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JoeClef:
Warning to All Male Romancelanders

This is to all the guys here on Romance section.

I don't like what you guys are doing to the female gender here.

The abuse and the stalking is too much!

Yesterday, I was online and got messages from 3 different female Nairalanders. Two on WhatsApp and email.

The first one said, "Legend, I have been trying to deactivate my account for more than 20 times now but it isn't working. Maybe it's network."

I teased her by saying, "Climb a pole to get a better reception," and she laughed. Seconds later, she sent me a screenshot of her deactivated account and I teased her again by saying, "You see? Now you've climbed a pole, it worked," and she laughed my calling me crazy.

As this was happening, I began to wonder why she deactivated? This forum is fun and educative 60% of the time. "Why did you deactivate?" I asked. "Male Nairalanders are assholes," she replied.

Now, let me analyze this. Some of you (men) read online where some dating coaches say women love bad boys. The moment you read this, you become excited, create an account on social media platforms and start abusing innocent women for no reason or maybe, you want to be seen as a bad boy.

My brother, you're doing it wrongly. Good-bad boys don't abuse women. They're smart, intelligent, and futuristic. Only typical bad boys (aka touts) abuse women. Good-bad boys "tease and lead." The only time they abuse women is in the room—I mean, satisfying her in za oza room—be it slow, rough, or BĎSM.

Minutes later, another female Nairalander messaged me with the title: I Deactivated. Then she wrote something which I won't say. I was surprised, so I asked, "Why?" and her reply was about guys stalking her.

Minutes later, another one again. "Ah ah! What's going on? Abi una do deactivation meeting?" This one was about stalking, too many PMs, and abuses. These same people abusing her are the same people PMing her.

If she doesn't reply because of too many messages, they start to stalk with alternates or create a new thread with an alternate to abuse them. No real man does these. This is childishness. Rejection sucks, but men should learn to deal with it. We've all been there.

One thing you guys should know is, lots of monikers you see with (m) and male names are actually women. Some people posting numbers when a Nairalander shares money or credit are women. They have devised a means to hide under a male moniker. Almost all female Nairalanders have a male moniker.

And another thing for the guys, if all women deactivate, this forum will become boring. The yin and yang energy is what's keeping this forum fun. The feminine and the masculine energy is contagious, except you've been Bobriskylized.

If all these girls leave or secretly convert to male monikers, most of you guys will deactivate saying this forum looks too archaic and boring. Only those who use this forum resourcefully will stay. What you guys are doing is to the detriment of my boss, Séun. He won't be happy knowing you guys are making him lose visitors.

I'll give you guys some tips.

1. Stop stalking women.
2. Stop abusing women.
3. Stop asslicking women.
4. Stop bombarding women with PMs.

I'll use myself as an example.

If you really want to have your way here, be known like Explorers, Airfoce1, Tosyne2much, Lefulefu, IamSinz, and many more.

You can't be unknown and want her to reply you. If you don't have the time to make yourself known, then forget about female Nairalanders and focus on making money.

Another way to be known is to make sensible posts like Explorers, controversial comments like Nwamaikpe, be friendly with the ladies like Lefulefu without asslicking like Deadrat, or be unstoppably on your lane like Airforce1. It's called, "IDGAF. I dey my house. Cum and beat me."

All I'm trying to say is, you must stand out. No woman wants to associate with the unknown. If you're unknown, then you should be intelligent or rich.

You can't be unknown, unintelligent, or broke and expect a woman to reply you. This is not about gold digging, but replying sensible and potential men.

The people you mingle with will influence your attitude and this is why women want to mingle with the best or at least, the known, or the intelligent.

Read this: I haven't PMed more than 5 ladies here. The only ones I PMed were to wish them Happy New Year. I didn't woo them.

You'll be shocked to know I have 500+ Nairalanders on my WhatsApp. Most are my students / clients. And I have 1000+ Nairalanders registered on my site.

Everything happened in less than a year. "How did you do it?" you asked. It's my darling secret. I won't reveal it yet.

In summary:

Stop abusing women like IamJ thinking you'll be seen as a bad boy. No, you'll be seen as a tout and a hoodrat. #Yaga

Stop asslicking women like Deadrat thinking it will make you appear humble. No, you'll appear desperate and needy. #Skiboroboskibo

Stop mentioning your crush in all threads to appear lovely. No, it'll make you lose your value and appeal. #Zagadat

Stop stalking women like that guy that stalked Ivyy or Mimzyy last year. I don't even know his name. #OBO baddest.

Stop bombarding women with unsolicited PMs and don't even solicit for PMs either. Learn the way we do it like smooth criminals. #Yes o! Nothing dey happen

"Wisdom is free but kneeling and asking God for our portion of weed is where the indolence lies." — Joe Clef, 2017.

Stop smoking everything you see. Smoke wisdom, not weedsdom.

Best regards,
Thank you.

Joe Clef (iLegend)
(www.wetclef.com)

lenghtinny:
Are we supposed to entertain your monthly visitor together

But u can bleep together? You greedy o

DrinkLimca:
the op self na guy hiding behind a female handle.

Ignorance can be cured, only when the victim accepts he is ignorant.

I have been wondering why I haven't been able to use my twitter handle to express how I feel whenever I see these outspoken girls online.

I saw a tweet on twitter where a girl was expressing her thoughts as regards relationships.

Though others may see her as too outspoken, but I feel she is making sense.

The pretty lady with the twitter handle @dbosslafy tweeted:

"Most guys want to dig you for hours when they are in d m00d, but run away from you when you are entertaining your monthly visitor.

A boyfriend that can't svck and Continue reading to see tweet and comments

Staying with relatives is not easy. Some will always stir trouble and others do anything that will break up your marriage.
A cgirl who stays with her elder sister who is married has confessed that whenever she sees her brother-in-law (her sister’s husband), she becomes h0rny and always has that urge to having sexu*l interc0urse with him.
“I STAY WITH MY ELDER SISTER AND I AM VERY H0RNY, THE ONLY PERSON ON MY MIND IS HER HUSBAND. I JUST CAN’T STOP THINKING OF HIM, AND HE IS READING IN HIS STUDY ROOM AND I JUST FEEL LIKE DOING SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE AN ADVENTURE. I AM FIGHTING IT BUT IT IS FIGHTING BACK. PLEASE, WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? I HAVE HAD MY BATH 4 TIMES, I HAVE PRAYED, I AM EVEN LISTENING TO MUSIC AS I TYPE BUT MY WTENESS IS DRIPPING AND HE IS THE ONE I AM MISSING,” SHE WROTE.

Trust Nigerians, Check out some reactions and comments...

A priest said to be a member of the Catholic mission was caught bonking a chic in his car. Photos of the act emerged when passers by caught them in the act.

But, isn't this intrusive? Africa and jungle justice! Is it now an offense to bunk in a car?

Well, it seems there are new laws regarding that of which I do not know yet.

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RareKind:
Does he use long-man Dictionary?



I'm asking because of the shape of his head tho... And one more thing, is he related to nose Mary?


Hbd to him tho.

Shouldn't have replied you, but checked your profile and saw u r just a kid, go and baff off the immaturity OK? I don't argue with kids.

Happy birthday to the love of my life. A hard working dude who believes in values, my defender, a spender, the one that one knows where my mumu button is.

The only one who stares at me and I smile cheapishly. Lol.

IfeMi, I love you scatter, my pussy is yours and yours alone. Dig it n pound it as you like.

I � you baby!

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!
the woman who gives these massages is called KRISTY LOVE, and thats not the picture (of a p0rnstar) you posted above...here is her real pics below.

...and btw, she makes $1300 per day doing these massages

So u had time to go dig up pictures? Chai! Nigerians can be phoolish. U didn't click but others did, n besides u opened the thread. U actually carried your village mentality to Europe and turned where u r to a village, next time don't try to intimidate, just Waka pass

Controversial South African musician and socialite Zodwa Wabantu has been generating a lot of buzz on social media after she attended the 2017 Feather Awards dressed in an emerald lace with hip-high slit with no pant underneath.

It was a battle for attention at the Feather Awards on Thursday night between Zodwa Wabantu and Skolopad, who have been beefing for some time now.

Socialite and professional nurse Skolopad shocked South Africans when she pulled a ‘Lady Gaga’ on us and wore wors to the event. She brought a bag of charcoal as an accessory and struck a pose, leaning sideways at an extreme angle, with her partner holding her steady.

At the end of the ceremony, she won Drama Queen of the Year.

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A lady is marketing her services in the bre@st way possible — by giving massages with her huge front and backside


She is a certified massage therapist, and she advertises herself on her website as “THE premiere CMT BBW body rub specialist taking the world to an all new level of BBW adult entertainment.”

For those of you who need some explaining, “CMT” is a certified massage therapist. A “BBW” is a big, beautiful woman.

My clients can get both normal and “sensual” massages, but Continue reading and see more pictures

Who wouldn't panic at the sight of all these ammunitions? These ammos are enough to execute a full blown war!

Do we really need all these for a mere state governorship election? This is unacceptable!

It's election and not war! How can casualties be avoided when special antirobbery squad are mobilised for elections?

Igbos online have started reacting and airing their fears.
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When ugly is the new cool, be assured Zimbabwe will have a representative at the inaugural Mr Ugly Africa beauty pageant to be hosted by South Africa next year.

“The winner must have something that goes beyond looks. A good character is one of the key elements we are looking for,” said pageant organiser David Machowa.

The competition started off as a local town contest in 2009 and Machowa saw the potential and made it a national event in 2012. He believes the competition has legs and hopes that it will spread even further.

Zimbabwe pioneered the competition, which celebrates “ugly men”, and on November 25, 13 men will compete for the unique title.



“Next year, if things are possible, we could have Mr Ugly World,” said Machowa.

The outgoing Mr Ugly Zimbabwe is Mison Sere (42), a then unemployed father of three. He beat three time winner William Masvinu who came in as the first prince.

“There is no limit to how many times one can enter or win the contest as long as they are the ugliest dude around,” added Machowa.

Past winners include a traditional healer, night club bouncer and a rank tout.

The winners will compete in an African version of the event in SA in 2018.

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President Jacob Zuma, in his capacity as Chair of the Southern African Development Community (SADC), is sending Special Envoys to Zimbabwe and Angola in light of the unfolding situation in the Republic of Zimbabwe.

President Zuma spoke to President Robert Mugabe earlier today, who indicated that he was confined to his home but said that he was fine. South Africa is also in contact with the Zimbabwean Defence Force (ZDF).

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Some people pretend a lot, I may not know why but I feel they are too scared to admit what they really are.

I am who I am!

I can't be in a relationship and not feel loved! If I tell you this is what turns me ON and you can't do it, then forget sex in that relationship, and I will cheat on you. This may not be good, that it s why I negotiate a lot before entering a relationship.

I am never moved by the size of your d!ck, I am moved by how you can use it!

If your babe can't lick your ass hole, please ask a guy whose girlfriend does it to tell you how it feels when a girls soft lips runs through your anal. The hot air from her nostrils alone sparks fire in your brains.

Girls! If your boyfriend See screenshots and finish reading...

The Nigerian entertainment industry is known for its numerous activities which are come across as entertainment and relaxation to the audience. Being in the spotlight, their lives are open for all to see. They seem to have lost their right to privacy as everything they do tends to be everybody’s business. Their love lives aren’t spared from the scrutiny of the public.



Members of the public have full interest in who they choose to date or have any romantic affairs with. Such affairs have huge following with the audience speculating on their next moves. It becomes even more interesting if they choose to date their managers. Some of our celebrities have been in the news for allegedly having affairs with their managers.

Let’s take a look at five Nigerian celebrities who were reported to have allegedly dated their managers.



Tiwa Savage

Today, Nigerian singing sensation Tiwa Savage is the proud wife of Tunji Balogun. But before the two walked down the aisle, they were reported to be involved in a romantic affair. According to reports, Tunji was very helpful when the very popular Tiwa relocated back to Nigeria to pursue her music dreams. He became her manager, and together, they worked towards growing her brand as one of the most sought after female musicians on the African continent. Having shared the same passion and ambition, it was only natural for the two to find love in each other

2. EMMA NYRA Continue reading..

Real Madrid player, Cristiano Ronaldo has added another to his family.



Ronaldo's Spanish girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez gave birth to the child.

Via Instagram network, the player has named the child Alana Martina.



The other seven-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo Jr and his superstar dad were with Georgina at the hospital.
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