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Duru009:
You are just perfectly on point!!

I got thesame experience!

Veraatabeh:
Rubbish

vicben27:
wic village you comot from?

sunshineG:

I have not met too many ladies taller than me

tosyne2much:
To be very frank and sincere, short women are usually very aggressive and problematic in nature and I have a first class experience. Don't quote me oooo

Generally, it's scientifically proven that short people are naturally arrogant and aggressive because they don't want to be intimidated by tall people. Most of them suffer from inferiority completely when in the midst of tall people, hence, their aggressiveness

Yoruba adage says "eyan kukuru bilisi

mrdickhead:
lol my friend was surprised when he introduced me to her lady friend who is short and I told my friend that this girl is gonna fall in love with me before I leave here he thought it was a joke.na the girl come dey ask my friend for my number

MaritzaNL:
What of average ladies?

mrdickhead:
I don't know why short ladies see me attracted to them,the only ladies that fall in love with me so easily are short ladies.maybe because I am tall.

iamJ:
short girls and sex

Sex with a girl taller than u is useless, be like nepa pole for bed and they can have very long tins

But with the short ones, its sweet, especially if she gather


Any short person will always have problems, people cant see dem, so they have to shout and cause trouble to be noticed

ellagabs:
I'am not a ladies' man but i have dated quite a few ladies
y are u contradictin ur sef ?

madridguy:
Not Short ladies alone, short people generally are trouble distributor

MaryBenn:
This op

This is the typical way SHORT Guys reason. I've dated quite a few so I know

hakimi1974:
you are not a ladies man, and you know this code. my guy from one player to another, let me just say you sabi the game.

alfredo4u:
Went to commit suicide when she told me is over......





Thank God she is my wife with two adorable kids.

vingeophysicist:
sometimes I laugh when I remember those days .painful but funny

vingeophysicist:
Reminiscing my university days, I had the intention of escorting my girlfriend on her way to school .she went to school at night with her reading materials like books to study and her cardigan to protect her from the cold because the place was an open roof.I ended up following her to the school and I wasn't time conscious. Before I knew what was happening the school gate was locked.I saw hell that day, the cold finished me to the extent that I started bleeding from my nose.she offered me her cardigan I was forming Mr Macho.God saved me I never died from that incident.i was mad that day because I left the comfort of my bed without achieving anything because I could not read since I was with no books and cardigan to protect myself.

boujeeassnigga:
I loved her so Much that I couldn't even fvck her. Crazy right?

Nicejay30:
Having to beg her even when she's the one at fault...

Traveled to her skul to spend time with her even while she had two roommates...

Alecssander:
I was so much in love then but she wasnt and i was just asking her to love me back i was bothering her sha after a while i stopped i have left it all now i still love her but i wont go that low again, moved on

emperorakins:
She was 22 and she always denied me sex cos she was a "virgin" and I spent heavily on her, when I was serving sue had an ex she became close to, so she slept over at the guys aus and they tried having sex, but weren't successful because if the enormous pain she was feeling, that was a day before my birthday, and later after that, a weekend to his birthday they already plan on having sex, luckily for me I was with her phone and I read her chat, she begged me and told me she wouldn't go to his place, but she did, and they had sex (she gave him as a birthday gift) I hacked into her phone and I read all their chat, screenshot them for evidence and called her over to explain why she promised me she wouldn't go to his house and still go to his house after swearing to God, she denied it and when I showed her the evidence, she scattered everything in my face with all manner of lies and confused me too, she now told me she wants a break up Naxo I dey beg this gal dey cry untop make she no leave me, what pained meme was the guy was 13 years older than her (the guy was 35) and never spent a dime on her, "Till now I still dey ask myself if the gal used juju" she was still in touch with the guy and they still........

Bottom line is I dey beg and cry make the gal wey cheat on me, wey no feel any remorse, make she no leave me because I was mumuly "in love" [color=#000099][/color]

prestige2013:
Empty my bank account to support her business last year though she later pay back, We re together and waxing stronger. Love is Sweet when you get it Right.

Phi001:
I'm here to read comments...


Me, I've not crazed before...


However, my father said back in the 80s, 1983 to be precise, he snuck out of NDA and drove all night to OAU, waited in his car till morning and saw my mum for about 5 minutes, claiming he just wanted to see her face and drove back to NDA.

blezzymoore:
Sucking her pussy when she is menstruating

drlaykay:
I was about 18 when I was madly in love with a girl. Her name is QUEEN. She broke up with me and I went to her house quite distant from mine. I blocked her by the road side close to her house and begged my ass out. She couldn't bear the sight of the tears that had flooded my sclera and waiting to drop.
She forgave me after much pleas.

I left for my house happily singing
"you are my African QUEEN "
On the street of lagos

Filmewell:
This is the best mumu story I have ever read. Seriously you did not even try throwing a tantrum or something. Wow

ganie:
After few months of our relationship I gained admission into the university, some days to my departure then she asked me to promise her with the holy Qur'an that I will never leave her and she won't do the same too..
We are exes now.

teelaw4life:
Nah, can't think of anything. Haven't been in love too many times neither have i been in lots of relationships too.
But you, OP, are the standard definition of MAGA. You no study electrical engineering, you no learn electrical work for baba Tope's shop, yet you go climb pole say you wan connect light wey spoil. NEPA officials sef dey like to off light before them climb pole. Warn yourself oo OP. Unless you don marry am now, no try say you wan die for woman ever again --even that one na based on plenty deliberations.

spartoo:
I have done so many bizarre things for love but the one I consider most stupid was warning 3 different guys to steer clear of my girlfriends at school.

The said girlfriends have probably become hoes now.

MARKone:
Hahahaha

Love is indeed crazy, a feeling I don't want to experience again, except the love for my immediate family, kids and all. Started doing some pretty crazy stuff lately, knowing fully well in the end I'll get burnt. But as crazy as I feel, I ain't climbing high tension wire for anyone at all

barnabas240:
I told my dad dat if he touch d woman I love he will not see me again ad I make sure fulfil dat promise ad now d woman is tell everyone dat she was use me ad want to eat my money ad she never love me wat a cruel world

emerazz:
kai... she pleaded with me tu accept anoda man pregnancy so her mum won't skin her life for sleeping with a married man... she ws fkn pwedy and I loved her tho.. so I accepted.. tuk all d humiliation and shame.. for d sake of lov.. kai dah was den sha if na nw when she beg me such I go giv her uncle dino style