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women are simply men's mattress

I will be happy at least to receive angel's touch I've been waiting for an angel's touch so this could be.


What will you do if you are repatriated today

women are like cap or hat any man can dorn it and dispose of it for another to use.

i will ask you Why?

What if you're barred from this forum?

Hmmm women are also like radio tune them to any wavelenght and they  will talk the talk. happy when flattered.

this thread is still much alive though some people want to kill it but we will keep it alive.

Yes! it is.

thank God we miracle pastors around, I will run to them for possible healing.

What will you do if discovered you have abnormal growth in your womb?

Didn't you say it has been cleared which means you now know the meaning so why not tell us?

Everybody here is superb.

Can't you explain it clearly just for the last time?

Ok how much do you worth?

Why somebody can't tell us the meaning of tres bon since?

Agbedo! before I lead her to an alter we would have done introduction so such won't happen .

what will you do if Jesus appears to you face to face?

Are you saying No to jargons?

So we want to do things legitimately.

What do you mean by the above statement?

Can never happen. I like oko Stella well well, I protest and use myself as a shield for papa.

What will you do if i eventually become your hus?

You see women talk without thinking evidence? check up!

pinky, I sence you've watched that film "Devil's advocate"

Hey Pinky, so stupidity can catch a big fish?
Give more tricks to catch one.

Hot angel I love this. pls more of these jokes.

Do you drink coke? Then check this out.
What do you think about this?

I do drink coke, in fact I do not take anything alcoholic not only because of my religion belief but because it causes "Cirrhosis of ths liver" i.e inflammation of the liver.

Now coke or pepsi(soft drinks)are  also injurious to health.
According to a medical journal, if man eats, the cells tend to die gradually and if you refuse to eat you cause more damage, the cells also die. They even argued that certain meats are not good for consumption despite their being advantageous to the body in a way such is snail.

What do you think about this? How then can we live long?

SEVEN DANGERS OF COKE & PEPSI (SOFT DRINKS)

For those of you who LOVE Coke/Pepsi. Just when you thought you knew everything.

1) To clean a toilet:

Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl.
Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.
The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
No scrubbing, no sweat - guaranteed.

2) To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:

Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of aluminum foils dipped in Coca-Cola.
Much economical than the stuff from Smart Shop.

3) To clean corrosion from car battery terminals;

Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

4) To loosen a rusted bolt;

Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

5) To remove grease from clothes;

Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle.
6) The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

Hey, what do we have here?

The world's first soft drink disguise as a multi-purpose cleaner? Or should it be a multi-purpose cleaner disguise as a soft drink!!! 

Besides that, If you pour Coke (yes, the soda) on a slab of pork, wait a little while, you will SEE WORMS crawl out of it.

AND WE DRINK THIS STUFF! Coke & Pepsi ALARMING FACTS!!!

The average pH of soft drinks, e.g. Coke, Pepsi is pH 3.4. This acidity is strong enough to dissolve teeth and bones! Our human body stops building bones at around the age of 30. After that it'll be dissolving about 8-18% of the bones each year through the urine, depending on the acidity of the food intake (acidity does not depend on the taste of the food, but on the ratio of potassium / calcium / magnesium / etc. to phosphorus).

All the dissolved calcium compounds accumulate in the arteries, veins, skin tissue, and organs. This affects the functioning of the kidney (kidney stones). Soft drinks do not have any nutritional value (in terms of vitamins and minerals). They have higher sugar content, higher acidity, and more additives such as preservatives and colourings.

Some people like to take cold soft drinks after each meal, guess what's the impact? Our body has an optimum temperature of 37 degrees for the functioning of digestive enzymes. The temperature of cold soft drinks is much less than 37, sometimes quite close to 0. This will lower the effectiveness of the enzymes and put stress on the digestive system, digesting less food. In fact the food gets fermented. The fermented food produce bad smelling gases, decays and forms toxins, which are absorbed in the intestines, get circulated in the blood and is delivered to the whole body. This spread of toxins can lead to the development of various diseases. Think before you drink Coke or Pepsi or any another soft drinks.

Have you ever thought what you drink when you drink an aerated drink? You gulp down carbon dioxide, something that no sane person in the world would advise you to do. Few months ago, there was a competition in Delhi University "Who can drink the most Coke?". The winner drank 8 bottles and died on the spot because too much carbon dioxide in the blood and not enough oxygen. From then on, the principal banned all soft drinks from the university canteen.

Someone put a broken tooth in a bottle of Pepsi and in 10 days it is dissolved! Teeth and bones are the only human organs that stay intact for years after death. Imagine what the drink must be doing to your delicate soft intestines and stomach lining! To all COKE / PEPSI LOVERS, think again the next time before you say " CHUP

Women education ends in the kitchen. All the gra gra ends in the kitchen. no woman wey no go go kitchen abi i lie?

Shouldn't we? It's becoming a monotony.

I have returned those items back to the store and I've not been able to identify the culprit but there is suspect.

I have directed their case to their immediate boss.

He will give his findings and verdict tomorrow.

I directed him to handle it and then feed me back.

I will start using it to treat all individual infected with HIV/AIDS and become a millionaire in few years.


What will you if you were to the President of America, the most powerful president in the world?

If i am truly responsible i will take it but if not I will sue her for defamation of character.

What will you do if you discover a deposit of gold  on a piece of land belonging to your family?

This might not be a jargon to you but don't you think it's a jargon to others who do not know what it is?

Pinky, is that all?