₦airaland Forum

I won’t do or say anything.

But mark my words, this will be the last time I will ever go out with her.

Been there. Countless times.
Years ago as an undergrad student, if a girl wasn’t smoking, drinking, and regularly going clubbing, I wouldn’t be interested in her.
It took me several years of disastrous relationships before I gained wisdom.
I’ve been involved with a female bartender, another one who’s Mom owned and managed a beer parlor, 2 cultists’s gfs, countless girls who are into hookups (we used to call them runs girls back then), drug addicts, a few bisexuals, etc.
Looking back I realize that it’s only God that kept me alive and disease free (I was careful)
The vast majority of those ladies are damaged beyond repair.

mariahAngel:
He thought Davido was Tuface that they'll say all manner of rubbish to, and he'll just laugh it off.
AY that lacks originality when it comes to comedy.

AY has never been funny

The important question is: Why do you care?

My favorite Benz Classic is the 1928 Mercedes Benz Sport Tourer

I’ll say Manual may likely be faster.
I learned and spent the first about 10 years of my driving on manual so the advantage I know with manual is that the gear selection is better controlled.

Baba go come take the car go dey carry babes up an down.
Happened to my female cousin years ago.
My Aunty (her Mom) bought her a beautiful new car to use in the university. She took the car and gave her then bf who then used it to pick up babes that were previously ignoring him.
I don’t need to tell you my cousin was heartbroken.

But seriously, I didn’t know that guys f*ck up this badly

These are actually very annoying.

The one that got me is from “Happy Sunday “ to “send me a picture of your t*t* “

I mean like WTF Nigga, you dey alright so? WTF is wrong with you?

Emperormartin:
Atiku getting justice in USA when he isn't even a citizen of that country is what needs to be studied in Nigeria society

So many reasons why Nigerians are escaping Nigeria’s injustices and failures.

It’s so unfortunate.

younglekky19:
Since you aren't under IPPIS

You can rest now

Exactly

younglekky19:
My source said the newly wage reward of #35000 will commence as part of October salary

When is FG paying September salary?

JasonScoolari:
They're now pricing it like Tomatoes at Effurun market....

“How much last”

“Make I give you N35k for 6 basket”

Lmao

Abeg, my stomach oh… night don do bruh

olisefom:
In my opinion, any other variant should be treated as a psychiatric issue.

Homosexuality used to be classified as a DSM 3 mental illness until December 1973 when it was removed (The population of gays and lesbians had increased enough by that time and they strongly pressured the relevant medical groups to vote for its “reassignment” as a “sexual orientation “)

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4695779/#:~:text=Several%20other%20APA%20committees%20and,remove%20homosexuality%20from%20the%20DSM.

*The LGBTQ Squad just left the chat*

dodobytes:
It's time for the masquerade to dance naked.

The USA gave us a befitting Independence Day gift!!

I swear

God bless Judge Nancy Maldonado
God bless the USA
God bless Nigeria

Considering the present economic situation and perpetual inflation in this country, a “good” take home salary in my opinion is at least the naira equivalent of $1000.

NB: I strongly advise the Government to start paying our salaries in US Dollars.

To say what?

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bulaj:
FAAC meeting was held told and allocations shared today. Kai. Wahala they.

Some state civil servants received their salaries two days ago.

buygala:
2010 Lexus GX470...14mpg city.. Slightly more on highway

God wey give me moni buy the moto na im dey give me moni to fuel am..

Considering that I have previously owned a 1997, 2001, 2003, 2007 and a 2010 Honda accord, it took me quite a while to stop being heartbroken and suicidal by the GX's fuel consumption..

But considering my line of work, exuding a reasonable amount of prestige and financial stability is key to success... No one cares if you actually have the financial stability or not.. Just pretend to have it one way or the other .. So the GX it must be

But as e be now for my peace of mind, I have stopped participating in fuel Mpg discussions ... My Mpg now na Insha Allah

Lmao.
I can relate bruh.
My Benz v6 c350 exhausts a full tank every week.
I don’t discuss fuel issues with Honda and Toyota owners. There’s no use.
They can never understand.

Palmyra:
Is not advisable except if the husband is dead through accident or situation beyond her control.

Very true.
Some years back, I was good friends with a single mom. Young and beautiful but her ex husband was a terror. Even after a court divorce and losing custody of their three year old daughter (he had to pay monthly child support and was allowed one day visitation per week with the child), the guy was a drama king. Twice he abducted the girl from play class and took her away to the city he resides. It took the police to get the girl back.
Too much drama if the nigga is still alive.

garriAndsugar:
Anybody wey no Sabi use ATM make e ask security to help am. That's their work

This is what I do. Any one asking me for assistance to withdraw, I simply tell them to call the attention of the bank staff or their security.

SA as usual.

kingot:
DNA test 200k God forbid badthing,,
Something wen babalawo Go check for you 2k and even play video for u

200k? The price has come down.
It used to be around 700-800k.

Davicl:
Ok...... only three out of 220 million people i add myself by fire 🔥 by force

Baba, no be by fire oh

Yes.
It’s nothing special.

He should have given her an engagement ring and a trip to her family for introduction and paying her bride price if he’s serious

BoldBrainz:
You won't leave Nigerians to bask in the luxury their lean resources can afford..😊?

Juss imagine the likes of the OP going to Morocco, Kigali or Johannesburg. We no go see any other thing for nairaland again be that!

Imagine if OP is blindfolded and dropped off in New York Times Square or in front Buckingham Palace London.

I’m photophobic. I wear prescription photochromic eyeglasses, my car is completely tinted, I use dark colored light in my house.
I can’t stand bright light. Gives me migraines.

These days, so many bad things are happening. One may want to help but so many bad people everywhere ie scammers, ritualists, kidnappers.
Nevertheless, help people as much as you can if you have the opportunity.

“ And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.”

- Matthew 24:12

Olokobintin:
What will it take me to have this beautiful damsel? My life? My heavenly race? My achievements? Staying away from family and friends? Please tell me.

For Nigeria, I have no faith. But for this beautiful girl, I have all the believe in her to turn my life around.

There is so much more to a woman and to life as a whole than just breast and yansh. You have a lot to learn.

No sacrifice, no reward