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oyb:
You keep showing your basic illiteracy and flagrant stupidity.

You brag about not knowing Tai Solarin, that founder of may flower college and one of the more famous Yoruba sons. You cement your ignorance by tying a proud and outspoken atheist to Islam.

Truly, you are indeed a borderline illiterate with delusions of grandeur

On top of that, you are so daft you are calling me a self acclaimed programmer. Well, some of us are more than just empty orators. Interesting that you are such a poor sifter of available information.

Anyone on nl will tell your ignorant, jumping to conclusions arse that I am an engineer.

I won't even bother trying to guess what you are, though with your blather about oratory I guess one can assume you are little better than the lout beside my project site who is on a megaphone all day blathering about staph aureus, fibroid, weak election etc. Maybe that's you working out of the hospital. That sounds right up your alley, complete with the 'presentation'

Se ori re buru ni? When did I tell you I'm an orator? I bet you are a tied down lunatic.

I repeat, we don't know Tai here Somalia. Oponu.

oyb:
Truly, you are little more than a two bit salesman.
You saw the hard way in my signature and you are actually so bereft of even the most rudimentary common sense that you think it celebrates armed robbery?

I am forced to wonder what you studied and where you studied it.

Tai Solarin said may your road be rough. That is a pointer for you. Strangely your rough road, rather than making you tough, imbued you with the mind of a common thug.

Look at your pathetic, imbecilic attempts to troll me.
I have been on nl for over 9 years and I have sparred with people who would consider pissing on a runt like you a waste of urine.


Are you such a noob that you can't even edit your posts?

Eleribu ti Ogun ma fi eje re we.

oyb:
Truly, you are little more than a two bit salesman.
You saw the hard way in my signature and you are actually so bereft of even the most rudimentary common sense that you think it celebrates armed robbery?

I am forced to wonder what you studied and where you studied it.

Tai Solarin said may your road be rough. That is a pointer for you. Strangely your rough road, rather than making you tough, imbued you with the mind of a common thug.

Look at your pathetic, imbecilic attempts to troll me.
I have been on nl for over 9 years and I have sparred with people who would consider pissing on a runt like you a waste of urine.


Are you such a noob that you can't even edit your posts?

Muhammad's(woe be unto him) slave, my IP now reads Kingsport, Tennessee.

oyb:
Truly, you are little more than a two bit salesman.
You saw the hard way in my signature and you are actually so bereft of even the most rudimentary common sense that you think it celebrates armed robbery?

I am forced to wonder what you studied and where you studied it.

Tai Solarin said may your road be rough. That is a pointer for you. Strangely your rough road, rather than making you tough, imbued you with the mind of a common thug.

Look at your pathetic, imbecilic attempts to troll me.
I have been on nl for over 9 years and I have sparred with people who would consider pissing on a runt like you a waste of urine.


Are you such a noob that you can't even edit your posts?

This dûmbb, self-acclaimed programmer might have started tracking my IP. Let me activate my world VPN sharpally.

oyb:
Truly, you are little more than a two bit salesman.
You saw the hard way in my signature and you are actually so bereft of even the most rudimentary common sense that you think it celebrates armed robbery?

I am forced to wonder what you studied and where you studied it.

Tai Solarin said may your road be rough. That is a pointer for you. Strangely your rough road, rather than making you tough, imbued you with the mind of a common thug.

Look at your pathetic, imbecilic attempts to troll me.
I have been on nl for over 9 years and I have sparred with people who would consider pissing on a runt like you a waste of urine.


Are you such a noob that you can't even edit your posts?

Who edit epp? Let mentions troop in in their thousands.

We don't know Tai here in Napoli. He may be known to your ashewo prophets and demented imams.

Jonwesley:
Don't know your point, since you insist on that usage, here is my argument....



Present indicative: Right now I quit.

Past indicative: Yesterday I quit.

Past participle: I (have) quit.

U.S. English generally doesn’t use quitted.

UsingEnglish.com has a useful list of irregular English verbs, including a printable PDF version.

Thanks for the request to answer.

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Use Google again. English language is not native to US alone.

oyb:
Wow, is this how poor your comprehension and reading skills are?
Omo alata feeling funky.
Go and read again. Small wonder some people say we don't do PowerPoint, we get things done
If you went to my profile which says I have been here since 2006 and saw one year, you are a true lost cause

You are even more daft if you think I can only afford 20k worth of hdds.

Is that your best rejoinder? You have been running your Omo alata mouth misyarning about Keke names which for you is a source of livelihood, not a means of transport, and you somehow think you can insult me over what is an expensive luxury to a lout like you?

I know your kind well, those that carry a 80gb ide drive in a malfunctioning hdd case and feel they can make noise.

Omo alata better swerve and stop embarrassing yourself. With every post you keep exposing yourself as am unexposed ignorant Bush hick. It is even funnier as a lot of us you are insulting have a clear idea of each other's worth or standing. You are a bothersome tick on the shoulders of Giants, a nonentity that can be flicked and squashed in a single instant

Behave yourself before you become a resident if your madhouse. You sound like a prime candidate for full time occupancy.

Apoda is here forming rich. Who u epp? Better put your hope in that fictional aljanah created by îdïotit allah.

oyb:
Wow, is this how poor your comprehension and reading skills are?
Omo alata feeling funky.
Go and read again. Small wonder some people say we don't do PowerPoint, we get things done
If you went to my profile which says I have been here since 2006 and saw one year, you are a true lost cause

You are even more daft if you think I can only afford 20k worth of hdds.

Is that your best rejoinder? You have been running your Omo alata mouth misyarning about Keke names which for you is a source of livelihood, not a means of transport, and you somehow think you can insult me over what is an expensive luxury to a lout like you?

I know your kind well, those that carry a 80gb ide drive in a malfunctioning hdd case and feel they can make noise.

Omo alata better swerve and stop embarrassing yourself. With every post you keep exposing yourself as am unexposed ignorant Bush hick. It is even funnier as a lot of us you are insulting have a clear idea of each other's worth or standing. You are a bothersome tick on the shoulders of Giants, a nonentity that can be flicked and squashed in a single instant

Behave yourself before you become a resident if your madhouse. You sound like a prime candidate for full time occupancy.

Signature: The hard way. Only armed robbers seek wealth by all means. The blood of those you have killed will haunt you and your parents in the grave.

I heard Muhammad's ghost (woe be unto him) is now raping people in Kuwait. He fulfilled his destiny. Eleribu follower, ashewo prophet.

oyb:
Wow, is this how poor your comprehension and reading skills are?
Omo alata feeling funky.
Go and read again. Small wonder some people say we don't do PowerPoint, we get things done
If you went to my profile which says I have been here since 2006 and saw one year, you are a true lost cause

You are even more daft if you think I can only afford 20k worth of hdds.

Is that your best rejoinder? You have been running your Omo alata mouth misyarning about Keke names which for you is a source of livelihood, not a means of transport, and you somehow think you can insult me over what is an expensive luxury to a lout like you?

I know your kind well, those that carry a 80gb ide drive in a malfunctioning hdd case and feel they can make noise.

Omo alata better swerve and stop embarrassing yourself. With every post you keep exposing yourself as am unexposed ignorant Bush hick. It is even funnier as a lot of us you are insulting have a clear idea of each other's worth or standing. You are a bothersome tick on the shoulders of Giants, a nonentity that can be flicked and squashed in a single instant

Behave yourself before you become a resident if your madhouse. You sound like a prime candidate for full time occupancy.

O ti ya were. Am I the op that talks about hospital? Paedophile Muhammad better come to your aid now.

Time spent online: 1 year. Aye o! Someone spent 1 year just browsing a site? Are you sure that you are not into robbery? Find work to do please. Eleribu

oyb:
So says the small boy who is digging his grave in his office.

Please tell the truth, how many crazy market woman tantrums gave you unleashed in the office?

How does it feel to be the disruptive troublemaker always sowing discord?

I guess it's true, the bananas took you out if the hood, but they failed to take the hood out of you.

You have spent 1 year on naira land, this is unbelievable. And your profile says you believe in that paedophile, homeless Mohammed. What a shame to an SUV owner that can only afford 20k worth of hard disk!

oyb:
Your mother is a banana seller, not so? Did you not say bananas sent you and your siblings to school?

Ahahaha, do you think 5 thousand naira is used in transporting banana from towns to cities? Watch out, you have just started your journey to destruction. You will wail, and won't have anyone to console you.

oyb:
You can't live on bananas forever, you know.

Was sanku ni. Did I ask your father for banana?

oyb:
You better shed this market woman mentality if you want to thrive in an office environment.

Unless you are focused on a future of selling fruits in the market, you better find some mentor who will teach you how to think and to behave. Otherwise all the stress to put you through university would have been wasted.

You also need to come up with more coherent insults. Cursing people who have suvs with Keke napep Talk only shows your limited horizons and provides an avenue for humor.

When last did I ask you for what to eat? To hell with your miserable talks.

Ibime:
Sharrap Okadaman. Your boss needs a lift.

Oponu! Do you know the cost of a brand new Bajaj bike today? Your whole family won't have 250k as saving till you all die.

Ibime:
You torment me on interweb? You are tormented in real life, Mr Okadaman.

Whether it's interweb or webinter, you will soon know what has befallen you. We are also waiting for screenshots of your account balance in banks.

Ibime:
Errrrrm. . . My friend sharrraaaaaaaaap!

There is no such thing as "an hospital" because the h is not silent.

"Since that I would be busy". Which kain colo phrasing be that? Since I would be busy. . .

"I quitted" - you cannot conversant with modern spoken English to say that. The deluded OP probably picked that up from some 18th century text he was reading. It is as redundant as some of the grammar used in the Old King James version.

Finally mugu, this is Nairaland, an informal setting where I yarn any way I want, however there is nothing incorrect about "Who is administering". . . . .No be me dey claim English Professor, nor do I have delusions of grandeur that I am better than my bosses because I purportedly speak better English. The irony of the original post is that it was littered with gbagaun and "colo" sentence structure. The haughtiness of the hospital porter is laughable, and he has a persecution complex which is mildly alarming.

Mr Okada man, English is a basic skill that everyone must have. It is not a skill particularly fundamental to the role of hospital porter, so I don't know why the OP is feeling funky.

Me want to be noticed for English? Sorry mate, I don't seek validation from NL, much less for English. I have several skills that feed me handsomely. So ogbeni, jump back on your Okada and do what your boss employs you to do, Mr Okada man.

You have been doing these before and went away with it. Your agony starts from today. You will beg death to relieve you of pain. Mark my words, insane persons will be better than you in this life. Aye re yo polukumosu. Igbe ekun koni tan nile yin.

Jonwesley:
I don't use google for everything please.

Then stop criticizing what you don't understand.

Jonwesley:
and I quitted when the ovation was loudest. "

An orator?

Using a wrong tense. Post full of pride and innuendos.

Use goggle and give us screenshots of your claim.

Ibime:
My friend sharrap. Your grammatical structure and choice of words is piss poor. BTW, which kain English be the below:

"An hospital"

 "I quitted when the ovation was loudest"

"Since that I would be busy at night and in the morning, I use that period to shop"


Keep forming Professor. You have delusions of grandeur.

The problem with fools is that when they know nothing, they think they know everything.

Hospital can take article "an" according to some grammar analysts. Will you say "a hour", or " an hour"? Is best for you to be silent when you have no idea about how words are used in some spheres.

Is "quitted" not a past tense verb? Is "loudest" not an adjective?

"Since that I would be busy..." Tell us what is wrong here, oga. "Would" in the above means 'usually'. "Use" in the above means what he constantly does. You were expecting him to use present continuous verb, abi? It's understandable, you too want to be noticed. We have noticed you.

You created this topic, Who Is Administering Fantasy League This Season(sic). If you can't get a topic correct, who will trust you with a write-up?

ChiefSweetus:
My take is that if what you typed is part of your famous grammar, you are finished.

Then analyze the grammar for us to see your own expertise. There is a place where op talked about having novels to his credit, and he's ready to post links. Will you post your links for us to judge, Mr grammar?

darbeelicous:
...... Ure still very far from it!! Sorry. I don't just play hide and seek if I don't have reasons to...

Maybe you overplayed the greenlight thing, and you felt stupid. You weren't made for each other, maybe.

darbeelicous:
...... Ure still very far from it!! Sorry. I don't just play hide and seek if I don't have reasons to...

Maybe you overplayed the greenlight thing, and you felt stupid

FullDepth1:
Simple, stop taking the bike to work. Or take it to work, and park where it can NOT be seen. (DO NOT EVER ALLOW HIM FIND OUT)

Then tell him the bike is faulty. Do this 2 or 3 times. He will get the message.

It is cool to have him use your stuff (Could make you his favorite person), and you can easily get stuffs from him sometimes also.

It is Not cool, when he over uses you or the bike. Thats taking advantage.

Whichever way, Pls be diplomatic in your approach.

Cheers!

Thanks

I have a very strong, brand-new bike. My employer has two cars. But whenever he wants to beat traffic on his way to a very important meeting or transaction, he would fuel my bike, and ask me to transport him.

Because of this, he feels his fuel is inside my bike, and would ask me anytime to take him out without refueling until whenever he thinks his fuel might have been exhausted. This is affecting me, as he uses more fuel than he buys, not to talk of wear and tear on, and depreciation of my bike.

How do I confront him politely?

Any prophecy for me?

Jodha:
My pics have been up here for years and I registered... On this cyberblogosphere less than two months ago..

Everyone herein knows you're a nitwit... But with these trashy posts of yhurs you've removed all doubts...

At yhur age should I call this barbaric behavior of yours youthful exuberance? When you're almost 40

Lol. Werey fe so oyinbo. Afofungbemu!

Jodha:
A greatfool is always ungrateful... Take it or leave it you're a great fool... Bro

Oponu ayirada! Your pic has been in ur profile for years and u still can't find a maga. Esinsin lo ma nyowo imin.

Jodha:
Joblessness to the core... #spits..

That folded skin, dent face, and oblong forehead like Seraphim church drums are enough to let one spit.

myfantasies:
Yes i love food, eating is my hobby

I don't know y dey r calling me rich, maybe dey have plans to make me rich

Or they think you are related to .... the 18m naira nairaland mogul

smardray:
only a black person goes to a dead person facebook wall nd type'' tell me its not true''


R.I.P tho


ur death made u popular...so sad

Aye yo fi o seleya gbeyin aye re ni. Oo ni dagba. Inu aisan, irora ni waa ti lo iyoku aye re. Waa sanku ni. Igbe aye re yoo polukumosu. Mark my words, this will only be washed away by the "blood of sprinkling".

Jacksparr0w127:
sir, your head is not correct

Makoko celeb that is forming Mushin, u escaped from yabaleft abi?