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Please nairalanders, help me to pray for my dog (princess) she's gradually becoming a lesbian

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illmatic101:
Sipping Limca @ this time of the night, you be winch?

Nah wa for you oh. Wish village you come from

Lol, I didn't bother myself reading this lies, as long as it's from the lying party. **sips Limca**

The guy raising the chair be like Apc baptista mynd1 cum na

**runs into thread with two bottles of wine and six bags of popcorn** Where's my friend mynd1

Oh Heavens! What a senseless tradition

arshad880:
ur sword? i dnt get, are u a hunter?

Lol, let's just say am good at what I'm doing

mynd1:
For ur mind abi?

Lol, leave me joor

My ex be like; abeg wash my cooler, i dey come collect am. Anytime she says this, i always sharpen my "sword"

mynd1:
Damn! . Anyway,I am Real madrid and manchester united fan. Infact I am CR7 fan.

U try oh, u hear! make u dey support yeye club. I rather support sani keita and ikorodu united.

mynd1:
Lmao. U be barca fan?

Yes, what abt u?

mynd1:
#Hala madrid#

Hala wetin? Hala kor Halleluyah ni. You just succeded in spoiling my mood the more.

emyjay2015:
the best governor delta state ever had,the ogidigbogbo 1 of the whole south south,every other governor after him only came to chop for themselves and associates,during ibori even if he chop na"chop I chop govt" and he still built infrastructures

**gives him a hug and 3 bottles of his favourite drink**

James Ibori my political mentor. Maximum respect sir!

Proudly Deltan

tinnymerit:
sorry i forgot u lost ur sense battery

My dear, believe me, you're no match to me. So run along.

mynd1:
What is hilarious here? Op,go find the meaning of hilarious

i win you for this one, greatness22 4 mynd1 0 (4-0)

Airforce1:
Nothing wrong even if she decides to Bleep him on stage.

She's an adult and knows what's good or bad for her.

I thought u had sense, but i was wrong.

E be like say maggot dey waka for her sense.

K

Make dem us dat big "Taj Lighter" burn their brokus and a brand new sledge hammer to scatter their balls. Click "like" if you agree or click "share" if that punishment is not enough.

Will Asisat Oshoala start up front? Because i prefer her to Welbeck. **opens the 8th bottle of beer**

Back here in Bethelehem, we don't know what is eletricity, we only follow the stars just like the 3 wise men.