santaclaws:


You think it's ordinary eye? That's God's protection right there bro...

Peter's miraculous Biblical release from prison in Acts 12:3–19 comes to mind

N1,070 per litre 2 days ago @ Conoil

Uptheante:

No campaign after winning elections

😄

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

12. No need to pay bride price 😄
13. No fear of pregnancy
14. No rejection of sex because of monthly periods

Your friend don hammer (assuming the story isn't about you 🤔)

CodeTemplar:
Why not in Iran or Saudi Arabia?

Or Afghanistan? 😄

To enter Heaven go hard plenty people I swear...😒

Being in a genuine situation of financial need will truly reveal how your friends and family value you and whether or not they have your back, and whether they are stingy or not.

When you and your friends all have money, they can spend a lot on you eg outings, food, some business ventures, etc knowing that they aren't really in a superior position than you.
But when they know you are broke, that's when their true colors will come out.

Some will;
-Ignore your messages and pretend not to have seen them
-Stop picking your phone calls
-Pretend they don't know you
-Promise to assist you and then start dodging you
-Lie to you about their own finances just to avoid helping you

The longer you've known a person and the closer you've been with them, the more pain you will experience when they turn their back on you when you don't have money.

The irony is that you may have assisted many of them before but they won't remember what you did for them in the past.

Mind you, the very same people will try to run back into your life when you are in money again. Lol.

*The vast majority of people around you will abandon you, very few will help especially those you were not expecting.

Best is not to expect anything from anyone and you won't be disappointed.

Try your best to plan ahead, work hard, work smart, and avoid having to depend on anyone.

AngelicDamsel:
You expect a graduate, working in Nigeria to be 18?

While reading I was expecting an evening newspaper but when I saw 27, I knew this post was a joke!



You're right!




Roger that

The OP is still a little boy. A small child who isn't ready in any way for marriage.

There are different levels of physical appeal.
Never see yourself as ugly.
No matter how you look, there's something you have that no one else does.

Biodun556:


If naira closes gap with the dollar, quality of lives of Nigerians will increase

This is the prayer of all well meaning Nigerians

Wainey:
Seriously this woman does not have brain.
2months ago, if u have a $1000k, u can buy N1.8m worth of goods.
Now that ur 1k dollar can only buy N1m.
If u decide to take this advice, ur 1k dollar may only buy N700k worth of things in the near future.
No wonder Obi decided to take advice from a mad man instead of his supporters

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

BolaAThubv:
Iran's strike against Israel was useless to start with. It achieved nothing. No major targets were hit and no casualties. 99% of the projectiles they launched against Israel were intercepted. What kind of rubbish is that? Was that show of shame all they could come up with for the lives of 7 top IRGC Generals? Iran is a joke. Nobody takes them serious.

Israel isn't interested in feel-good face-saving shows like Iran just did. Israel hits targets!

Precisely.
Iran's aim was not to kill but to produce a visible spectacle to the world.
Not a single soul was lost.
Almost all the Irani missiles and drones were intercepted safely so why should Israel go on the offensive and kill Iranians?
I doubt if Israel would have gone ahead with a counter strike against Iran under these circumstances even without US stance.

Iran demonstrated the willingness to engage and Israel and its allies showed their ability to thwart the aerial threats.

If there had been Israeli casualties, I'm sure Israel for serve Iran correct hot breakfast. Iran for don see shege danburo uba by now.

It should keep coming down please.

And the market prices of commodities should also come down.

psucc:
You no hear say a tin of peak milk is now N1000?

😄

Photophobia

I got a new pair for 4k a few days ago. Very silent, smooth and effective wipers.

Baba see innocent looking cute girl

I doubt if his intentions towards her are good.

Emeskhalifa:
When this WW3 una wan start finally starts, na only few people for this world go remain to tell the story.

Honestly

Mjshexy:
This thing called war, i dislike

Same here

Asquare84:


what of when the value of Dollar increased, why did they increased the price of their old stock on a mere assumption that value of Dollar is increasing.

Greed.

Just imagine...

See ba, in this life, try to maintain balance.

Don't be too good, don't be too bad.

If Kaka was having few hot side chics, small drinking problems, dey misbehave small like every 2 weeks, this kind ting for no happen.

😒

The tempo should be maintained pls.
Looking forward to when Naira exchanges for less than 500 to a Dollar.

At the end of the write-up, the author said "the fault of the break up is 50/50" but throughout the narrative, it was only Madam's misdeeds you listed.

What were his own faults?

Unless in very rare cases that a woman is mentally unwell, a woman who is loved and well taken care of by her faithful husband will never just wake up and start keeping late nights, philandering and being disrespectful.
I don't support her actions, but the likely thing is that he was doing something very wrong and painful to her for her to start behaving like this.

Well, it seems like the marriage is over.
Make everyone go their way.

It's their child I pity the most in all of this.

EreluRoz:
When he couldn't keep his penis in one place

This men will use their penis to scatter marriage and cry fowl when the woman moves on.
Very randy and unrepentant cheat. His wife is rich and beautiful yet he cheats on her and even beat her.

Na you cheat na you still Dy beat. No man in this life can hit me, I'll never forgive him.
Beating wey I no receive for my papa house na wan somebody's son go kom Dy beat me. Neverrrrrrr

Never allow anyone maltreat you

TUANKU:
AY's bulb is not so bright.

The bulb dim like olosho bedroom candle

DonDraper:


Chux Nnodim

Words of Wisdom. 👏🏽
This topic should be pinned to the Front page.

Men (or women) with ropes round their necks don't always get hung.

Being bad doesn't mean bad things will automatically happen to you.

Know this and no peace.

Congratulations. Best wishes.

Interesting