FriedPlantain:
I thought since the plantain is fried with vegetable oil, it will automatically convert it from a fruit to a vegetable.

Lol are we moving to FP dimension again

FriedPlantain:

Whoever told you anyone employed me?

I own my own plantain business and I'm my own business' accountant.

Lol sweet sixteen FP; your birthday never reach hahaha

FriedPlantain:
But Friedplantain is not a fruit na, it is a vegetable.

Lol FP; you be fruit o. How can banana be fruit but plantain be vegetable..them no come from the same papa

cc: MrsPhyno .. nekwa nwoke nke a looooool

FriedPlantain:


See this old mama forming youngie here.
What do you mean sef, I'm still very young and below 18. You are definitely old enough to be my grandma.

Lol do they now employ accountants under 18? forgerrit o! agadi nwoke, time to sleep

FriedPlantain:


Grandma good morning o,

where that my other grandma Mrs Gurgle.?

Lol if I be grandma you be ancestor o

FP hiannnnnnnn

IamLEGEND1:


u and gurgle no be ndi igbo una be.....

u gehs are just living a fantasy...

d only tin una know how to say na onye ara and kedu...

Beht wait, did i just win an argument?

did i just win an argument?

No did i just win an argument?

against MrsFyno?

Abeg wia dat my bottle of Mo'et dey.....itz getting popped tonight.

Lol...hapu anyi aka o...we dey try

You didn't win anything o

richommie:


ya local government.

missphyno? nah. . .she's always supportin 042. . .cos she's from der :>(

#YOLO

Lol no way. Something else

richommie:


Using a pan with a heavy bottom, add 1¾ to 2¼ cups of water and . . . bring it to a boil over high heat.
Add 1 cup of long-grain rice and return to a boil.
wait for 10mins . . .den wash it.
Put it back . . den add little quantity of salt.
cover the pot until it stir.


yolo.
.food its ready




#YOLO

Wow you were actually serious loool hmm thanks. So what exactly should I swap for this? I don't really know much maybe MrsPiano can help you out as well

Classsyalabolas:


just say classy & bolas together - easy as whistling Dixie

Im saying it right now in my unrecognizable bush accent...

MrsPhyno:

every day for the eater one day for the food

yeah i suck at art tho i suck at alot of things o

Looooooool mechie onu gi there

Lol youre finally being true to yourself...well done...lubbish species!

Classsyalabolas:


because according to sociolinguistics, everybody has an accent.

weird ke? lololol this is coming from someone whose moniker is gurgle ...give me a break..
just say you don't know how to pronounce it

I mean an accent different to the one I say I have. Have you not heard people refer to it like that? "You have an accent."?

Lol touche. but I mean yours is not a word in common usage. Mine is

Yeah I don't know how to pronounce it but it doesn't mean I don't have the accent I told you I have lol

MrsPhyno:

I look innocent? Really
Thank you

Nope. Contrary to how it seems, I'm busy as hell

Lol you see how well Im eating..2 compliments in one day..i must be going soft..hmmm

Hmm ok! I don't usually enter them either but they seem like fun. Especially the art ones

MrsPhyno:

pft thats jus propaganda they feed on the masses to keep u back. better love money o. love it like your life that way you'll accumulate it and always have it around
nah no monetary reward so i aint doing it

Yeah a gentrified city slicker. But now na small Mushin accent don creep in

Lol and youre actually serious..nawa. and you looked so innocent in your DP..oh dear!

Why not do it; extra credit?

Classsyalabolas:


i don't even wanna hear your apkororo voice
i bet you are not used to pronouncing tüsh names, that's why my sobriquet is too hard for you...

you are used to hearing stuffs like emeka, chukudi & co

Lol why are you convinced that I have an accent, why would I

Your sobriquet is too hard because its weird. Even the Queen would have a hard time pronouncing it

Lol no comment..i do like hearing Igbo names though

MrsPhyno:

jez trust me.
have u heard his song 'icholiya' ? then u would know what im talkin bout

Ikr. she may not o. for shame

too hyper. She's kinda raz actually but I like her. I like that. I like raz people
Oh nvm

Nope. Will tune into it sometime

Lol is she? I don't listen to much of her stuff but too many Johnny references were being made for me not to youtube it

No what is it?? you made me curious

MrsPhyno:

oganla wetin dey shele


chai my yoruba is good

lol you no dey shame

MrsPhyno:

LOL okay not to go into this nonsense again. But I just checked one school email like that about one nonsense competition na so I dey skim d tin to see if it's required blah blah blah. As I'm reading I jus dey check I now find myself saying out loud 'is there a monetary prize or no?!'
And then I started laughing at myself cause I was just thinking about how I like money too much and that whole I/stereotype.... okay I guess its not funny but it was funny to me

Not nearly blacknwhite at all. Everybody gots to feed their own propaganda das jus d way it is. These things are done much more subtly these days but they're still done. I hate the white ppl propaganda the most tho cause their policies annoy the hell out of me.... So u can only be intune if u try to urself and u actively seek it blah blah blah

No ... not like that. A bit of a nigerian accent. Before I was accentless

Lol you too like money...take it easy or it will be your downfall Or I guess you could blame it on tribal genetics so is there a monetary reward?

yeahhh i'll try to read wider :$

Lol how can you be accentless? You mean that smooth one that city-dwellers have? the one Classyblah claims to have

Classsyalabolas:


a voice note would settle the whole matter

Lol, never. I have nothing to prove to you C-blahblah

MrsPhyno:

Lol welp Umuahia ppl una don see Defend urselves o

Lol nice try shes not his type And yea dat babe middle name suppose be Temiloluwa cause she don yorubanizeeeee pass the original yorubas self its sexy and it suits her with that her small stature
Yemi dabbles both perfectly yea. It's cool. Do you like those kinda things..... ?

Lol how you take know his type. abi na you hahahaha forget it...

Yeah it does suit her. Imo Igbo also suits her; I wonder if she speaks any

Yeah especially in Johnny. That girl is so hyper lol I felt exhausted after watching that video do I like what kind of things?

MrsPhyno:

Mmm later maybe. Doing bioscience

Yes more balanced than American publications thats for sure. Cause these people get craze.
Brainwashed in wat sense.

Lol thats nice for u the British accent is one of the most attractive in the entire world
Mine.... I thought I didn't have any but when I came back ppl here told me I did. So slight, maybe

Lol see you clinging onto your mumu education. I understand you are still in school, that's just how we use tenses here

Yeah like you said. With a UK/US based view. I don't think its as black and white as they paint it but its what they feed us here unless I consciously dig deeper. Would be interesting to get other perspectives

Yeah im pretty glad I have it, its quite nice. Lol are you slowly sliding into Americanah.."aswerigahd" when you go home nobody will understand you again

MrsPhyno:

LOL amazing. That sounds like the opening chapter of like some historical fiction or something
U get small talent sha

Lol yes wit my agbero friends dem. Yoruba na d lingua franca (?) of where I lived so. All dose igbo-lagos ehn, you go see someone named Chinazor sounding like he came from deepest Ajegunle

Good gel

Lol thanks but trust me, just 1 hr spent in Umuahia will give you enough material for a whole book; that place is nuts

Yeahhh like Phynos boo (mwahahaha ) Chidinma..she seems more comfortable with Y than I. and Yemi Alade, although shes already half. She seems to mix them in quite a balanced way though. Maybe because her mum influenced her, like you said

MrsPhyno:

Babe no be today na..... I been dey do dis kain tin before .... I wont faint.
My level of willpower is 100

Oyibo sentimental lawwd
mmm natgeo blah blah. i prefer the magazines. i love magazines and newspapers so much. I read the Economist every month even tho its full of AngloSaxon Western world propaganda U know of it i hope... I think it's british
BTW u have a british accent right

Sharrap

Willpower: 100. Actual power: -2 billion..better eat something. I thought you did bioscience

Yes, Ive heard of it but I don't know if its any good. It seems interesting and actually I saw an advert that may make it less biased than I thought..they were talking about the Chinese presence in Africa and whether its a good or bad thing. It seemed at least somewhat balanced. More balanced than some western publications anyway. Sometimes I feel kind of brainwashed

Yes, I do. Although Classyblahblah doesn't believe me lol what kind of accent do you have?

MrsPhyno:

Mtchwwwwwww STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD i've only had a bottle of water today

Wow lol no. Not in that sense IMO. To go to the 'oyinbo' extent of 'vegeterianism' or being all loving/cuddly to an animal. Nah. They like animals as FOOD Its the ajepacko mentality

Lol ofc u are. Don't choke on a bone o
Grapes have a weird texture. I hate roundish soft things

Lol how are you still functioning..you know water has 0 cal? Stop it mehn! better eat something...don't think your papa sent you to Amz to starve!

Yeah I still like them as food, im not oyibo sentimental I think sometimes they take it too too far. But I do enjoy wildlife programmes and stuff like that

Lol im so so tempted to say something but I wont ahn

MrsPhyno:

lol yea abia igbos i love them ooooo dont call chinenye as far as the accent goes there's is quite infamous i believe

oh ok. I mean I think people still take their own local dialects quite seriously. I mean, my parents don't speak central igbo. Ever. Even when discussing with people from any other state, I don't know if they really modify their own to fit whatever's 'common' cause most things are similar anyways. The only difference I would say is when being taught igbo, people teach and tell u to learn the Central one cause it's less complicated and has a broader application. But I personally don't care, I'm learning my dialect if anyone cant understand me they can go find lagoon and jump in

Yeah so what im saying is the local dialect is jus as if not more important o. The things that matter in the Central are probs like the Igbo Bible and learning Igbo as a subject in sec school (which I failed btw )

Lol..I love abia...on my last visit I passed through Umuahia and there was a huge fight going on near a petrol station we stopped at...I brought my window down for 1 second and heard somebody shout "O GINI?!" and I just brought it back up..nawa

Yeah my parents never speak central either. I heard my dad speaking it once on the phone...I was so shocked; I didn't even know he could lol but he was talking to someone from another state so he had to modify himself Yeah that's true, I guess at least any version of Igbo is better than none at all. Lol why wont you fail when youre busy speaking speaking chop-chop Yoruba all over the place..nonsense

Yeah I would say I have always been actively encouraged to learn central but I wont lol, as you say anybody who doesn't like what im talking should go and sit down, how it take consign them..local dialects are getting lost these days because nobodys parents are teaching them for reasons best known to them..

MrsPhyno:

awww gurgle na u be dis. ur too nice to me i wonder if that church u've been going to is actually changing u

Oh wow a Nigerian girl who loves animals, this is a first Are you from an animal loving family?
Mtchww for this ur flighty mentality sha. Say something like fish then. Alot of people don't eat fish. I don't eat grapes

*SPITS*
Nope. Young, good, nice guys. But all guys are annoying me for now so i no send, nice or mean na dem sabi

LOL..because ive been feeding well these past few days, im feeling mellow oh whoops, I mean na church...

Hmm yeah I would say my family likes animals. But Nigerians like animals right? A lot of folk tales, proverbs and songs feature animals.

Negative; I love fish. In fact im eating it right now lol whats wrong with grapes? theyre great

Loooool asi...I must meet your husband; I bet he'll be an old Americano gambler/smoker...

softapples:
yeah i will if not one day i will just pass out in training, yeah we have but i dnt listen to them. "i consider myself a robot of which im not, lol now im not feeling fine, i blame myself

Yeah try and get some rest. and food lol

MrsPhyno:

Hm! Allow me to school this gehl today.

Central Igbo is only recognized as Central because: thats whats been agreed as the common igbo
and most importantly: thats what those Imo state indigenes speak (most of them) and they are the most populous Igbos.
It's a think of convenience, let the dialect of the most populous group be recognized as the 'Central Igbo'. I'm sure you can do the statistics

No where near the level of QueensEng vs Pidgin and certainly it is not considered the "most refined" Igbo

Yeahhh youre right. I had something about Imo + Abia igbos in my head but I wasn't sure and I couldn't be bothered to go and research it

It was a rash comparison. I was just trying to illustrate the formal manner of central (taught in schools, written in books, etc) vs local dialects which people tend to take less seriously (wrongly, IMO)

MrsPhyno:

I laugh backwards in French

You are wrong o

You think so? I bow my head; please explain further

softapples:
yeah thats the way i am, just want to be the best. "though we have a free day but i wanted to train with our younger team,(unda 17) but the heart is willing bt d body is weak.

yeah just rest before you injure yourself...I hope you have some kind of sports therapy

MrsPhyno:

Na I disagree somethings need to be done in the extremes

Why would you love to be a vegetarian do you like animals that much. I mean in their living cute forms Yea dont even dream of trying it, you that likes food like kilode. I don't even eat meat for two weeks sometimes a month straight



I agree not all. Most. I don't like the ashawo ones, they annoy me. Even playing with them gaan is annoying. Unlike u that likes bad boys, I no dey lie to myself

Only if you are extreme to begin with; like youre obese or underweight- you are neither

I do love animals but I don't disagree with eating them. I don't know I just like the idea of saying I don't eat something lol; it sounds good haha

LOL. you love bad boys don't lie. Old, bad, inconsiderate, manly men

softapples:
yeah im back, just went there for a match, though its a 4-4 draw but im hapi, so we are back. "we are waiting 4 them in Nigeria

Ok. so you should rest then; don't you feel tired? why would you go for training so soon after travelling

softapples:
ok cool @ur last statement, i trust you 100%, well im not fine so coach said i shud relax at home

Ok; get well soon. Are you back from SA