₦airaland Forum

Singapore1:
keep decieving yourself, just because we no talk no mean say we no like am
you will be surprised

bykebyke:
So the book is 10 times better than the TV adaptation?

johnydon22:
Current girl friend is an atheist, A popular one here on Nairaland at that... I'm a lucky bastard

For my kids i intend to raise them free, they won't be atheists or theists, rather maintain that default stance we all have from birth which is Pure agnosticism.

When they grow to the age of reason they can develop their own ideas not feed them my own ideas

MuhdG:
season 3 is out?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

Hueyreckless0007:
Season 1-4 was good no doubt. But from season 5 upwards became really boring...

larisoft:
Here is a game:
Sourc code: https://github.com/larisoft/bubblebrainer
App Download: http://tfellow.com/larisoft/bubblebrainer.zip

Here is an app that monitors your system's network, preventing background data applications:
Source code: https://github.com/larisoft/thisnonsensemuststop/
App Download: https://github.com/larisoft/thisnonsensemuststop/releases/download/secondrelease/thisnonsensemuststop.zip

Here is an app that keeps your desktop tidy by moving every file on it to its appropriate folder once you drop it on your desktop. E.g. if you place a picture on your desktop, it is automatically moved to pictures folder:
Source code: https://github.com/larisoft/cleandesktop
App Download link : http://tfellow.com/cleandesktop.zip

Good luck, bro.

FincoApps:
I used F7. I don't really like ionic. but might try it out

darkenedrebel:
Seriously? They force references? - When Louis Litt told Harold he woulda left his cat with Michael Vick(Quarterback for Pittsburgh steelers) for better babysitting, was that a forced reference?.
•That line was hilarious because that's like telling someone you woulda left your one year old kid with Casey Anthony for better babysitting. The antithesis made it funny.

Unless you didn't fully get the humor in the references, nothing seems forced to me. The metaphors/paraphors are on steroids!

You know why most people won't get it? Because it's usually laced in subtle fashion. You'd have to listen attentively & be well-rounded in music, movies, science, Art, current affairs etc to able to really get them

Lemme give you some allusions of the ingenuity of the covert double-entendres.

Scottie: You really are a dick
Louis: I'm Moby goddamn dick and you just swarm in my waters.

Moby dick = a novel by Herman Melville
Moby dick = a whale
Waters = Sperm
Swarm in my waters = Sperms swim towards a woman's ovary to penetrate an egg/It also means Scottie just caught the Hail Mary shot Louis threw at her.
There's also a a toothed whale known as sperm whale(common cachalot)

Now tell me that reference and wordplay up there wasn't sick

Check this one out -

Harvey: I paid because I wanted you to stay. I did it as a romantic gesture
Scottie: Well, Pretty woman may have been a romantic movie, but Julie Roberts was still a hooker.

I liked that particular reference because I stole a ''Pretty Woman" video cassette from my uncle's movie shelf to go watch in my grandmother's place in 2002

Abeg. Suits officially has its foot up the àsses of two bïtches known as Metaphors and Personifications.

koice:
Almost through with Wallander (UK), Peaky Blinders coming up next.

hyzicbond:
I watched a lot of tv series this year but I will say I enjoyed the series I watched in 2014 more than this year.
I watch a lot of Korean and American tv series, in which empress ki, Queen seondeok , The killing and sense 8 were the best I watched from both countries. I won't go without mentioning two drama episodes that make me go crazy; mother mercy(GOT) and if then else(POI), i have watched these two episode more than 100 times.
Lastly, I hope 2016 will be better than 2015.....

Shymm3x:
Please, let's discuss issues, without attaching "jealousy" to it. Nobody is jealous of Tinubu here. We are all young people, no one is a politician here, and we're not involved in the power tussle.

Everyone here is trying to discuss what's wrong with Yorubaland and the way forward. Post what you think and leave accusations out of it. Only folks who're grasping at straws with no argument always pull out unnecessary things.

Yorubaland needs help and that's what we should focus on.

joanana:
Please what site did you download the haves and the have nots? Please help me. its been a while . The last scene i watched Amanda pulled the trigger . Pleaseeeeee

theV0ice:
Shymm3x

I long for another Awo and his era but I must constantly bring myself back to the earth and admit the truth that men of that hue are no more. Even though distant uncles of mine like late senator Akinboro told us after the devil, Awo was next in line, Awo will always be the father of modern Yoruba nation. The truth is that every human has a dark side including you and I.

I remember when democracy started and the Yoruba nation was to be compensated for Abiola's death, we all queued behind Falae because he approximated closest to what we could manage than OBJ but he too had to get down into the mire to outsmart an renowned disciple of Awo in Bola Ige through the committee of 23 'wisemen who voted 14 to 9 against Ige. For those familiar with that episode, they'll admit Falae also did a Tinubu to beat Ige. Falae lost to OBJ who had/has no regard for Yoruba nationalism and it showed in the way he bamboozled his way through the SW in 2003. Only Tinubu survived the onslaught because he utilised the same system we villify him for today and its ironic that the same ebora had to rely on Tinubu's platform to get one over GEJ, his godson.

However, how do we think Tinubu could have provided a platform for us to even have a chance to negotiate if he didn't get deep into the dirt and murky waters of current Nigerian politics? I like Osinbajo and I believe he'll make a fine leader (he's even an Awo by marriage ), but I can assure you he wouldn't win councillorship against a bus conductor in Lagos without borrowing some leaf from Tinubu's book of political wisdom.

Politics in Nigeria has left the era of Awo, Azikiwe, Sardauna, Rewane, Aminu kano etc. I dare say that a George Washington will also find it not easy to win an election in the USA today

Tinubu isn't a saint. Tinubu should do better. Tinubu isn't Awo and can never be. That much is very obvious. However, things are a lot different than Awo's time. Why, I'm even posting this on my phone while lying on my bed and you'll read it instantly though you're thousands of miles away. That is enough to tell you that the times have changed and a whole lot changed with it. Not least the politics

A lot of us long for our pastors to cut down on their greed yet we've refused to stop going to church. We simply pitched our tent where we believe things are still a bit sane. Its the same with our politics. We have to choose whom we feel is the lesser devil.

While the jungle was dark and threatening, Tinubu was the only one bold enough to stand. Who else then to lead the charge?

I might have spoken from a very narrowed vision of Yoruba politicians but pls don't blame me too much. Compared to the politicians that dictate things around me here in the Niger Delta, Tinubu qualifies for beatification.

My rants or whatever are over jare. I don't even know if it if it makes sense

koice:
Damages

This legal drama practically made both Suits & Boston Legal seem like amateur hour.