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JayPeeOham:
@Grare you also forgot to mention the LIKES and SHARES SEEKERS CREW

Those ones as well ....Like for this, share for that

scholes23:
U forgot to mention the like seekers, those looking for likes
The FTC crew, the ones struggling for FTC and

The space keepers

The famous space bookers

donkas:
you forget the FTC crew also know as First To Comment Crew

Good ... Those ones dey too

cadet222:
I had this topic in mind but u beat me to it. well done op

Thanks... I've had this for a long while now...Just needed to unleash it...

IbileIfe:
You forgot[b] The Vaseline Crew [/b]
Who drool and masturbate on sexy photos and videos of women

Yes ... they have now metamorphosed into 'The DM crew'

Johnnycastro18:
(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you"

I dislike this sets of people with passion, so annoying with there frustrated life's, they would just be attacking someone one for no reason with there BAD ENERGYS, dammmmm am out of here

They radiate negativity... Quite disgusting set of people

siofra:
I proudly identify with 4 and 11

That's quite interesting

foxxydude:
You forgot NAME CHECKERS CREW

They are equally the 'Tribalist Crew'

adedayo3193:
you suppose add example

I don't want vawulence

vastolord4:
You did well.. how about the weed and skay smokers that grab the lighter after commenting on a post and yells dammmn nigggar.. nairaland can be annoying and fun at the same time

Lol...@1st bolded...behaving like 'IDGAF' They belong to many crews

@2nd bolded..... that's so true

VladimirPutiin:
You forgot to add the “Vaseline crew”.

If I’m not mistaken the Vaseline crew happened to be the very first crew on Nairaland before others came up.

That one too dey...But they have metamorphosed into 'The DM' crew

BlaqFaze:
The "Get a job" crew

Also 'The Sadist' crew member.

Telegram234:
dude get a job and be filled with important things to do.
your mates are busy hustling and counting cool cash, u dey here observe people character.

Number 15 spotted
Mr Dangote... Are you sure you have a job Not to worry, I will give you one..ok Observing things is part of education. I hope you now know

Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

Great

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ChampagneF:
thanks bro, can u help with a list of food that u know that have this lectins? help a brother, its really embarrassing

Not everybody's system can handle lectins. They can trigger severe inflamation. A lot of foods actually contain lectins...but the most notorious Lectin foods includes: groundnut, beans, soy, grains (except millet), wheat (all wheat products and flour) and the nghtshades vegetables.

About 30% of beans protein are actually lectins. There are some preparation methods used to deactivate most lectins in beans and nightshades. But the lectins in groundnut and wheat are too strong and must be avoided. There are other healthier alternatives to these foods, like macadamia nuts and sweet potato flour.

Just check out and download Dr Steve Gundry (plant paradox diet) on google and watch his videos on YouTube to learn more about the harmful effects of lectins, the proper preparation methods of some Lectin foods and get the list of Lectin free foods....Peace.

My brother...the problem is actually caused by lectins in your diet leading to your internal heat as your immune system fighting hard to neutralize and get rid of the toxins through sweating...Try minimize intake of foods with high Lectin load for sometime and you will see that your body will stop heating up unnecessarily and it will come back to nornal...Just look up Lectins and plant paradox diet on google and YouTube...God bless.