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Ijaya123:
When you're one, identifying another become a pastime.

You know what your brain need now? it's HYPO. Don't mention me again you rotten gay.

Ijaya123:
I guess your selective amnesia is responsible for you thinking like this.

With all due respect sir, I'll advice you to mind your own business. It will definitely save your life if you do so. Thanks

Rukkydelta:
Lol, that can't happen cos you're the most handsome guy on nl

**runs to close her mouth** Do you want them to assassinate me like this?

Take a look at the real witch here

The sins she have to pay for voting this nightmare.

sweatlana:
Awww gorgeous Genny. I'm jealous

I want to lose weight ohhh. And fit into my takini for summer
And advice??

Thank me later

Make i relax dey read comments

Hmmm, hope there's no T in the guys name?



Wait a minute, that cleavage is fresh.




I hope this bastard son of a thousand fathers have not finish my Vasseline?

Yeah, very funny

Did Rita applied Carmelite paints on her skin?




Chidi, what's with the bear bear? Can't you just be like this man?

When Chris Brown is your mentor.



Is either the guy nah Uromi or Benin.


I know them reach house.

Rukkydelta:
Me too

U was scared. Thought i lost you to a handsome Nland guy

mynd1:
lol. Hi.

Baby, were have you been? I've missed you terribly

Rukkydelta:
Long time

Really miss you my lady

Omotayor123:
Sure!

Hmmmm; my beautiful TAYO

When illbliss is afraid of what teebliss might do to him.

And the native doctor that prepared the charm for her will be like; I nor tell you

Lol, and some APC zombies be like

congrats,

make i baff my pikin jare

Omotayor123:
Same here dear.

Hope you're doing great? [img][/img]

So many of my friends and enemies thinks am from the yoruba race.

Ok

The bastard deserve this punishment

Omotayor123:
Orishirishi

I really miss you my lady.

And you want me to believe this bullshit without pics?

Lol

Lol. **falls from garden egg tree**

Ehn......... Redknapp?

Op, i just dey look you

Oba gha to kpe eh! Ise. I love this man. Rest on my king.

Back then at Ekpan Secondary school, i had 3 notorious friends. It was break time , so we decided to hang out together then the devil decided to use our brains to play kalo kalo. There was this teacher that have a massive behind, so we gave the devil the right to play with our brains. I told my friends that i would touch the teacher buttocks, but they doubted me, so we place a bet on that, i got to were the teacher was standing and i pressed her buttocks like ufuoma bread. Instead of me mumu to run i was standing and smiling like a goat to my friends, before i could say jack, the teacher grabbed me and gave me two hot slaps and then called some male teachers who ran to the scene like usain bolt. The principal (mr. ojo) call for assembly and then gave me 25 lashes and then suspended me.

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