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Kazey,
All is just for fun.
Thanks for accepting the apology.
I hope you've forgiven me too.

I love this it's really great.

Why can't you fan yourself? Can't you get ordinary hand fan?

Sorry, lady in the house answer now.

Omotayo.

Haa! Tayotina ( I got you.)

Women are jealous, they won't want any woman around their husbands.

Kalejaiye

I will get up quickly and say oh! this place is slippery and disappear immediately.


What will you do if you found yourself captured in Iraq by the Insurgents?

You mean Robert Frost of England?

Iroha.

Won't we leave the "Tres Bon" thing and move to other better topic?

My fellow friends,

I have a little problem here in my place of work. It happened today. There is this department, Catering department which is under the supervision of my office. They have a boss but the whole department is right under my supervision.

Theft is a serious offense offshore, it's a sack-able offense. These guys in catering department have been engaging in this act, that is taking provisions, can drinks, can food and many assorted food items and fish.

In April this year one of my co-workers called my attention to some items which were kept somewhere by an unknown individual. Those food items if sold will fetch about fifteen thousands naira. I carried out my investigation, ready to take the matter up, but the guys in this department begged not to report the matter. They were postrating and come to think of it some of them are older than I. So I let the matter go.

But now today, a bigger one was found, kept in another place entirely, now it's inside a cabin. This time the items are thrice the former. The items are right in my office. These guys are here begging again. If I report them to the management of which I am one, they would not be called to defend themselves before a decision is taken against them which is outright dismissal.

I have tasted suffering before; I know what it means to be jobless. What shall I do? The last time, I returned the items back to the store without letting anyone knew except these guys and I. Now, they have done it again. It's annoying me but I won't want them laid off. Please, advise me on what to do now.

I am standing by.

I am simply Peter de great.

Seun, why this personal attack? Didn't you read the first four mails after your own up there?
Can't you see the votes cast yourself?
Are they improving?
I've had clashes with them many times on the road while travelling from Portharcourt to Ondo State, so i know what I'm saying. I have brothers in Police who are officers and my old friends are there. My in-law is there.

That road side naira has come to stay, because they send fractinal part of this money to even IG. I asked my friend who is now DPO in Ondo state, he said even though they give them a million per month that "family support" can't be toyed with. I travel every two-two months.

Now I play pranks on them, I bought a new car and put Abuja registration number, since three months now the experience is better just because they see Abuja number and you manage to dress like this our politicians , they will just pass you without asking for "wetin you go give us, we no go shop? I think once they search you and your papers are Ok you should let go.
But they won't.

I think we should just forget about the issue of tayotina appearing on Nairaland since she has called it a "blog"

I don't have any food favorites but I like pounded yam but not that I attach any importance in the food if I see I eat, if I don't see it all well and good ,I don't crave for it.

I love indian films a lot. But now I don't time anymore to watch movies but I still manage to football when neccessary.

I love ramsy Noah and I don't like the way Jim Iyke and Segun Arinze act.
Iyke makes noise while talking, acts like kids and Arinze is not keeping it real on stage.

Yes! RMD is good with Stella Damasus!

I send my condolense to the family of the Victims.
And to our members over there who are spared by God's mercy congratulations.

Yes! God made it so.
Women are created because of men.

Is "Tres Bon" not a jargon to those who do not know the meaning?

I will be happy, I will go to Churh to give a testimony and then pay my tithes then think of ivesting in stock exchange.


What will you do if your best friend divulged your secret to your worst enemy?

Seun, just be on the look out!

What is (was)  your (the).....
First name: Great Peter
Gender:Male
Favorite food(s):None
Favorite color(s):  Blue
Future child's names:Jeremiah (Jerry)
Sign or b-day: Jan.8
Favorite number:1
Biggest fear: only God,and hell
Favorite quote:The Lord is Good.
Obsession(S):Not obssessed to anything.
Addiction(s): None
Biggest turn off:Pride
Biggest turn on:Humility.
First thing you notice in the opposite sex:Dressing code.
Last book you read:My Bible, just this morning.

Preferences...

Chocolate or vanilla:Chocolate
Hot or cold:cold
Coke or Pepsi:Both
Truth or Dare:Truth
Rightie or Leftie:Rightie
20/20 vision or glasses: 20/20 vision.
Big or small:Moderate.


Do you...

Speak another language: Yes!
Own your room or share with sibling: Own
Have a sibling(s): Yes
Think that God should be male or female:Male
Think that God should be white or black:White
Like your handwriting:So much, I've got a good one.
Type fast or slow:I think I'm still slow.
Think you're beautiful/cute:Handsome enough.
Sleep with a stuffed animal("teddy bears"  and the likes in case you don't know):Nil.

Misc...
What is/are the thing(s) you miss the most: I'm missing my Mum.
Are you straight/gay/bi:Straight
Piercings: No
How tall are you:6ft
How tall do you wish you were:6ft
What would you change about yourself:I wish I improve on my relationship with God.
What wouldn't you change:Humility and generousity.

THE END.  Whew, that was long!

Yhe! i will jump up and thank my God, then run to inform the US intelligent that I've found osama so that they can give the Money tag placed on who ever sees and reported same. What a cheap popularity with lots of dollars.

What will you do if you suddenly find yourself in hell fire?

Are you trying to interpret the jargon?