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May your wish come true!

Well, not quite long she dumped me than I got a very good job.
And I believe i can stand tall among my counterparts.
Not that that i didn't make any efforts in securing job.
But I just know what I am looking for.

This is no more strange in our community.
It happened to me before and I am still alive.
I did nothing but it was too painful to bear.
But I want to say to all the victims that there is good in bad.
It makes you open your eyes and hearts to another better opportunities.
It was a moment of change for me.
another chapter of my life was opened afresh.
So, the disappointment of a loved one is never the end.
Braze up!

Please does anyone know where we can watch world cup live on the net?

I will be glad to watch it live on the internet while in office.

BBC only offers for those living in UK.
Any other web site?

If you want to meet (us) the Old Nairaland users then contact me so I can give you their mobile number!

I have met Nairalanders both sexes.

So what's new?

Especially the old members who started the forum but are no more.

Mikel will play:http://hotsportslive.com/stories/0606061.html

Mikel will play:http://hotsportslive.com/stories/0606061.html

Jose Mourinho is already praising the youngster that he's fantanstic.
Read more: http://www.nigeriamasterweb.com/paperfrmes.html


Also read this; Mikel will play as a first team player in Chelsea.
http://hotsportslive.com/stories/0606061.html

Old glory what of Mercedes benz V-boot?

Can you help?

This is serious.

Respect marriage institution?
Yes but not this type.
God did not design it this way.

Why are women craving for marriage self exp. at early age?
When we men can stay till late 30's?

What age we men suppose to get married then?
If women are to get married 20's and 30's.

Mikel will be playing as substitute especially when a game is already won.

And he will play some couples of games late in the season if they won the league b4 the end of the season as they finished in the last two seasons.

Mourinho said if walcort was in chelsea he would have played three matches b4 the end of the season compared with zero match in Arsenal.

My brother I said so.
But Mourinho said age not matter.
As long as your leg can still carry you.
Let's see!

lagerwhenindoubt:
I see anotehr Anelka in over the horizon, fading away unfortunately,

Mikel cannot possibly hope to see the grass more than 5 times each season, before he is loaned off to a Quatari club, then off to the JLeague or worse, back in Nigeria for Kogi United

Your thoughts over this talented guy will not come to pass.

You see? A fellow black man pulling down his fellow man only in this continent.

See Wallcort and Rooney how the press market and promote them.
But Africa ha! we are black with black "belle"

molluma:
at this time i have to be selfish and say THANK GOD I DONT LIVE IN LAGOS. but i will pray for you all

Haba! and you don't have any relations and friends in Lagos?
Not even your Nairaland friends?
too selfish indeed!

The earlier the better.

Nothing like that.

666 is different from 06/06/2006

A lady that knows how to collect gifts from men should be ready to for them when they start knocking.

Just like a obesere one fuji musician here in Nigeria.
he said "Omoge to ba mowogba a mo, kin ni yen se.

just like that.

Chelsea caught gold!

See some of the transfer of the season here!

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=367614&root=england&cc=5739

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . , you may choose any
man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,! love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can
handle the truth!

Please let's give this guy an audience.
He's serious about this and he's begging for serious minded individuals to advise him.
Pls let's not make jest of him.

Rolly got it right.

dablessed:
Haba  Nairalanders! Why are you still wasting your time by asking GreatPeter to fetch the answer to the question? Is it not clear to you yet that even the original poster himself cannot answer the "simple IQ test"? Haba my people! Be wise o! After almost 3 months of originating post.

Great Peter, its a shame u can't answer this question, yet u posted it.

Now who is ashamed now?
You leave a thread to thrive before you kill it.
that's why I decline to answer.
Not that I do not know.
You hear?
Pele!

Okay the answer is this:


Since the blind man is neither deaf nor dump he can still open his mouth and what he wants to purchase.

Period!

What are gunners or red devils doing in our thread?
This site is strictly for Chelsea fans.
You no hear?

Sly4all you're great.
Tell them more.
Good work.
Keep it up!

Good answer Miss Nairaland!

Which planet earth are all these thoughts coming from?

OMG!