS: Europe-bound bridegroom excretes 72 wraps of cocaine at Enugu airport pic.twitter.com/tQCH8Z5tYe

— The Compass Hub (@thecompasshub) September 27, 2026

I dont know if she should be grateful she was caught in Naija. At the very least, she knows the local scene better.

Validated:
Please, who are ancestors of these Palestinians? Did they exist in King David time or where did they migrate from?

By the mid second century AD, Rome had expelled all Jews from Israel, being punishment by the Romans for their rebellion against them in 66 CE.

With Israel now empty, and with nature hating a vacuum, people started settling there.

Wetin concern fish with raincoat?

If Israel do am strong thing now, you go dey hear, "had I known."

Israel will probably consider him a flea, nothing to be worried about.

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By the time he is twenty, he'd be a milli9naire.

I hope he saves hard and invests well.

He will most likely vote for Tinubu.

States are awash with cash and no longer have to borrow money to pay salaries.

Emeskhalifa:
This would be heartbreaking for the mother.

You see bad parenting ba, once the pikin becomes wayward, na with the parents dem dey first that before dem go out

The parent suffers first, then others, then the child, and then his own children.

I wont be surprised if that is her last born son

Na dem dey dey pampa wella

greatiyk4u:
This is how Obi is going to win the 2027 Presidential Election

1. Abia- Obi/Kwankwaso
2. Adamawa- Atiku/Amaechi
3. Akwa Ibom- Obi/Kwankwaso
4. Anambra- Obi/Kwankwaso
5. Bauchi- (Possible APM/NDC alliance)
6. Bayelsa- Obi/Kwankwaso
7. Benue- Obi/Kwankwaso
8. Borno- Tinubu/Shettima
9. Cross River- Obi/Kwankwaso
10. Delta- Obi/Kwankwaso
11. Ebonyi- Obi/Kwankwaso
12. Edo- Obi/Kwankwaso
13. Ekiti- Tinubu/Shettima
14. Enugu- Obi/Kwankwaso
15. Gombe- Atiku/Amaechi
16. Imo- Obi/Kwankwaso
17. Jigawa- Atiku/Amaechi
18. Kaduna- Atiku/Amaechi (NDC will get more than 25%)
19. Kano- Obi/Kwankwaso
20. Katsina- Atiku/Amaechi
21. Kebbi- Atiku/Amaechi
22. Kogi- Tinubu/Shettima
23. Kwara- Tinubu/Shettima
24. Lagos- Tinubu/Shettima (Margin here will be slim. Obi will get more than a Million votes
25. Nasarawa- Obi/Kwankaso
26. Niger- Atiku/Amaechi
27. Ogun- Tinubu/Shettima
28.Ondo-Tinubu/Shettima
29. Osun- Tinubu/Shettima
30. Oyo-Tinubu/Shettima
31. Plateau-Obi/Kwankwaso
32. Rivers- Obi/Kwankaso
33. Sokoto- Atiku/Amaechi
34. Taraba- Obi/Kwankaso
35. Yobe- Tinubu/Shettima
36. Zamfara- Atiku/Shettima
37. FCT- Obi/Kwankaso ( I perceive massive rigging here by the APC)


My Analysis..........
This is not just about popularity, it is about mathematics.

The 2027 election will be decided by three factors: a solidified base, a strategic Northern alliance, and a divided opposition.

*1. The Solid Base:* Obi/Kwankwaso locks down the entire South-East and South-South. That is Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi, Enugu, Imo, Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Cross River, Delta, Edo and Rivers. Add Benue, Plateau, Taraba and Nasarawa in the North-Central/Middle Belt where Obi has proven strength.

*2. The Kwankwaso Factor:* The game-changer is Kano. With Kwankwaso on the ticket, Kano - Nigeria's highest vote bank - flips from APC to the Obi movement. That alone cancels out Lagos.

*3. The Split in the North:* Atiku/Amaechi and Tinubu/Shettima will split the core Northern and South-West votes. Atiku takes Adamawa, Gombe, Jigawa, Kaduna, Katsina, Kebbi, Niger, Sokoto, Zamfara. Tinubu holds Borno, Ekiti, Kogi, Kwara, Lagos, Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Yobe.

In Lagos, the margin will be very slim - Obi is projected to cross 1 million votes there.

Bauchi remains the wild card with a possible APM/NDC alliance.

On this projection:
*Obi/Kwankwaso - 17 states + FCT*
*Tinubu/Shettima - 10 states*
*Atiku/Amaechi - 9 states*

With 25% secured in Kaduna and competitive numbers across the North, the constitutional spread is met. The only threat to this victory in the FCT and other battlegrounds is massive rigging by the ruling party.

This is how the numbers work.




https://x.com/i/status/2102076896167039463

Kwamkwasos base is only in Kano state.

The only state where he won more than 25% of the votes in Nigeria was Kano state where he won.

Ionkidiz:
Very nice Idea, all these rabbits can be wicked and devouring. You really took a wise and brilliant step.

That is not a rabbit.

Why do Nigerians call bush rat "rabbit" is inexplicable?

Themandator:
Don't use Otedola investment in the refinery to judge yours ooooo

Otedola is an insider. I think chairman of the board or something.

He earns bonuses in billions , salaries and eatacodes and trip allowances including private jets expenses ,housing and the likes before your dividends that he also
Reaps in greater harvest

You are just there waiting for 50kobo per share dividend


Or 1 naira per share profit meaning that your 525 naira earns you 1 naira after 12 months and when you are to withdraw you go still need to pay associated tax


Don't be thinking that you are equal with the directors ooooo


Na bottom pot dem dey give you ooo

All you are saying is simply conspiracy theory not backed by facts.

Dangote plans to double the refinery in Lagos, and he is also building another in East Africa. I think he is also biilding a urea plant in Ethiopia. That shows that the companys revenue and profits are laid on sol8d ground.

For your stocks to do well, one factor is for your dividends to keep increasing every quarter or year. Dangote can ensure this by building more refineries and petrochemical plants.

Anyone investing in stocks should do so for the long term and not the opposite. In addition, a stock pirchase of less than 500,000 wont achieve much.

Smart investors care little about the dividends. It is best you reinvest the dividends by buying more stocks in the very same company. In the US, this can be done automatically.

Invest this way for 30 years and you would achieve great caputal gains.

Oyedola is not a mumu. He will only invest in shares that are very promising. He knows a good investment when he sees one.

He is also a turn around specialist. He turned the fortunes of First Bank around. The bank is now doing so well that he now holds about $1bn in it and is aggressively buying more.

OAkanni001:
Mr. Broker and Fintech Expert,

You just confidently spew gibberish up there and you even went ahead tagging people as olodo when it is so glaring that reverse is the case.

I did not and do not intend to buy shares in the Dangote Refinery for personal reasons. That does not mean those who choose to invest are gullible. But nonetheless I will give reasons why you're wrong.

1. On the claim that Dangote's investment is poorly timed because the world is moving away from petrol, Your point is flawed because it overlooks the fact that the Dangote Refinery is an integrated petrochemical complex, not a pure petrol plant.

In addition to gasoline, it produces jet fuel for aviation, LPG for households, asphalt for construction, and petrochemical feedstocks for plastics and other industries.

Do you think an experienced industrialist of Aliko Dangote’s track record won't consider market trends?

Global oil demand forecasts from OPEC, EIA, and others all point to continued demand or modest decline not outright phase out that you as an armchair expert just predicted.

2. Your submission that an increase in Dangote refinery share price will result to an increase in cost of living cannot be verified substantially because there is no direct, automatic link between the refinery’s share price and Nigerian living costs. Living costs are influenced by many factors such as exchange rates, fiscal policy, logistics, taxes, and global commodity prices.

It is the job of the government to protect its citizens from economic shocks that might result from global changes in oil prices through subsides and other economic measures as done in other countries.

The two variables do not correlate in any way.

3. That shows that you don't understand Nigerians enough to know that those content are just cruise.

concerning the nature of agreement, it is called passive investment and it is a standard passive equity ownership common worldwide.

it is allows the entrepreneur, management or controlling shareholder to execute strategy without excessive bureaucracy While giving investors access to the company financial benefits.

Investors in such companies trust the founders based on previous track records. Take for instance, investing in Elon Musk's SpaceX and Dangote refinery.


So, to cap it all, before you go about calling people olodo, ensure that you have sufficient knowledge on the matter because all I see is you publicly exposing your ignorance.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Thanks so much for these.

Peter Drucker said,"People prefer to use the word ,"guru" because "charlatan" is more difficult to spell."

These charlatans are so many online is infuriating.

The other day, I watched a YouTube video where the African content creator praised the Lebanese in Africa, and condemned fellow black Africans.

He said Lebanese contribute to the economies they residw in while Africans who emigrate to other African countries like South Africa open corner shops, asking what contribition is a cornership to South Africans?

Ask the Brits what are Indian owned cornershops doing for the British economy? The blind leading the blind.

dmexy33:
It's a shame really. He made 1.5 trillion in just one hour.

And you believe the bullsheet he is talking.

Otedola sold his stake in Geregu power plant to invest in Dangote Refineries.

You think Otedola wont do his honework?

The boy is a charlatan. There are so many of them online and it is depression.

dmexy33:
I have been a broker, a financial adviser and a Financial technology expert for more than a decade, I was very disappointed to see everyone buying DANGOTE REFINERY IPO and nobody, not even one expert in the field spoke on the implications of owning a share in the IPO.

DANGOTE has read the handwriting on the wall so the decided to go public with his refinery IPO. Now let's look at the reality on ground:

1. Why is DANGOTE going public with the IPO?
I know it is hard to believe but you must understand that after the second world War and the formation of OPEC, The global CRUDE OIL supply became an international product i.e the price of a barrel of crude oil in Saudi or Iran or Venezuela will be the same with the Price of a Barrel of CRUDE OIL in Nigeria. Sometimes there are slight differentials in price but the difference is never more or less above or below $20. So with the war raging in the middle east and has driven the price of CRUDE OIL to over $120/barrel, Fuel at the pump has become more expensive and the war will not stop anytime soon and there is a possibility that we will experience an energy crisis due to fuel being very expensive and unaffordable. There is a possibility that a barrel of CRUDE OIL will hit $500/barrel in 3-4yrs. This is part of the process of phrasing out fossil fuel i.e petrol from being used globally like was done in China and being implemented in the UK. So DANGOTE has read the handwriting on the wall and decided to sell the Petrol refinery to the Nigeria people who ignorantly and blindly rushed it without thinking. Olodo uprising indeed.

2. Will you make profit from the buying into the DANGOTE IPO?
Yes, of course you will. But this is how it will happen; Due to exchange rate differentials, since the war in the middle east and Ukraine_Russia isn't ending anytime soon, it is projected that oil price will continue to go up hence, as oil prices skyrocket and the price of refined oil i.e Fuel at the pumps also continues to rise, you can expect you shares in DANGOTE REFINERY to continue to go up. Basically, as DANGOTE REFINERY SHARES PRICE goes up, cost of living for NIGERIANS WILL GO UP.

3. I see all these content creators and even other Nigerians talking about how they are monitoring DANGOTE trucks and calling DANGOTE, etc
All I have to say is that 99% of Nigerians are olodos. Go and read the agreement, find out what kind of share holder you are and stop disgracing yourselves. When you buy shares in the Dangote Refinery IPO, you become a part-owner of the company, but your role is strictly hands-off. You have no say in the day to day running of the company. #olodouprising.

The only thing worse than writing nonsense, are those who believe it.

Dangote had plans to go public before the war started. Last year, in December, Otedola sold his stake in Geregu power plant for $57m so as to invest in a private placemwnt of the shares. Otedola is a seasoned investor, and knows a good investment when he sees one.

The present US Iran war started ending of February this year. There is simply no correlation with ypur conspiracy theory.

Going public was a good choice. It would release the value of the refinery. It would also enable him borrow funds to build add an extra 700,000 bpd in Lagos and build another tefinrry in East Africa.

The more assets he builds, the higher the revenue and the higher the profits.

Linzo:
Keep on consoling yourself, in which state can Tinubu get votes in the entire southern Nigeria aside states in the SW. Bro stop the deception, because you know Tinubu is fully rejected across board and bo single state in Nigeria that you will go today and see people talking good about him. To everyone is that we will vote him out.

Yes, I understand your hope, which is believing the governors will do magic and manipulate results. Bro Nigeria is gradually moving above that and APC knows it that's why they keep attacking opposition with thugs

As for Atiku-Obi ticket, sorry Obi tricked you people. APC prayers is that alliance to happen so that will capitalize on it and harvest all southern votes, but Obi and Atiku understand the trick.

Tinubu has no pathways to winning 2027, and atleast you can see it from this opinion poll above, that is a signal

I am apolitical. I dont vote.

Tinubu is not going to win through rigging. He wants his victory to be based on his achievements. That is the mistake most of you are making.

Thats why he is rushing to complete projecta like the Lagos Calabar coastal road. He is also repairing lots of roads all over the country. I even feel most of these new projects can wait. You can see how apolitical i am.

These projects will win him votes. Buhari got lots of votes amongst the educated due to his many road projects. Tinubu many projects are a vote winner for him.

The present exchznge rate is the new normal and people have accepted it. The same happened under Buhari. The exchange rate when Buhari got there was $1 = N200. By 2017, it had fallen to 360, where it remain till 2020. The masses had gotten used to the new exchange rate by 2019 when elwctions were held.

There is zero chance that any of the other candidates can achieve the 25% threshold in rwo-thirds of the States. None of them, including the delusional Maknde.

He came, he saw, he komot.

Praise daa leaving Jeesoss effry body!

Tinubu will win the next election with the highest votes and also achieve the 25% of votes cast in two-thirds of the States.

Tinubu last time did not get a crushing victory. History might repeat itself again.

Only an Atiku-Obi coalition has the ability to unseat Tinubu.

In States where Atiku is weak, like the Southeast state and some in the Southsouth, Obi would win.

In Northern States where Obi is weak, Atiku would makes up for it.

The duo will also be a powerdul combo in the Middle Belt.

Peter Obi no be real Igbo man. He no wan learn work. He no wan serve hin "master" for 8 years, and then take over.

None of the other contestants can achieve the 25% mark in the required minimum number.

Simply none.

Tinubu foolishly took the bait set by Atiku about him reintroducing fuel subsidy.

Atiku was being as hypocritical as Tinubu when the present president marched against the fuel subsidy removal in 2012.

Tinubu knew Jonathan was taking the right steps but chose to frustrate it.

Had Jonathan succeeded, the economy would have been much better off now.

The two pillars Buhari used to destroy the Nigerian economy werw the fuel and fx subsidies.

If the fuel subsidy had been removed, Buhari would not have that pillar to stand on.

istina:
He is loking at the lawyer but I'll advise him to follow the doctor

Doctors are very busy people
She may not have enough time with her husband or kids.

I feel lawyer is the best.

Biodun556:
For those of you investing ₦10k or ₦20k in Dangote Refinery shares... do you actually understand what you're doing?

Let's assume an 8.5% dividend yield:

Your ₦10,000 will give you approximately ₦850 per year
Your ₦20,000 will give you approximately ₦1,700 per year

To earn a total of ₦100,000 from dividends alone:

It will take your ₦10k investment about 118 years to generate ₦100k
It will take your ₦20k investment about 59 years to generate ₦100k

Why not just use that money to buy bags of sachet water and start a business...🤷
I'm just saying though.

Anyway... this is just about dividends...
capital appreciation is another discussion entirely. Don't let Dan use your money to build another petroleum to another Africa country Nigerians be Wise.......😍🥰

#Dangoteshares #Nigeriaupdates #newsfeed copied

The only reason one should invest im shares is for capital appreciation, the dividends should be secondary.

If tbey really want to score a home run, they should reinvest their dividends back in those shares by purchasing more of ir, and rhen wait like Warren Buffet.

In 30 years time, you'd be.........

They are in the UK if I am correct

Can a first world telecom operator thrive in a country like Nigeria where there are no rules?

Iran2025:
You can't compare yourself government to the one of Donald Duke. Donald Duke remains one of the best governors in Cross River state.

But he borrowed hravily to build Tinapa.

Had he been servicing the debt, he might not have had the funds to be "one of the best governors."

Imoke might have borne the brunt of the debt Duke left behind.

SeeWahala:
I swear it is more dignifying you sell drugs than to do what this person did in UK

Peterobiisathie iamfraud na lie I talk?

The proper term for someone like him is an "exhibitionist."

They love exposing their sexual parts or commiting sexual acts on themselves in public, especially in places where such is banned by the law or unacceprable to the public.

[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=140656125]“He silently blocked me...” – Lady shares embarrassing experience after bedwetting at boyfriend’s house

A Nigerian lady has broken down in tears while recounting an embarrassing experience after visiting her online boyfriend at his home for the first time and unexpectedly bedwetting.

In a video shared on X (formerly Twitter), the lady revealed that she rarely experiences bedwetting, leaving her embarrassed after it happened in front of his friends.

According to her, the man did not initially show any sign of anger or disappointment after the incident. However, his attitude reportedly changed after she returned home.

She explained that the man began ignoring her messages and eventually blocked her without giving any explanation.

Sharing her experience, the lady wrote:

“Life didn’t end today. I visited my online boyfriend at his house for the first time, and I ended up bedwetting while his friends were around. He didn’t show me that he was angry, but when I got home, he started ghosting me. Eventually, he silently blocked me.

Bedwetting isn’t something that normally happens to me. It was just a mistake, and honestly, I couldn’t even explain how it happened. I’ve never been this embarrassed in my life.”

The experience left the lady questioning whether the embarrassing incident was responsible for the sudden change in her boyfriend’s behaviour.

Her account has since drawn attention, with social media users sharing different reactions to the unexpected situation and the man’s decision to cut off communication without addressing what happened.

Lady shares the greatest embarrassment of her life pic.twitter.com/OYU3zT1R1V

— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) September 15, 2026

is very weird. Bedwetting is very embarrassing. I stopped it in my teenage years. Worse, I was a boarder i was never caught and it was not a daily thing.

Bedwetting at her age might be a very strong signal that she is living was deep trauma. Kids who never bedwet but begin to, are usually facing some abuse and trauma.

The fact she exposed her face may be indicative of that. The pain she feels leaves her indifferent to the stigma associated with bedwetting. Its like a person who is indiferent to his dressing due to depression.

If i was the one, though i might end the relationship, i would help her get treatment. He was only thinking of himself which was selfish of him.

The so called maid may be a graduate.

He must have been woed by her intelligence, beauty and lastly, good behavior.

He isnt answering the question.

If it is high in Nigeria, how come it is being smuggled to other African countries?

The truth is that the "present high price" is due to the disruptions in crude oil supply due to the standoff between of US and Iran in the Strait of Hormuz, which has adversely affected the movement of about 20% of global crude oil shipments.

If it is being smuggled out of Nigeria, it is because the price of petrol is still much cheaper than outside.

The price would have been more expensive locally but the vicious price war with Nigerian petrol importers has forced hin to drastically reduce his profits and the price he sells it.

fasho01:
Still wasn't affordable based on the standard of living at that time

The minimum was increased from N125 monthly to N250 a month.

This is just a guide

Sirchiboy:
To pay 1m to get a federal job or use 1m Start a business

Paying 1m to get a federal job would not be prudent now.

If Tinubu wins a second, he will definitely prune down the size of the civil service. Its bloated, and reducing the number of civil servants would save lots of money. He wont downsize the civil service now as it will cost him lots of votes in 2027.

That 1m paid for the job would be a waste when you are given your dismissal letter.

Extrim:
https://the96illusion.com/top-10-highest-watched-nigerian-films-on-youtube/

It would have been great if you included video views.

That would be the icing on the cake.

LordAdam16:
the house of saud has the biggest ego on the planet

they view themselves as the custodian of islam itself and the rightful suzerain of all 1.3 billion muslims

their historical large oil output overfed that ego
because they did not have to work for the immense wealth they have
felt like divine providence

allah placed me here to rule
and allah gave me the wealth to wield power and make the superpowers want to be in my good grace--first the soviets, then the yanks

there is still a long way to go before the yemeni issue becomes a true crisis for the royal house
but that prologue was necessary to become acquainted with their viewpoint

when the qataris also decided to rid themselves of undue saudi influence
it also led to a saudi-led blockade that had the blessing of the us and the west
iran and turkey saved qatar

yemen may yet chart its own course
but the saudis will not let go until the very last second
to them yemen is a vassal, and it is an affront for yemen to want to be politically independent

put differently, yemen is saudi's cuba

-Lord

You are wasting your talent my guy.

You ahould be making videos for Youtube and Tiktok. You would cash out well.

AI makes it much easier now.

Peter Obi don declare mental.

Make Soludo prove his case.

christejames:
How does it concern the Okada riders and bus drivers passing the bulk of expensive fuel to the untold passengers?

The price hike is due to the impasse in the Strait of Hormuz.

Many of you are graduates but choose not to reason as one.

The oil price hike is a global problem and may cost Trump big time in the coming midterm elections as many Americsns blame it all on him.

Tjra:
FFK, it's not about being shocked. Nigeria has to take a Strong diplomatic stance.

Sanction or nationalize their key companies here. The world will not come to an end.

Nationalising because of what? The country would be worse off.