Caseless:
elder, help me cut small chewing stick abeg

Begi begi

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sekzy99:

U gettin it rong. Its not a fufu fone. If u dnt knw iphone u wont knw d fone is not one. d only tin abot d fone is dat it has android os on it. Alredy seen a buyer wu wan buy am 32k. I.e i go loss 8k. Wic is ok by me. Tnk u all

Bros, fake na fake. I feel for her tho.

kallmemrB:
thanks for making me smile.....God will make u smile today

Bless you.

OP, do you have a job? Please send me a pm for my mail so you'll forward your CV.

praxisnetworks:
pls how educated is your gal? R u sure she's capable of making intelligent decisions? Can you commit your savings into her care? Or you even encouraged her to patronise the flea market?

You want to finish her off? Please have mercy.

Nothing can be done, just get her a brown handkerchief so the tears and pancake combo won't make the stains obvious.

PapiWata:


In lieu of a cash prize, you will receive a back-stage pass to the Weeping Loser Contest, and that will give you access to all the groupies and drugs you can handle.

stunningjudy:

Nothing is compulsory in life, so feel free to dislike me

You wish.

PapiWata:


Ha ha good one. I didn't realize I had invoked your name there, Guest.

So, you're gonna pay me?

He's not president yet, but he's already selling us out?

Mr kolomentality

PapiWata:


This contest is open to all serious and professional Buhari impersonators, yourself included ha ha.

Impersonators?

You mentioned me in your quote.

PapiWata:
It is about time that a Weeping Loser Lookalike Contest was organized, to commemorate Buhari's 24th consecutive election defeat.

First prize for the best Weeping Buhari impersonator could be a round-trip holiday package journey to the fabled Sambisa forest, here real live followers of Buhari can be blown apart by helicopter gunships to the delight of paying guests flying aboard chase aircraft that will offer spectacular views of the action.

To all Buhari impersonators out there, start to practice your hysterical weeping and sobbing right now, because the competition is expected to be intense this time around.

You wanna pay me?

stunningjudy:

No vex but I don't like that name at all

I don't like you either...

stunningjudy:
1. Obumneke

That's my cousin's name

Ekaette, shekau.

thaoriginator:
Is something that is suppose to have done long ago, but the clueless guy kept playing politics till a week to election. Now him wan show us say hin be Rambo. Oga do your job you signed for and prepare to leave on May 29. Dan buruba!

Do you realize GEJ is someone's father?

Dan buruba to your own father... Feel good now ?