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Crushing on EfemenaXY, her reasoning makes me like her wella. lol
I wish she's my friend because sometimes I need someone like her to talk to.

Sadly, she knoweth me not (irony of life)

deltateam: Where and how? Incomplete sentences and jokes since 2003. Welcome to Nairaland!

I use to reason like you before. Experience is the best teacher.

i knew it that Joe Blue was Gay when I watched him throughout the Nigerian Idol 2012.
The way he walks like woman.
twists his buttocks.
Was Charly Boy's favourite contestant then.
So I was right after all.


Thank God for your life now.

yes I have seen a ghost once. I use to doubt they don't exist but they do.thank you.

If this is true then I must be a learner o

@Op is she your wife? Do you give your Mum/sister monthly allowance?
If you don't know what to do open an insurance 20k monthly package.

NB: I am a lady so when I see unreasonable woman I will know.

Read the write up without looking at the username.

Andyblaze, the attention you are seeking for is not available please try again later. Thank you.

Thank God another person has noticed this, I thought I was the only one.

God, Jesus, abortion etc are censored in DSTV and I kept wondering why.

Why would you have s*x with a menstruating woman? Aside what Bible said, in common sense is it not irritating?

All Saints Anglican church, Lagos (Diocese of Lagos West)

Agibigibi (shaking my head in Papa Ajasco style)
Does it mean that I don't understand English again because I can't comprehend the above write up.

*sombarry help me*

eduxerxes: cheeeeei, Bro forgive me ooooh, I been tink say na TSL Company wey dey manufacture "eziokwu bu ndu" or gbogbonise"...ah!!! 100 thaaaasand. Abeg whr dem dey? Make I quick go apply.

Next time don't say what you don't know.

You just have to be strong because its a passing phase of life. Nothing will happen to your wife and the unborn baby.
Thank God wife has a job assuming she had been a house wife it would have been more difficult. I believe one door closes for a greater one to open.
May God give you strength to overcome.

@PrincessB thanks for responding.

texaco1: Good dream. You will start reaping the fruits of ur labour. but you still need to continue praying hard to ward off any hindrances or obstacles

Exactly what I will be doing. Thanks.

[quote author=Scyllapatron]hhm!! just hope this mango doesn't get bigger within 9months. jokes.
[QQ/quote]

matify: The time to enjoy the works of your hand has come. You shall no longer be a servant to people but your own master.

Congratulations!

Amen o. Thanks

I usually see myself in a dream picking ripe mangoes for someone else. Then when the dreams became consistent I prayed seriously about it. Just last night I dreamt where I was picking ripe mangoes and eating it right there under the mango tree.
Please anybody in the house with the gift of dream interpretation should help me out. Thanks

how much is the pay to avoid wasting time and resources? thanks.

followed the instructions/steps yet I couldn't browse with it, you people made me lose 1.5k naira. it's well o

observing quietly to know if I can see my brother or sister on nairaland yet NONE.
I am from Ukpo (Small London), Dunukofia hqtrs Anambra State.

I think I will travel this Xmas and introduce NAIRALAND to Ukpo people, Oga Seun how much is my percentage?

my first nephew who died 10yrs ago right in my arms.
Nmesoma may your soul RIP

Denrele and Bassey remember it's 14yrs .......

what are they into?

Pls how much is samsung galaxy grand duos now ?

Okaka27: If u can squeeze out an extra 5-6k you can get the Samsung Galaxy Grand duos, its a nice phone
But if u are stilled locked on the 35k,go for Tecno F7 or Gionee E5

Can one get samsung galaxy grand duos with 40k? If yes where? Thanks

[quote author=Jona-The-Clown]@Gratia... I went through your post on Nairaland and this is what you posted...


Abegi people of Nairaland, Can you now see The statement above coming from somebody that is condemning my English?[/quote]I can never engage in e-fight with you because you are A CLOWN a.k.a FOOL

You and the girl who is better now with this your volcano about to erupt grammer?
L.E.A.R.N.E.R

krugar07: depends on what u wanna do wit it.

I love games,snaping,social ntwrkin,surfing. That's All

Didi Love: Samsung Galaxy core

N38,000 at Slot Systems

Android OS v4.1.2 (JellyBean)

I'm thinking of buying the samsung galaxy core, have you used the phone? How good is it?
Thanks as you reply

Bigcake: As an event planner in which i am, the following breakdown shld see u thro in an average nigerian marriage. Tradition marriage plus payment of dowry and sundry expenses will gulp N450k. Note dat most homes do handle everyting in the trado, in such a case consider urself lucky because d expenses on entertaiment will not fall on u. But to be on d safe side budget atleast N450k. For white wedding propper, this is d breakdown, wedding gown N40k to N50k, wedding ring N30k to 50k, cake N30k, drinks n food N150k, reception venue like field is usually cheaper N20 to 30k. Dj N15k, decoration N50k if in an open field, if in a hall N70k. Reception hall N120k, compare dat wit a field. Souvenir N20k note dat u cld be supported by friends wit more souvenir. Mc N10k. Programme N15k. Note dat people will volunteer to assist u in some gray areas which i hav not listed here. If u need more info on dis and hw to help u plan a cashless wedding anywhr in Nigeria, contact me on 07068613908 EKWERE JNR. Wish u well Bro.

Drinks & food N150k? You must be joking