Take heart! In 2019 you'll run under national conscience party but we still might not consider you with your plea for us to have conscience!

Out of my kindness to buhari and his cretins here on Nairaland, I hereby donate some hankerchiefs which will be used to wipe away their tears next month after the election.

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In total soberness and sympathy, I humbly weep in advance for the loss of a serial loser. I hereby request that the federal government console him with a OTF(onion trust fund) chairman position, so he can continue in deception from where he stopped as a PTF chairman.

Condolence ke?
Na R.i.p tins o..

Condolence an expression of sympathy, especially on the occasion of a death.
e.g "we offer our sincere condolences to his widow"

@ op misuse of word.. thrash post.

Pls daddy dnt disgrace us again by crying in public again.if nig doesn't love u,we ur "children"do.cry not again pls.

helinues:
Condolence an expression of sympathy, especially on the occasion of a death.
e.g "we offer our sincere condolences to his widow"

@ op misuse of word.. thrash post.

I know you don't have a certificate like your cattle herder boss! "Especially"!

kay1one2:


I know you don't have a certificate like your cattle herder boss! "Especially"!

Must you have certificate before you become somebody in life? go and ask Mark Zuckerberg.. Mumuish

helinues:



Must you have certificate before you become somebody in life? go and ask Mark Zuckerberg.. Mumuish

Lolz! Him, bill gates many others at least finished high school (waec). Buhari is a stark illiterate who cannot even communicate properly and added to that can not present a waec certificate!

Meanwhile, somewhere in Lagos, GEJ is postponing elections and running helter skelter bribing and begging for support out of fear of loosing the forth coming elections.


Even GEJ himself is not as confident as his supporters.

ba7man:
Meanwhile, somewhere in Lagos, GEJ is postponing elections and running helter skelter bribing and begging for support out of fear of loosing the forth coming elections.


Even GEJ himself is not as confident as his supporters.

thank u,clap4urself....now pls,kindly get ur arsse back to ur straight jacket,loser....

kay1one2:


Lolz! Him, bill gates many others at least finished high school (waec). Buhari is a stark illiterate who cannot even communicate properly and added to that can not present a waec certificate!

Stack illiterate who is richer than your 4th generation.. Wise up bro..

Sorry u hear!!! Try again next time

helinues:


Stack illiterate who is richer than your 4th generation.. Wise up bro..

He's indebted to the tune of 27.5M used to purchase apc forms! Idol worshipper... wise up!

kay1one2:


He's indebted to the tune of 27.5M used to purchase apc forms! Idol worshipper... wise up!

How many people did Jonathan jailed for corruption during his tenure? Do you mean you support corruption?

helinues:


How many people did Jonathan jailed for corruption during his tenure? Do you mean you support corruption?

Guy your english! Smh!

Buhari is a terrorist

Somebody asked how many people GEJ has jailed for corruption and I would say that Jonathan is not a judge but Nigerian president. Please, no body should push him to start military style of dramatizing anti corruption trial by putting handcuff on the hands of political opponents like some guys did in the past. Am aware that many corruption cases are in court process being prosecuted by both the EFCC and the ICPC.The real war on corruption is changing the systems that encourage corruption like the e- payment system now operational in the FED min of finance and in Fertilizer distribution. This guy does not play to the gallery. Many of the people politically arrested in past governments were set free thereafter,but good systems will cure corruption for ever.[/quote]

Buhari, go and WAEC. Haba. Presidency is not by quota system

Only unprecedented rigging on a massive scale could affect the election results in GEJ's favour. Every discernible indicator points to a Buhari overwhelming victory. So, save your "condolences" for Goodluck Jonathan.

helinues:



Must you have certificate before you become somebody in life? go and ask Mark Zuckerberg.. Mumuish

are u comparing the 90 year old semi illiterate to the Facebook owner?

It is about time that a Weeping Loser Lookalike Contest was organized, to commemorate Buhari's 24th consecutive election defeat.

First prize for the best Weeping Buhari impersonator could be a round-trip holiday package journey to the fabled Sambisa forest, where wild herds of Buhari boys will be blown to shreds by federal helicopter gunships, to the delight of paying guests flying aboard chase aircraft that will offer spectacular views of the action.

To all Buhari impersonators out there, start to practice your hysterical weeping and sobbing right now, because the competition is expected to be intense this time around.

PapiWata:
It is about time that a Weeping Loser Lookalike Contest was organized, to commemorate Buhari's 24th consecutive election defeat.

First prize for the best Weeping Buhari impersonator could be a round-trip holiday package journey to the fabled Sambisa forest, here real live followers of Buhari can be blown apart by helicopter gunships to the delight of paying guests flying aboard chase aircraft that will offer spectacular views of the action.

To all Buhari impersonators out there, start to practice your hysterical weeping and sobbing right now, because the competition is expected to be intense this time around.

You wanna pay me?

Guests:


You wanna pay me?

This contest is open to all serious and professional Buhari impersonators, yourself included ha ha.

PapiWata:


This contest is open to all serious and professional Buhari impersonators, yourself included ha ha.

Impersonators?

You mentioned me in your quote.

Guests:


Impersonators?

You mentioned me in your quote.

Ha ha good one. I didn't realize I had invoked your name there, Guest.

PapiWata:


Ha ha good one. I didn't realize I had invoked your name there, Guest.

So, you're gonna pay me?

Guests:


So, you're gonna pay me?

In lieu of a cash prize, you will receive a back-stage pass to the Weeping Loser Contest, and that will give you access to all the groupies and drugs you can handle.

PapiWata:


In lieu of a cash prize, you will receive a back-stage pass to the Weeping Loser Contest, and that will give you access to all the groupies and drugs you can handle.