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You can't bite the finger that fed you.

People should endeavor to enlighten me na

In a situation where a pastor's fiancée visits him in the mission house, having come from distant place, is it advisable for them to sleep in the same room while the girl's holiday lasts?

myfantasies:
Dis ur lame talk is giving me a headache

Don't u have something else to say

I know you are trying, but dis is too damn lame

U can do better than dis

School is over, besotted drunkard. You should be able to have learnt how to scribble decent sentences by now.

myfantasies:
OP go nd sleep

Maybe by the time u wake up u nd ur brother and his gf will become sane

Your signature is truly a fantasy. Life removed your demented agbero of a boyfriend, and you are wishing the same life to replace it with Falz.

If life should do these to FAKE species we call women, what else will it do the masculine genomes? From fake eyelashes to wigs, fingernails, bottom pads to fake height given by high heels... It's disturbing to note that whoever created man with such blockheads as helpers is up to something.

myfantasies:
Waooow U qoute me twice

Tanks for being a loyal fan

Unfortunately i did not read dese trash dat u wrote, i have better things to do

Anybody dat could type dis long is showing how frustrated he/she is

I understand ur condition

...better things to do and you are yet to find a suitor since the day you put up your pic for display. Instead of thinking of how to make money, looking for a retard to marry becomes your priority. Who will blame you; women were created to be second fiddles, and they are perpetually haunted by that syndrome.

If they are not suffering from breast cancer, you see them wallowing in hysterectomy or vasectomy travails.

myfantasies:
OP please go nd sleep, i can see u r trying to make urself relevant, we have noticed u

Now i see ur confused state was passed down by ur ancestors, please don't pass it to ur generations unborn

By the way ur words r stale, we have seen a lot of dat on nairaland, copy and paste

The eediot is ascribing ownership of some sentences to a person in a faceless forum where one person can operate countless usernames. Can you tell if your supposedly plagiarized sentences are my creation? What authority can you brandish in syntax and semantics? Tell me, if thou knowest!

myfantasies:
OP please go nd sleep, i can see u r trying to make urself relevant, we have noticed u

Now i see ur confused state was passed down by ur ancestors, please don't pass it to ur generations unborn

By the way ur words r stale, we have seen a lot of dat on nairaland, copy and paste

How else do you want me to describe a baldheaded goon with wig? Is it your roomy nostrils that you want us to fantasize about, or your jaundiced physique that passes for that of marsupials?

The day one sees a dropout flaunting a pseudo-certificate is the day the sensibilities of law enforcement agents should be called into question again. Unfortunately, the motherfvcckas you call policemen should be rotting away in jail already.

A brainless lad like yourself, in saner climes, should not be allow to strut through the streets with your proverbial trophy on a pole.

It may interest you start taking into consideration the type of users you can attack at will. I will ride roughshod your ilk that littered this forum.

myfantasies:
Which exam hall

Tell dat to the jambites or undergraduates

Since u don't understand wat i wrote den d confusion which u, ur brother, and gf is experiencing is in ur gene

I never imagined it that you could be this d.a.ft. It won't take a soothsayer to conclude that you are a transgender, whose unbridled use of invective is an eloquent testimony to your dependency on cheap, hallucinogenic steroidal supplements.

My brother has been with his girl for more than two years. A week never passed without them quarrelling, but no one will be called to settle the fight before you see them kissing again.
My brother is planing to become a pastor. Do you think they will last as a couple given the fact that possible future divorce will affect his job as a pastor.
If he becomes a pastor, he must not think of divorcing the wife, especially if he's not the general overseer of the church. If the wife leaves, the pastor will remain unmarried or resigns.

BreadandBeans:
When did 'been a pastor' became a job

Okay...divorce will affect his "play", not job.

myfantasies:
Op sorry to say dis but u nd ur brother and his gf r confused

Hope you won't forgetfully write this way in exam hall? It just doesn't make any sense trying to understand what you wrote.

2SWT:
I don't understand the bolded

If he becomes a pastor, he must not think of divorcing the wife, especially if he's not the general overseer of the church. If the wife leaves, the pastor will remain unmarried or resigns.

My brother has been with his girl for more than two years. A week never passed without them quarrelling, but no one will be called to settle the fight before you see them kissing again.

My brother is planing to become a pastor. Do you think they will last as a couple given the fact that possible future divorce will affect his job as a pastor.

If he becomes a pastor, he must not think of divorcing the wife, especially if he's not the general overseer of the church. If the wife leaves, the pastor will remain unmarried or resigns.

importexpert:
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Stop this nonsense already. If you are making money online, keep making. Why the noise upandan?

You keep shouting of eBook about affiliate marketing and fiverr as if we don't the eBook already. For you to know I mean what I'm saying, remember something like "affjagaban". I won't say more than that.

jameslives:
I know the lady


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqR7_if0R80

Is that my crush? U go they there

PabloOmoEscobar:
Lust

Siddon there

Bibi294:
What would b my reward if I guess right?

I can place a wager on it that you can't make right guess about this. Even if you're right, what of if I say you are wrong?

Bibi294:
I knw d lady

Post her username then to prove your assertion.

Bbv

madridguy:
Go and bring Shekau and you will forever be remembered

If one dies while trying to arrest shekau, nobody will know you even existed. And you bring him, you will still be alive.

Destined2win:
Are you willing to die?

As long as one can carve a name for himself through it, why not?

I have heard of white men preferring to die working on things that will bring peace to their countrymen, but may die at the end after achieving the feat. Assuming we have a Nigerian willing to do same, what can you suggest in our case?

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zicoraads:
I can help with those who would want to teach English language or Geography in a private school in Minna. If you have little experience, your start up would be up to 60K. If you don't, we are looking at about 50k. The school has a lodge for those who just came to Minna and have no one to stay with. So if you get the job, you'll stay there for up to 6 months before you move to your own apartment.

If you stay around Abuja or a middle belt state, I'll advice you give it a try. And I would assist in my own little way in footing your transportation fare back to your base. Tenk!

bn

martooski:
It's best handwriting, companies also wants to know if you can write.

Especially the handwriting...one can sometime tell if the person applying will be good by mere seeing the handwriting.

chiefolododo:
Typed "irinisi in isenilojo"

Thanks.

Please, should I print my application letter for a job or write it with pen?

I alw

Muafrika2:
Does this mean you are now three times bigger than you were?

Are you happier? Probably more tired for you to tripple your food intake.

While doing the office job then, the attendant anxieties connected to that job were in thousands. The only anxieties I have now is the shame of doing unskilled labour.

When I was earning good income from a salaried job, I would enter a restaurant and eat about 50 naira worth of amala with enough meat and be full. But now, after eating 3 times that quantity of food, I would want more.

When I tried small amala and enough meat as I was doing before, I ran back to a restaurant 30 minutes later.

Now my question is, when was I or am I the happiest, then or now?

TheBossLadyK:
You can still find some in Nigeria........... I can bet on that

If you are resident in Nigeria, that means I found you.