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Boss abeg i nid link to xmtv player. e dey urgent. Oooshey!!

richol:
LOOKING LIKE BUHARI

You yourself know the pit bull looks exactly like GEJ. Buhari is as sexy as fùck! #Fact!!
Honestly, ur brain needs change!

Expecting the people's general like kilode!
A man who oozes class and confidence!
May u return home safely to put dat He-goat Fayose to shame!
Nigeria awaits u sir coz we want change!
Vote APC!
Vote GMB.
Sai Baba!
Kai Otuoke pig!

Oh my gosh!
These are not Ukwus, rather, Tankers full of Faeces! Lol

Happy birthday OBJ!
Honestly, I fell in love with u when u tore ur PDP membership card the other day.
I can see clearly u also want change.
U left dat despicable party for good.
Baba Iyabo, thank u!
Stay blessed sir.

Vote for change!
Vote APC!
Vote GMB/PYO!!!

The Nigerian police terrorizing its citizens since 1761
We want change!!!
#March4Buhari

JayKayMaybachz:
Download this app

Thank me later



http://www.mediafire.com/download/paho3g2ol6nayog/Sports_TV_1.0.0.apk

After downloading the app, don't open it.... Install Amazon AppStore first... Cos that's the only app store that ve got this app, so without their AppStore it won't work


http://www.amazon.com/gp/mas/get/android/ref=mas_rw_ldg_dl?appName=&appVersion=&dl=1&campaign=&channel=

Downloaded both apps and installed them. Signed up to Amazon then opened sports TV. What I saw was 'You do not own this app, would you like to see more details?'
What do i do next sir?

Saucekide25:
Noted Boss...Would see if it comes up before tomorrow

Alryt thanks!

Saucekide25:
Will inform u as soon as I place ur order boss....

Ok boss. But i nid d stuff urgently sir. Nid it ASAP

Nice work @op
Very informative topic

Prechy2836:
yes I have

open lucky patcher,locate the
game iside lucky patcher,click on apply patch for in app
purchase and lvl,click on apply and wait for it to patch it,if
done,launch the game,go to where the buy games are,then
click on buy episode pass and when lucky patcher comes
up,asking to try and buy this free,click yes and tick auto
repeat then you wont see buy again
instead you see download. Sorry for replying so late. Being very busy

niiabe:
I guess your phone is not rooted then

Av rooted since

Saucekide25:
Send ur details(Name,number and Full location + Items needed) to my Number, or if u are convenient with here,list it here.

Raji Saheed, 07081363704, 18, Farayibi street, Bariga, Lagos state. INFINIX HOT

niiabe:
Use the new custom rom I ported... The sound lib I gave it ie very loud... Download the rom at www.tecnocustomroms..com

Hello boss! I wanna try out dat custom rom ish but I don't know anything about it before. Av read d article countless times but i can't really grab. Can u pls explain more to me?

udemzy101:
grinface98 or Okonja.. Just search for their name here u will see them... 250mb is #400

Thanks for the mention sir

I take at least one and a half glass of water first thing after waking up then repeat the process throughout the day

yamougoudeh:
I have problem with my earfone

Wats wrong with it?

yamougoudeh:
OK

Surely i can help you. Lemme know aw i can help

bykebyke:
I've cloned your SIM.. there is nothing for you to do except recharge it and start browsing.

Ok sir! Thank u v much

bykebyke:
Put the SIM into your phone,if service comes up..load it up..then browse.

Don't even understand u fully. Which code should i dial and wat procedure am i to follow? Sorry for being inquisitive sir. I'm a newbie on eti payg

bykebyke:
Done.

Thank u very very much sir. May God bless u tenfold. But I av some questions for u sir.
1. Shuld i go on to register it now or u av already done dat?
2. When will d plan start working?
Or in a nutshell, what am i supposed to do next sir?

bykebyke:
number and puk?

Mobile number : 08091397543 PUK: 14924144 It's not registered yet sir. Thank u very much boss!

bykebyke:
^^bull-shiit

Hope u avnt forgotten me sir?

MizMyColi:
Owh dear me.
God!
This is heart wrenching.
I'm almost at the point of tears.

If you haven't walked a person's journey, don't judge their story.

I know what it feels like to be judged and written off.
I know what it feels like to give everyone grace and not judge them despite their own imperfections, but when it comes to you as an individual, people are so quick to slander and be libellous.

Most of us wear makeup and mask the shit we go through, most of us try to live very private lives because of people like this.

I don't know Stella Damasus in person.
But I have read her write-ups.

I think she's an amazing woman who keeps getting it wrongly, relationship wise.
She desires love, and emotional security, she goes as far as marrying these men because she thinks that'd seal the deal for her.
Unfortunately, things don't pan out that way.

We need to be careful the way we use words with people. It could build or destroy them.
Ultimately, what lingers in people's memories aren't your words, but how you made them feel.
This, in my opinion is devastating, I fear she might go into an emotional rut she won't be released from anytime soon.

Women, Ladies; Being their own enemies since time imoriver.

Fear God o. Fear God

There is honestly nothing truer dan wat u said ma! Some people say things dat makes u question d existence of God. As if na she be d perfect being. smh

Ekiti State governor Ayodele Fayose says he has
noting personal against Gen, Muhammadu Buhari
(retd.), the All Progressives Congress (APC)
presidential candidate, still…
Fayose, involved in a series of scandalous claims
directed at the former military Head of State,
insisted he did not wish him any harm.
Speaking February 26 through his Chief Press
Secretary, Mr Idowu Adelusi, in Ado-Ekiti, the
governor responded to the criticism over his
controversial statements.
According to Vanguard, the politician explained
that his aim was to expose the hypocrisy of some
APC leaders interested only in personal success.
“I am not wishing General Buhari dead, but the
fact remains that he is too old to govern a complex
country like Nigeria and we don’t want a president
that will govern by proxy.”
He reinstated his belief that Buhari’s trip to
London was in reality over health issues and said
that his speech in Chatham House was only a cover-
up. Moreover, the governor insisted that Chatham
House lecture was a face-saving device to cover
the true position of Buhari.
He also narrated how his committee did not
recommend late Umaru Musa Yar’Adua to Olusegun
Obasanjo.
“I remember then as the ad hoc chairman of the
PDP [Peoples Democratic Party] committee to shop
for the presidential candidate to replace former
President Olusegun Obasanjo, a crop of suitable,
brilliant, healthy and competent northern
politicians in the PDP were shortlisted by me for
Obasanjo to pick from, but he overruled the list
and asked me to contact the late Umaru Musa Yar’
Adua because he preferred him.
“In fairness to the late president, he objected to
the offer on health ground, but Obasanjo insisted
that he must be the president.
“I am not against the North, rather if Obasanjo
had picked from the list of names submitted by my
committee to him, certainly, a northerner,
replacing Obasanjo would have ruled this country
till 2015. As an insider who saw everything and who
again have noticed the repeat of the episode of
2006, I must talk.
“There is nothing bad in allowing President
Jonathan from the South to complete the two
terms he is allowed constitutionally and in 2019, a
real candidate from the North, not one
manipulated by the South-West APC, will emerge to
take over. These APC leaders operate in deceit,
the well being of this country is secondary to them.
The is the party that ruled Ekiti for just only four
years and grounded the state with huge debts.
“That 2006 scenario is again being re-enacted with
Obasanjo and APC leaders branding General Buhari
to be the president of this country.”

As the election 2015 draws closer, so many
revelations have been reported with the most
recent having to do with the former Governor of
Lagos state, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Apparently! Presidential Campaign Organisation of
the Peoples Democratic Party has alleged that
Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, is plotting to become the
President of Nigeria through what it called the
back door.
It said the plot by the former governor, was to
take over as President of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria in the event that the APC candidate, Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari(retd.), wins the March 28,
presidential election.
Director of Media and Publicity of the PDPPCO,
Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, made this allegation at a
press conference in Abuja on Friday, February 27.
He nevertheless said the campaign team of the
PDPPCO wished Buhari a long life.
According to Fani-Kayode, Prof Yemi Osinbajo, was
picked by Tinubu and “forced to take an oath” to
resign his appointment six months into the new
cabinet, should the APC win the elections.
After his resignation, the PDPPCO further alleged
that the party would field Tinubu as his
replacement and to wait for the health condition
of Buhari to worsen to Tinubu’s advantage.
He asked Buhari to “watch his back,” adding that
the “gang-up” against him and Nigerians was
situated on the calculation that his health would
deteriorate and lead to his death, paving the way
for the expected “new vice president” to take over
power.
Fani-Kayode said, “It should baffle well-meaning
Nigerians why Tinubu has decided to draft Buhari,
despite his age, acrimonious background and
questionable health status, into the presidential
race whilst ensuring that his stooge, Prof Osinbajo,
was foisted on the general as vice presidential
candidate.
“The reason is that the PDPPCO wishes to use this
forum to expose the ungodly plan by Tinubu to
seize the presidency of Nigeria by subterfuge.
“You will recall how Tinubu wanted to be running
mate to Buhari in spite of the nationwide
resentment for Muslim-Muslim ticket that he and
Buhari planned to foist on their party men and
women.
“Senator Tinubu had justified the (planned) ticket
by saying that competence was the important thing
and not the issue of religion.
“But when he and Buhari could not push through
the agenda within the APC, he (Tinubu), after been
given the opportunity to nominate a vice
presidential candidate, decided to prop up his
stooge in the person of Prof Osinbajo.
“Now, the real reason Tinubu nominated Osinbajo
has been made known to us and we hereby offer a
public service to the Nigerian people by drawing
national attention to it. Credible pieces of
information at our disposal indicate that Tinubu has
perfected plans to come to power through the back
door.
“Tinubu, according to our information, has
compelled Osinbajo to swear to an oath that after
six months in office, he would resign as the vice
president, in the unlikely event that their party
wins. The wicked plot, as laid out by them, is to
force Osinbajo to resign for Tinubu to be
nominated by Buhari as his replacement.”
Fani-Kayode added, “The ultimate objective of this
plot is to ensure that Tinubu becomes President.
The script is simple: given the questionable health
of Buhari, Tinubu, who is desperate to be president
for his own selfish reasons, will simply bid his time
in the evil expectation that Buhari will not be able
to go the whole hog.
“How wicked can those that hatched this plan be?
How unfair can they be to the North, to Buhari
and to Nigerians? We wish Buhari long life. Senator
Tinubu’s dangerous plan is about getting power.
This is sad. No thoroughbred Yoruba man or indeed
Nigerian wants to get power through the
misfortune of another person.
“But this is the perfidious path that Tinubu is
passing through. This is repugnant.”


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MARRIAGE IS NOT AS EASY AS MANY THINK. IT REQUIRES A LOT OF HARD WORK AND COMMITMENT TO MAKE IT WORK.

The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian
Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adejare
Adeboye, has established a link between
mathematics and marriage.
Adeboye, a mathematician turned pastor, gave
couples a few tips to spice up their marriage.
At the first annual lecture of the Pastor E.A.
Adeboye Professorial Chair for mathematics, held
on Thursday evening at the Main Auditorium of the
University of Lagos (UNILAG), the cleric, who has
been married for 47-years, told the
audience about four simultaneous linear equations
for successful marital life.

According to the man of God, his understanding of
the mathematics of marriage is what has kept his
marriage strong.
Not only did Adeboye give equations, he supported
each equation with relevant biblical verses
“I told my children that why I have remained
married for 47 years is because I understand the
mathematics of marriage. Mathematics is a
science of living,” he said.

Equation 1: This states that love is blind. It was
supported with a biblical passage from Proverbs
10:12, which states that love covers a multitude of
sins.

Equation 2: This states that “marriage is a miracle
worker with special anointing for curing blindness.”
This can be found in Genesis 29:16-25 which gives
the account of how Jacob was so in love that he did
not know it was Leah that was given to him in
marriage, rather than Rachel, until the next day.
When simultaneously calculated, he said the result
shows that during courtship, love does not make
shortcomings obvious until after marriage, when all
doubts about character are cleared.

Equation 3: This one states that “angels don’t eat
jollof rice.” Adeboye made reference to Judges
6:11-21 where the sacrifice Gideon offered to the
angel was consumed by fire.
He explained that women eat jollof rice so they are
not angels and are not perfect, just like men.
Equation 4: states that angels don’t marry. This
was supported by Matthew 22:30.

He therefore advised couples to have reasonable
expectations of their spouses and not expect them
to be like angels.
Enoch Adeboye obtained a Bachelors degree in
Mathematics from the University of Nigeria,
Nsukka, Nigeria in 1967, a Masters degree in
Hydrodynamics and a Doctorate degree in Applied
Mathematics, both from the University of Lagos,
Lagos, Nigeria in 1969 and 1975 respectively. He
worked as a lecturer in mathematics at the
universities of Lagos and Ilorin.



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bykebyke:
I will get back to you in the later hours of today.

I'll be waiting sir. Thank u very much. I really appreciate

bykebyke:
EPL teams=Shittt.

Gud evening bro! Pls sir, could u clone an Etisalat sim for me? I'd be glad if u could help me on this sir. Pls reply me so i would send d number & PUK number immediately. Thanks in advance!

I know the pics won't be sexy