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fairlyusedpants come and see ur protege oo... she still dey learn for where u dey sha

mu onwem mara mma... lekere photo m ka ifu.
lol.
Bro, you are fine but definitely not the finest.

Some Christians have got it all wrong... this is like a pastor telling an erotic story to get his congregations' interest piqued.


This is Divine Deceit,

but well, every man to his own mode of salvation.

here it is...

link as given by the op... i have not read it and i wont read ut... but if u want to...



From protecting yourself against STDs to avoiding dry lady parts and embarrassing farts, here are six pre-se x no-nos you may want to take under consideration before your next roll in the hay.
1. Taking an Antihistamine
Antihistamines work by drying out your mucus membranes to relieve nasal congestion… and in doing so, can also dry out other parts of your body, especially the va gina, says Nicole E. Williams, M.D., board-certified gynecologic surgeon. Long story short, no matter how turned on you might be, your vag will not get the memo.
2. Eating Spicy Foods
“Foods can affect va ginal odor and taste,” says Kathryn Boling, M.D., primary care physician at Mercy Medical Center. Super-spicy foods like jalapeños can cause gas, bloating, and farts that just won’t quit. What’s worse, the residue left on your hands and in your mouth post-nosh is notorious for setting genitals on fire.
3. Drinking Too Much
Sure, light drinking can put some people in the mood, but overdoing it can dull your senses—and may send your big O packing. “Since alcohol is a known depressant, your ability to experience an orgasm may actually be diminished if you’re too buzzed,” says Williams. In fact, one study at the University of Missouri-St. Louis found that 11 percent of alcohol users had problems achieving orgasm: Men who drank had a harder time ejaculating (pun totally intended), while women needed an extra stimulation for their grand finale.
4. Using an Electric Toothbrush
It sounds weird, but using an electric toothbrush and alcohol-based mouthwashes might make you more prone to STDs. “Similar to sensitive vaginal mucosa, spinning bristles can cause tiny tears in the gums, and harsh, alcohol-based mouthwashes can dry out and irritate your mucosa, making it prone to sores and contracting STDs,” says Tsippora Shainhouse, M.D., board-certified dermatologist in Beverly Hills.
5. Shaving
If you’re a woman who prefers trimming her hedges, it’s best to shave the night beforenookie to give your skin a chance to heal, says Shainhouse. “Shaving will exfoliate the top layer of the skin, making the area more sensitive,” she adds. “It can irritate hair follicles, causing a pink bumpy rash, and can cause tiny cuts, which would leave your skin open to potential infections, such as herpes and HPV.”
Use a multi-blade razor to get a closer shave in one swipe, and apply a thin layer of one percent hydrocortisone cream to reduce inflammation. Reapply the next morning if there are any signs of irritation hanging around, says Shainhouse.
6. Using Food as pre-intimacy
The chocolate sauce pre-game show is hot in the moment, but the post-se x yeast infection? Not so much. “Using anything with sugar in it as a lubricant (whether on purpose or not) can cause a yeast infection, as yeast thrives on sugar,” says Boling. Message received loud and clear!

Stanleywaxy:
Brodamus ! Bonitas ...

disciplina scientia!

three cheers for CKC.

Stanleywaxy:
Back in Sec school days ... pulled a hamstring while playing for the school team .
We later won the competition tho

#IrepPrimus

inter pares!

This reply is being written while in the toileT, with my right hand!

it was done by the ancestors of the gator u killed on 22nd Feb. 2016, from the thread u created below.


https://www.nairaland.com/2948467/see-romantic-animal-just-killed

This african civet is a nocturnal animal, so tge best of my knowledge it probably have been disturbed in its resting place and it ran out blindly. That you were trying to scare it and it didnt run is only cos it cant see you and is probably trying to ascertain ur scent before further actions, but what do u know? u killed it out of ur own insecurities.

Nigerians need to be educated on the situation of endangered species in Nigeria.

Reminds me of a girl I sat close to in church today.... how blouse was a low cut exposing almost her nips. Unforunately, today was one of those Sundays the priest will say... "turn to ur neighbour and say..." it wasn't funny at all as the girl cant really face me, and i couldn't look her square in the eyes, as my eyeballs keep looking down to see what theyve never seen before. God forgive me.

otiigba1:
i am glad you recognise that, so does every one including the gay couple getting married? I guess, perharps not in nigeria

Rights are as tendered to you by the laws governing your community, or country in this case. What the law says is illegal automatically denies me the right to partaking in it publicly. Gays are everywhere in Nigeria, illegally of course, until the law says otherwise. Just like some states in the USA of America don't subscribe to marijuana and some does, if I want to smoke marijuana I will do that secretly in a state that doesnt support it but publicly in a state that does it. The christian doctrine preaches against premarital sex, that doesn't mean that her teenagers don't engage in it, they do so secretly and don't throw it in the face of their preachers.







For this gay couple to attempt a wedding in Nigeria is by far a show of bland disrespect to the laws of the country, and hence deserve to be punished by law... if they had simply cohabited, maybe not much fuss will be made.

News like this, is why I never hesistate to say I am from Anambra.

For those complaining that the road is not tarred... look carefully behind the car once more, and u will see the stretch of the road. the car is parked off the road. No matter what u might say while never being in Anambra state, you should know that Anambra have good road networks, cutting accross a greater percentage of even its most interior villages.

Thanks.

Twaci:
Make una leave am na
He's thanking The Most High

nice pun!!

I love this write-up for being non-hypocritical.

hmohammed:
You are a. Bastard. I hate ibos I must confess. This is one Nigeria. Anofia

u hate igbos, and u claim one nigeria

ur level of hypocrisy surpasses that of the pharisees,dear.

ethics 101:

topic: pleasure during business and its consequences.

lesson 1:
mind your business untill you are done with it, before seeking pleasure.

lesson 2:
unless you are an entertainer, your should not expect ur biz hours to be fun hours at all times.ethics 101:

topic: pleasure during business and its consequences.

lesson 1:
mind your business untill you are done with it, before seeking pleasure.

lesson 2:
unless you are an entertainer, your should not expect ur biz hours to be fun hours at all times.ethics 101:

topic: pleasure during business and its consequences.

lesson 1:
mind your business untill you are done with it, before seeking pleasure.

lesson 2:
unless you are an entertainer, your should not expect ur biz hours to be fun hours at all times.

Nnemuka:
you were never really into them, when you like a girl, she becomes irresistible.


Nairalanders please celebrate me, i havent had sex for a while, almost 2years. i deserrve some thumbs up biko

yeah they become irresistible... but when a galtells you she wants to a virgin, and another she starts begging u to bleep her.... . u just have to respect her initial words and know its just the sexual emotions in her talking.

... i have turned different gals down when they demand for sex... and nobody is celebrating me here...

i dont have much to say... here is my 1 cent opinion. >>>>>>>>>>
www.nairaland.com/2651290/animal-protection-necessity

In a situation like this, normally folks do the needful. Nobody wants to die protecting a "dangerous" animal, that's why I laid no blame on citizens who kill whichever that comes there way, rather this is supposed to inform what that should be. Our government is not putting the necessary checks where they should, and the masses are not complaining either.

Most wild animals that normally end up in our backyards are hardly as dangerous as assumed. Even the python as you mentioned, I remember my granny using a branch to take one away from her kitchen into the farm. Problem some people have about reptiles, is knowing that which is harmful to humans and that which is not, so they kill anything that crawls. We have to climb a ladder from the bottom to the top and not otherwise, I agree, we have to control areas that harbor this animals so that they don't end up in our backyards. People have to be rightly educated, before they can understand what to and what not to harm. Some of these animals after being killed are left to rot, polluting our environment. Some persons when they have eaten these animals and realize how delish they are, they go into the forest/bushes to find the animals ancestors, relatives and descendants and wipe them out in order to fill their pots. Who now plays the role this animals have been playing in that particular ecosystem?

Recently I have been wondering what's with the killing of animals in a non-refined manner in our country? Every week a proud Nairalander posts a picture of an animal he killed in his backyard, and this is just "one" out of the many animals killed in backyards daily. Leave animal rights (which I don't think anything as such exist in Nigeria) but lets ask, what is the Ministry of Environment doing about all these occurrence? The conservation foundation?
Are animals supposed to be spotted in people's backyard right in the middle of the city? No, I don't think so. The more reason why areas where such animals are in abundance should be protected, and hunted only by licensed hunters as at when due. For every animal recklessly killed, there is a slight shift in the energy balance. What if you kill the next meal of a leopard that have been close to your back yard for the past few years without you noticing, what does it eat next? Your young child?
Standard procedures being observed, animals that stray from a reserve or out of nowhere into people's backyards are either trapped and proper authorities notified to pick it up, OR the authorities are notified while they capture the animals themselves. These animals are kept in "orphanages" before they are introduced back to their "homes". Yeah, believe it or not this is done in Nigeria, mostly the animals are captured from poachers though.

Well, I am not condemning Nigerians that cherish a feast of bush meat at any time of the day, I am just calling on the Ministry of Environment (which I believe will soon be occupied) to do the needful, to apply judicious constraints where necessary, buffer areas rich in biodiversity and protect and create more game reserves in areas where particular species of animals are in abundance. Doing this no doubt will create opportunities for employment for those employable in this field. Really I don't know what my fellow conservationists feel about this. To the conservationists and concerned citizens out there, what do you say

swtchicgurl:


You're brilliant

Frankly, am flattered. You brought out the brilliance in me. Thanks.

Am proudly Igbo tho'.

swtchicgurl:
These people have a long east-ory about things like these.

I was going be sentimental in my reply, but then it will be a west-age of my sentiments, cos for all I know u might be north-ing.

testing ^testing testing