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EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by guente02(m): 2:35am On Jan 20, 2017
Rone16:
Nov 1st
Hello Mate
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 4:01pm On Jan 17, 2017
Worksunlimited:
Awesome.. Thanx a trillion man..
You're always welcomed if its not more than $100 grin.
Enjoy your headset.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 3:49pm On Jan 17, 2017
toluwanimi07:
What should i do now since the order isnt trackable guys
With no disrespect.
You should be praying.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 3:25pm On Jan 17, 2017
Worksunlimited:
Lolz. U never hear the output of this earpiece na im make u dey talk like this..
They Don't Know.
You're welcome.
Lemme confirm the order. Enjoy
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 2:32am On Jan 17, 2017
jboixxx:
Chai! Mine is still better then! They seem to move fast while still in Origin country. I av 2 orders hanging "in the air" and 1 with this "haul" ish for a while now. All through China Post
2 weeks sure this your item. No be bad mouth or whatnot na just fact.
Siddon well and enjoy the wait.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 2:31am On Jan 17, 2017
toluwanimi07:
Please guys i dont really understand whats going on with my 3 orders what maybe wrong
Baba if these your items ever arrives please don't ever use those particular shipping methods because they are unregistered. This means that you Can't know when they'll enter Nigeria because tracking wont be available after they leave china and nipost wont keep you posted if it arrives since they dont log tracking details for unregistered items on their site. This was a tip given to me by the postman here in Sokoto after I've been bitten more than once.
Just stick to only registered shipping methods and pray they come through.
My 2cents.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 10:59pm On Jan 16, 2017
jboixxx:
Folks, I don't understand this people o. My ordered item's carrier seem to prefer staying in the air since o. Should I contact the seller or the carrier, or I shd just chill.
Just chill and prepare to do so for a fortnight.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Another Lieutenant Killed In A Boko Haram Attack by guente02(m): 3:05pm On Jan 16, 2017
This one na Major Na. At least as at when the pic was taken.
Rip none the less
PhonesRe: UPLOAD A PICTURE OF YOUR CURRENT MUSIC PLAYER LETS KNOW WHO HAS THE BEST by guente02(m): 10:35am On Jan 16, 2017
Miui Player

PhonesRe: Affordable Internet Night Pan? by guente02(m): 3:35pm On Jan 13, 2017
donbenie:
It's not actually up to 500Mb,use a data meter and you'll see that..more like 400Mb,like the guy said..
I tend to get 495mb these days. Used to be 500mb when calculated with my data monitor.
RomanceRe: My Course Mate Just Got Married. Lord When Is My Turn?? (photos) by guente02(m): 3:23pm On Jan 13, 2017
ConcNiggress56:
Because i take care of my bod.. Unlike your sister.. Looking 45 at age 20
And you want to settle down this year. Mtcheeew... What I'd rather you do is to wake up from your dreams this year then start hoping next year or d year after next to be probably ur year because you've got some growing up to do.
ProgrammingRe: Media Query In Css Is Not Working On All My Laptop Browsers by guente02(m): 1:56am On Jan 13, 2017
peterincredible:
my bris (coin2naira) this code i wrote here is just a simple code to test and know the concept of responsive web design i have written 2 small project of about 2 pages each i just want to learn this reponsive design concept so dat i can apply it on my real project but onfortunately it is not working on any of my browsers and i am sure the fault is not from my code(for christ sake the code is a very small code ) but i dont know why it is not working anyway thanks for your reply may God bless u all for ure contributions
To understand Responsive Web Design u need to have a good grasp of css (floats to be specific). Don't you have learning resources?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 1:49am On Jan 13, 2017
Olamitisoji:
Whoever is selling a Xiaomi phone should please mention 40k downwards. Thanks
angry

RomanceRe: I Am Crazy In Love Wit My Boyfriend But I Dont Want Him To Know! Crazy? by guente02(m): 9:09pm On Jan 12, 2017
Gofwane:
asss licker??
Well, atleast it's a female ass i'm licking cool [s]unlike you, that is a professional gay asss licker[/s] tongue
Its settled then.
RomanceRe: Diary Of A Lagos Bachelor: My Crazy New Year Sex With An Akwa Ibom Girl by guente02(m): 5:33pm On Jan 12, 2017
Realsmarttzy:
Plss be careful....

And try to Mind your Biz
E pain am.

ProgrammingRe: Media Query In Css Is Not Working On All My Laptop Browsers by guente02(m): 2:34pm On Jan 12, 2017
peterincredible:
what is css3 flex box anyway googling onpoint but pls do you have any idea of how to solve my problem ure reply will be greatly appreciated thank you.
Bros. you'll have to go easy on yourself and don't ever think of rushing to other languages just because css is giving you headache. Just go slow, be stubborn and be patient at the same time else you'll regret ever rushing things.

Check out CSS3 Flexbox guide on youtube or via google - there is a plethora of them available.
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>sign up</title>
<meta charset="UTF-8"/>
<meta name="author" content="peter dibie"/>
<meta name="description" content=" how to create a login page"/>
<meta name="robot" conent="no-follow"/>
<meta http-equiv="pragma" content="no-chace"/>
<meta name="viewport" content="width = device-width,initial-scale= 1">
<style>

* {
padding:0px;
margin:0px;
}


.page {
margin: 0px auto;
width: 90%;
}

.page--mod{
width: 33.33333%;
float: left;
height: 200px;
}

.header {
background-color: red;
}

.middleheader{
background-color: blue;
}

.rightheader {
background-color: yellow;
}

@media screen and (max-width:780px) {

.page--mod {
clear: both;
width: 100%;
}

}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div class="page">
<div class="header page--mod">
</div>
<div class="middleheader page--mod">
</div>
<div class="rightheader page--mod">
</div>
</div>
</body>
</html>
ProgrammingRe: Media Query In Css Is Not Working On All My Laptop Browsers by guente02(m): 12:00pm On Jan 12, 2017
Ever thought of using css 3 flex box?
Your code isn't dry at all, repetitions everywhere.
RomanceRe: I Am Crazy In Love Wit My Boyfriend But I Dont Want Him To Know! Crazy? by guente02(m): 4:28am On Jan 12, 2017
Gofwane:
good! That's how it should be! Mind your business and don't give a fvck instead of insulting the op. Can't you share your views without insulting someone?
You're expected to simply give no fvcks but yet you still gave a few. Move on bouy, i wasn't talking to you in the first place. #asslicker
RomanceRe: I Am Crazy In Love Wit My Boyfriend But I Dont Want Him To Know! Crazy? by guente02(m): 12:48am On Jan 12, 2017
Gofwane:
why are you insulting the op like that? The fact that your boyfriend used and dump you doesn't mean other guys will do the same thing. Okay?
It seems the both of your are of the same breed. I barely give fvcks BTW.
RomanceRe: What First Impression Do People Usually Get Wrong About You? by guente02(m): 11:25pm On Jan 11, 2017
Medunah:
That I am rude and a snub
They must have noticed your behavioral pattern and it suggests so. Don't u think so?
RomanceRe: I Am Crazy In Love Wit My Boyfriend But I Dont Want Him To Know! Crazy? by guente02(m): 11:14pm On Jan 11, 2017
Kimberlylouis:
well he has sworn 2 me that he wud neva leave me no mata wat!!! I make him go nuts!!! #i jst hope oo cry
Kaiii your mumu is on a higher pedestal. Chaiii i kant belive that somebody can be this stupid during their lifetime.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 2:20am On Jan 11, 2017
Can someone confirm this?

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 12:40am On Jan 11, 2017
GrandMufti:
Do a factory reset. Battery drain is still present on MM rom, although not as in the previous version. The best thing was not to have updated to miu 8
Phone came with MIUI 8.
I'm downloading the fastboot rom of 7.5.3.0 for the device.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 11:53pm On Jan 10, 2017
willian10:
Yes, I'm on global stable ROM
This is the update I got, is it marshmallow?
Baba don't update to this ROM o. I'm experiencing and elevated battery drain on it.
I'd advice you goto MIUI download site and download the MM recovery rom and update your device with or use the Fastboot rom.
Attached is my SOT

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 2:45pm On Jan 10, 2017
toluwanimi07:
How long does it take for the post office to contact one after the item land in the post office
I personally don't wait for calls because the postman there on that day may decide not to have credit. Just take a stroll to the office and demand for your item.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m):
Nochious123:
Pls give me ur contact oooo... Hlp me
Modified
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 12:18pm On Jan 10, 2017
steevy:
I need help ordering a Redmi Note 4 prime. I have been trying since 2 days. Can anyon help me so i can transfer cash?
I'm open to help just one person. Who ever comes first.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 12:17pm On Jan 10, 2017
pachman:
Lol.. It is alright... I love this phone
I haven't used mine this month i could be of help.
RomanceDating A Programmer by guente02(op): 8:08pm On Jan 08, 2017
DATING A PROGRAMMER!!!

So I read an interesting post this morning on REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE A PROGRAMMER…written by a programmer of course(what were you expecting?). As true as these reasons are, let me tell you, dear future potential Programmers’ Girlfriend, What it actually means/takes to DATE A PROGRAMMER! (Written by a Programmers’ Girlfriend).

First of all, let us define term “PROGRAMMER”.

A programmer, computer programmer,developer, dev, coder, or software engineer is a person who writes computer software. The term computer programmer can refer to a specialist in one area of computer programming or to a generalist who writes code for many kinds of software.


1. They are annoyingly smart and If you are not a smart and intelligent person, you cannot cope because you will not be able to keep up with all the things that run through their heads and laptop screens! You would be lost in every conversation he’s having with his fellow Programmer! Have you seen where Programmers are gathered, talking about programming? Oh God! I have heard enough PHP and Laravel to last me for an eternity!

2. Just make up your mind to be the side chick in the relationship because the laptop will always the be the main chick! Once you start dating a programmer, you are dating him and his laptop! This is my coping mechanism!

3. Everything is related to coding!!! You can be talking about cake and uncle is talking about CakePHP!


4. If you are not a busy person or you don't have something doing, you can’t date a programmer ’cause if you are looking for 100% attention, you are dreaming! He would spend hours debugging and once he is “inside the code”, don’t bother! You will be there asking him if your outfit is fine and uncle is looking for that missing semicolon!

5. Programmers are generally happy with their career! This is the problem! They get too happy and forget that you are supposed to be the source of their happiness(as it should be)!

6. Let’s talk about the “T-shirt and Jean” syndrome! I can’t be the only girlfriend that goes crazy about this. I mean T-shirt and Jean is the official outfit for a programmer! You want to go to the mall, t-shirt and Jean! Movies, t-shirt and Jean, visit people, t-shirt and Jean. ..then they throw on the hoodie and think it makes their outfit completely different but it’s still just the t-shirt and Jean underneath!

7. If you are not a patient person, you can’t date a programmer.
Programmer: baby, just give me 30 minutes to round up coding, I’d call you in 30 minutes!
*************24 HOURS LATER*************
Programmer: baby I’m sorry I got “lost in code”
Sigh! I can’t count how many times I have heard that!

8. If you are the attention seeking kind, forget it! If you are dating a programmer, you have to know how to give yourself attention, and keep yourself company ’cause 12am, they are coding! 3am, still coding, at the airport, coding, on vacation, coding!!!

9. Birthday, valentine, anniversary gifts are the most difficult part of dating a programmer! I mean you can’t decide whether to get normal people stuff or something related to programming. Check my Google search history in October “best birthday gift for programmer boyfriend”!

10. Dating a programmer automatically makes you a programmer by association, so when he starts talking about PHP, Laravel, open source projects, etc.you can actually contribute…this would endear you to him!

11. They are a passionate bunch who would give their time and energy to the thing that has captured their heart: CODING! Oh you thought I was going to say YOU? Think again!!!

I could go on and on but let me save the rest for another day! Although the money is there to spoil you silly and make you feel like the only woman in the world, dating a Programmer is not all fun and games!

However, the best person to be in a relationship with is a programmer because they won’t cheat on you, they don’t have the time for that! The only other “entity” you are struggling to get his attention with, is non-living(except he has a personal name for his laptop then you are in deeper sh#t)!


Source: https://medium.com/@eyinmisanjemyne/dating-a-programmer-d302693d10f5#.71fbpp7cw

cc: lalasticlala
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 5:57pm On Jan 08, 2017
GrandMufti:
7.5.3.0
What build are you on?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 7:59pm On Jan 07, 2017
GrandMufti:
7.5.3.0
Thanks but then again i see peeps complaining of bug here and there.
Seems theses updates implements new features and breaks lots of things in the process.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by guente02(m): 5:52pm On Jan 07, 2017
Which RN3P global rom has better SOT and stability. Currently on 8.0.6.0 (LL).

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