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Caseless:
elder, help me cut small chewing stick abeg

sekzy99:
U gettin it rong. Its not a fufu fone. If u dnt knw iphone u wont knw d fone is not one. d only tin abot d fone is dat it has android os on it. Alredy seen a buyer wu wan buy am 32k. I.e i go loss 8k. Wic is ok by me. Tnk u all

kallmemrB:
thanks for making me smile.....God will make u smile today

praxisnetworks:
pls how educated is your gal? R u sure she's capable of making intelligent decisions? Can you commit your savings into her care? Or you even encouraged her to patronise the flea market?

PapiWata:
In lieu of a cash prize, you will receive a back-stage pass to the Weeping Loser Contest, and that will give you access to all the groupies and drugs you can handle.

stunningjudy:
Nothing is compulsory in life, so feel free to dislike me

PapiWata:
Ha ha good one. I didn't realize I had invoked your name there, Guest.

PapiWata:
This contest is open to all serious and professional Buhari impersonators, yourself included ha ha.

PapiWata:
It is about time that a Weeping Loser Lookalike Contest was organized, to commemorate Buhari's 24th consecutive election defeat.

First prize for the best Weeping Buhari impersonator could be a round-trip holiday package journey to the fabled Sambisa forest, here real live followers of Buhari can be blown apart by helicopter gunships to the delight of paying guests flying aboard chase aircraft that will offer spectacular views of the action.

To all Buhari impersonators out there, start to practice your hysterical weeping and sobbing right now, because the competition is expected to be intense this time around.

stunningjudy:
No vex but I don't like that name at all

stunningjudy:
1. Obumneke

thaoriginator:
Is something that is suppose to have done long ago, but the clueless guy kept playing politics till a week to election. Now him wan show us say hin be Rambo. Oga do your job you signed for and prepare to leave on May 29. Dan buruba!