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I.K:
Its time to go back into the house and pay all those back stabbers with a dagger!

Now she has a very interesting dagger to throw at someone

"One housemate may not use any swear words for one week, when ever any housemate swears, he/she must scream " SWEARING IS OFFENSIVE"


Jen:
Igweeeeee, the audience has spoken, UTI!

You gotta love Jen

I.K asks BB to play a song for her to dance on stage and she complies

I.K:
The next housemate to leave the BB house is: JEN

I.K had an Interview with Hannington outside the house! (After his eviction)

titbits from the interview!

Hannington:

. . . that moment was a crazy moment, next thing i know i'm pushing her down and i cant control myself
and then i looked at her and like and i cant believe i did this. shes one of my best friends in the house!
I will understand if she will never forgive me because i will never forgive myself!
i realised that i did something wrong and i'm trying to do every thing  i can to make it right
you dont wanna be in that position so its always better to walk away!

lol i just saw Meryl's monkey for the first time

I.K:
Its time to cross over to the house.
Hello housemates, how are you guys doing?

I.K:
Alright! Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen it doesnt matter what the DJ plays, as long as your'e dancing its okay 

Jen smiles and the crowd responds by screaming!

I.K:

My man uti what happend last night UTI, you didnt dance as you used to?

UTI:
Abeg abeg abeg the dj did not say hi to my life!

I.K:
Anyways its time why dont u stand and tell your housemates who you saved, who you replaced them with and why

Meryl:
Igweeeeeeee

UTI:
Okay right this was probably the most diffcult ting i had to do in the house
My heart is beating and about to fall off from my butt!
In the diary room i went like "ini mini mini mo" and it landed on munya nothing personal, "in mini mini mo" i swear

Munya smiles

davidylan:
lol its so easy to disparage Federer now. Even as a devout Nadal fan, i'd be the first to tell you Federer is about the best tennis player ever to hold a racket. He is followed quite closely by Nadal.

Nadal may have won the career slam but lets not take anything away from a genius who made winning so easy that a season with only one slam is considered a failure!

Well said! True Nadal fans would always appreciate the greatness of Federer. He makes tennis look so simple.

All the same, Vamos Rafa, My favorite tennis player since Pete Sampras

Rain Delay , 6-4, 4-4 (Novak serving at 30-30)

Nadal takes the first set 6-4. Rafa broke Novak twice and also got broken once though!

Okay guys the final is on. Djokovic opens the match with the first service game. This promises to be a cracker.

^^^ lol, i see where your interest lies

davidylan:
There is nothing nice about losing a final 6-2, 6-1 in 59 mins. Zvonareva is no different from Dementieva or Safina . . . mentally too weak to handle the big stage.

Safina is the worst of the lot.

@ sinistyle are you saying he can't improve his serve?
With his strength it's only normal that his serve would get better over time. This was just not his strong point and it still isn't.

Happy for you Mikel, 

That's 90.6% passing accuracy rate!

It seems La Liga will not be covered by the Compact Plus package! What a shame 
Then what would subscribers be paying 6.8k for exactly? 

Nadal vs Youzhny is currently on

Nadal is one set up (6-2) and tied at 3-3 second set at the moment  

Sergio Canales just keeps on impressing and impressing. Hope he can bring his form for the Spanish U-21 in to this weekends home game v Osasuna.

I.M.O Federer won't have it easy against Novak

Nadal was impressive last night although i only watched the first two sets, 3:00am? I had to sleep man

@ Shalom thanks, yeah i heard the i love you from UTI oh 
@ Akin, maybe we're watching two different shows eh  that was some kissing!

At the Barn

BB:
This is Big Brother, please gather in the lounge!
Theater and Acting are not as easy as they look and you were aware of this!
Falcons last flight, the direction was more than adequate and the performances were suitably old fashioned as it should!
But that was the intention and the production was cool leaning toward hot, to paraphrase from Jay-Z, you packed heat more than an oven door!

Congratulations you have nailed the task. there will be a little something for you later in the diary room! 

Chei see Tatiana chewing Code's lips, doesn't she know this is just acting . Mrs. Code will be paranoid back in Malawi

The Barnmates now commence their task presentation for the week! Hmm

Official statement: Sheila is a very bad actor. I'm impressed by Code's acting! Lerotica is the voice behind the narration. While Tatiana does a good job playing Sheilas daughter! Hannington nails his gangster role! 

Kaone believes UTI had some special treatment and wasnt wrapped up fully. "Its because you threatened them. You were saying you were claustrophobic!"

UTI responds by saying he was the most wrapped but he contracted his muscles,

UTI: Me,  i prayed for divine wisdom and God said tense your muscles my child!

UTI: Sheila, i did this for you baby. I love you! He then carries the task instruction manual in his hand and blows a kiss!
UTI: From now on, my name is no longer UTI, my name is IGWEEEEE!

Paloma is visibly sad after the task and is currently lying down on the couch. She hasn't even said a word. The question is, is she saddened by the outcome of the results (UTI's victory)? or is she disappointed because she barely moved a muscle after being wrapped up 

Munya is not too impressed with the task and repeatedly shouts:
This task is bullsh*t big brother, can you hear me?

Meanwhile UTI who now feels like a superhero tries to simulate how easy it was for him to get out of the caterpillar suit! by wriggling side by side!
Jen tries to snuggle up to him after his victory but he jokingly shouts "Anyone who tries to kiss*a*s*s , I will Killlllllllllllllllll you!"

And [b]UTI [/b]becomes the Head of House for Next week

He was the first butterfly to develop and break out of the semi-circle, lol some HMs remain tied up they didnt even make a move

Now this has got to be the craziest Head of House ask to date. Its unbelievable, does BB want to kill these Hms? 

The housemates will line up in a semi-circle and will be cling-wrapped up (now to be honest they were wrapped up like luggages in murtala mohammed airport) from neck down to their feet. The first housemate (caterpillar) to break out of their wrapping suit and fly (meaning jump) out of the semi-circle (now a butterfly) will be the HOH for next week.

Now while being wrapped, Some housemates complained of difficulty in breathing (Paloma/Jen) while some others requested for water (Kaone). Their requests were simply ignored by the masked men who came to tie them up.

Ambber:
Any chemistry btwn the lead roles? Just curious bc Uti once admitted attraction to Jen and Jen says she likes tall guys. Sheila always tried to block any kind of interaction btwn them. Any sparks?

I.M.O No chemistry there. Jen has been spoken for. And Uti is doing a good job of concealing his emotions in the show!

Finally back, thanks to the holidays

"The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas" I absolutely enjoyed it and what an ending

^^^ Yeah, Inspector [b]Munya [/b]is smelling a RAT somewhere while constable caveman listens intently!

madejibo:
Its time to get rid of munya finally

Munya will not leave if 1 housemate gets evicted on Sunday. The only chance he has of leaving is if there will be a double eviction!
Those SADC freaks dont care about Code  

BB:
Mwisho as head of house you may save one of the nominated housemates and replace that housemate with another housemate of your choice
If you do not do this, then obviously you too will be up for eviction

Mwisho:

Its me , Code and UTI right? Hmm. Okay Hmm. I'm going to replace myself with Munya!