richommie:


lol... deal. . .
but dat wl be later.
cos am busy now


#YOLO

yoloooooo

softapples:
ure scaring me

No theres nothing to be scared of. I just said be careful because I wanted to ask why you weren't going for practice but didn't want to start asking questions again lol. So I just used that

If I suspected anything I would tell you, trust me; don't worry

softapples:
there is smtin u aint telling me. "what is it?

Theres nothing o. what are you thinking

softapples:
thanks but im nt going again

Ok. Well be careful anyway

richommie:


i dont know oo.
which one is central ibo again?

#YoLO

Lol, wow. Ok; you teach me how to boil rice and I inform you of the main Igbo dialects; deal?

But seriously central Igbo is the Igbo taught and spoken by all Igbo clans, irrespective of location. Then dialect is the Igbo you speak in your own hometown

Its like Queens English vs Pidgin

softapples:
smiles, i give u E-KISS. "im going out for football training, im late already.

Ok. be careful

richommie:


better tell me oo

yes am still learning.
i can speak a lil.
am kinda good puttin it in writing.

#YOLO

Ok. Are you learning central Igbo or your own dialect

softapples:
lol i will, anytime ure ready, just know that i am avalaible for u

softapples:
chioma i hope ure learning how to cook now, bcaus u dnt want me to embarass u with my cooking ability. lol

Lol I no fit. Come and teach me

softapples:
hmmm now im emotional, i am speechless, i dont know what to say but i have a thousand sweet words to tell u. "mayb u will be the mother of my kids, who knows? nobody

Lol

Akpenvwoghene

softapples:
lol chioma gud afternoon, please tell me the dream, yeah im all right.

You were happy and dancing in a place full of lights like this:

but it was still strange that I should dream of you lol. Anyway its good youre all right

softapples:
NA WAO

Akpenvwoghene I had a dream about you; are you all right

richommie:


local government?

or is it still a secret?

#Yolo

Lol, yes

btw did you say youre still learning Igbo?

richommie:


lol..nooo...its

No lie. . . .well ve concluded.
Anambra ladies no like to dey tell people wer dey re from..
so therefore you re from anambra!

chaii...i sharp jare.

#YolO

Lolll they don't? All the ones Ive met are very open about it

Lol whatever you say Oga

richommie:
lol. . I CANT

Nop . . am from anambra.
oya tell me ur own. . .
#Nolie oo

#YOLO

Lol, I wont

whats nolie...does it mean "gwam okwu"?

MrsPhyno:

IKR.... It's good for you to not eat..... It's bad for you to not eat..... Which is it. This life ehn

LOL Igbo parents.... No chill Thats so im-politically correct but it's hilarious I go quote am larra

Very true which jus goes to show the strength of my person I'm a tough cookie. Preoccupied or not

Lol. My personality is the best thing about me although I know ashawo males will think otherwise..... Ashawo males which practically = all males

Everything in moderation

Lol yeah its very politically incorrect but its so funny. And very true lol. I would actually love to be a vegetarian but I don't think it would work for me

Lol tough cookie abi tough puff-puff..forget it mehn..I must eat o

Lol not all males are ashawo you just need to corrupt that part of their hard-drive so they never notice any other female again..you feel me..

richommie:


u dont want to tell me abi?
i wl deactivate ooo. . if u no tell me

#YoLo

Very soon you go forget that nonsense "yolo" you dey put for every post...that day I go laugh

Anyway you haven't told me yours..is it also a secret

MrsPhyno:

cc: gurgle
but aru = alu na, is it not a pronunciation thing especially for all una Anambra ppl

yeah aru/alu = nso-ala/ali/ani

r=l for some people, and vice versa

DharmyYinks:

lmao!


What did u just say?

Lol don't forget to show me a picture

richommie:


u ibo too.? :>(
from wer?


#YoLO

Its a secret

richommie:


lol wateva. . .am still learning.
i dey try atleast


#YOLo

Nso-ani = Aru

cc: MrsPhyno

MrsPhyno:

eeyah. all girls have that experience i think, its jus like part of life as a female in the 21st century. kinda sad if u think about it. unless you're ajepacko sha, cause dem dey look for food to eat self unlike ppl like u dat dey get the luxury of 'dieting'

why cnt u b bothered anymore

lol that too jare. all join. sexy body sexy brain sweet personality chaiiiii chaiiiii God is really a good God hm!!!!

Madam I dey go sleep sha. Kachifo

Lol yeah its sad but its better to exercise that self control. I don't devour as much as I should as long as you don't overdo it *cough cough*

Yeah my parents find the idea of dieting or refraining from particular foods hilarious. like vegetarianism. They always say "all poor people are vegetarians by force" lol

Im not bothering now as such because ive been preoccupied of recent so I had to focus on other stuff. Its quite hard to change eating habits and concentrate on something else at the same time

Lol for your mind..sexy brain. Forget it mayne the most you can manage for your personality is "tolerable"!

MrsPhyno:


gurgle i echo your sentiments
thats all i'll say

LOL mehnn

MrsPhyno:


una dey try o. all dese night crawlers... ur jus so used to doing things at night i guess that sleep doesnt come easy to u people especially that gArgle

I think I should have picked Gargle instead of Gurgle..maybe my NL life would be completely different hahaha. they mean almost the same thing

MrsPhyno:
LOOOOOL

cc: gur gle sabrw ahaqqo

Lol you called me, I actually saw this thread but avoided it

I know im supposed to pick the brain power one but I want the cup size...

what about you

MrsPhyno:

tchw see to it that u are /pats her head like an obedient ________/

yes it is that obvious we know say u no get taste in music.

nah im out

i know...... there's this feeling of fulfillment u get bcuz u know u have self control... u wouldnt understand. I had a reputation in sec school. Sexiest stomach in the whole school

I do know that feeling...I have been to known to diet before, to extreme lengths but I just cant be bothered with it right now for some reasons

Lol other women are winning prizes for their intellect you dey there doing sexy belle..nawa for your entire lineage chaiiiiiiiiii

MrsPhyno:

In the words of my pastor 'you're blessed not lucky!' be grateful anya.... it's not easy to have dat kain metabolism

In Kanye West's voice 'I gotta dirty mind, I got filthy ways' I'm sure you don't even know that song smh
Refined my a**.......

I know my limitations o.... I will go back and eat another apple and sleep

Me ehn, I'm just obsessed with perfect proportions. Its annoying.

Lol im very grateful

Lol, no I haven't heard that song :S is it that obvious

Are you in class now? See mumu schooling

you know if you undereat it actually makes your metabolism slower? Better stab that nansense o!

MrsPhyno:

lawd !
your tongue is too sharp!
I'm LOLing here o

Lol keep laughing there...confused being

Just don't ever link me and you like that again and you wont see the sharp side of my tongue mtchew...

richommie:


u see. . .wot am talking about . . .u want a man(Nwoke) to teach u a woman(nwanyi) how to boil rice.
chaii abomination(Nso-ala)
dont let me consult the council of elders(Ndi ichie)

mrsphyno shey u re seein dis. . .
This lady enwero kwa respect oo


#YOlO

LOL at this stage theres nothing like man or woman o...just teacher and desperate pupil..chai

MrsPhyno:

me self don not what was disturbing u sha some spiritual something cause dem dodo do.... odikwa srs

lol going back to another class... im using una to take my mind off food

awwwwwww do i detect a bit of motherly concern. cheiiii

Well it was a Sunday, and I hadn't yet attended church lol the dodo demons were out to get me

LOL motherly concern ke. Can I be a mother to something not of my species, nna ehnnnn

Classsyalabolas:


something like that, especially when I'm not making a conscious effort to sound foreign..

i wonder why you got to be so clandestine about everything ..I'm sticking with Anambra then

MrsPhyno:

leave me to jiggle ..... no kill me o dey eat dey fat dey jiggle dey go nothing do u

@bolded should I comment on that innuendo or nah

lucky goats the lot of you.... so u all eat well in ur fam not just u? big eaters smh @God beht why not me too

Ehhh lemme alone. I'm too young to look 25 I wanna look like a small gehl
Besides you're just considering african mentality which is obvs not shared the world over....

Yeah we all eat a lot, its weird I don't know why we're like that

Lol no don't comment on it! I actually thought of it while typing but I as the *refined* one, pushed the thought away

Lol join us...come over to the dark side...

Yeah ok. its true, sometimes I like the slender look and sometimes I like the jiggle- culturally confused me