DharmyYinks:

Lol, you didn't know youre also in it? Oya shift, somebody else wants to join, make space

SeXistBaStaRd:

That match na joke. I dey school

Lol you dont follow Afcon? I really want to watch it

Lol mumu schooling..you may as well watch it while youre here

SeXistBaStaRd:

Gurgle what's trending?

Nothing atm; do you know where I can watch the Nigeria vs Niger match?

I don't think theyre showing it here; I hate missing these

kinglekan:



Why? Dis ur holiday nor dey end ni ?

it doesn't end for like another 3 weeks

kinglekan:



Gurgle skull Neva resume?

No, you?

FriedPlantain:


Yeah, there was a time you would most likely find me either in the religion section or the jobs/Vacancies section. In fact, J/V section was my turf then until I finally gave my life to Lord KoriKori (god of flying witches) and took trolling as a full-time job on this forum.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe, but I sure as hell ain't 'chasing' any (f) around here.

Lol really...you were a religious commentator...that's interesting. Life before Gurgle.. What moved you from religion + J/V?

Lol WomanWrapper FP; Im sure one of these days I'll catch you chasing one Akara (FriedBeans) around here..that day I go mention you 100 times and open thread for you...take this as a warning

IamLEGEND1:


well bad manz off to bed...\\

make i leave u with ur stalker make una kontinu making out.

Good night

IamLEGEND1:


well,my mission has been accomplished........

so,

*lifts stomach up from lap...attempts to dance, gives up, sits back down*

IamLEGEND1:


because itz awesome,just like i am.

& dont wori, "IT" will be up and running pretty soon....

and by "it",i mean what u were referring to originally.

Coooooooooool lemme know

CUM4WHAT:
it wudnt run and d whole code wud parse a fatal error..... I have created my html and i need you darl to be my css so our output code wud be beautiful, elegant, stylish, vibrant and topnotch.

Lol join the harem queue with the other htmls

IamLEGEND1:


my pen|s?

what does that have to do with anything?

Why do you always think Im concerned with your peni$

IamLEGEND1:

me i don dey doubt if u dey sleep at all

Lol don't mention me until your *you know what* is up and running

CUM4WHAT:
hmmm!!! Sugar tell me wah happens to a html code embeded in a java file? D answer is wah u trying to do

I don't know o, what is it

CUM4WHAT:
dnt mind d roaches dah wann to spoil our meal. Anytym, i wud b ther to protect yo even tho d hyenas wake-up...

Yeah don't mind him, its ok

FriedPlantain:

Naaah, I just come here to unwind and nothing more. I used to hate this section before but I later gotta understand that chatting with you girls is actually fun.. .. . So yeah, I do enjoy it.


Well you are pretty popular, so I ain't that surprised anyways.

Lool really...I cant imagine you in any other section

Hmm. I think people just chase anything with an (f) to be honest

CUM4WHAT:
if only ur sthupid mom stayed with me d day u damn god4sakin dad came bak 4rm a trip, maybe they wudnt have crafted a stunted iiimbecile... Son-of-beechee i knw how hard it is to act like you got sense buh dnt gve up... NOTE: quoting me wudnt improve ur I.Q coz its fixed in a dehydrated vacuum

Cum4what please, its ok

FriedPlantain:

Love? who is talking about love?

If those are the sort of suitors you get on this forum, then I need to take you to Lord KoriKori (god of flying witches) for personal deliverance.

I mean like

LOL..I get all sorts. youd be surprised

CUM4WHAT:
i wanna b wif yo and yo alone... I gues u knw wah ah harem means? Gyal dnt put me in d catalog wen i can stay on d cover and steal d heart of da readers

Well unless you want to be in the harem I don't have your time babe

FriedPlantain:
I don't do lines baby, I troll.

is this your wooer? this kid?

Lol you troll those that you love?

LOL leave me..i don't pick them, they pick me

FriedPlantain:


If an old mgbeke like you is the only normal human on this thread, then nairaland is obviously heading for doom!

Lol you whose brain has turned to mush nko..abeg I nor wan yab you...in case you just lose all your boldness again..my own will even make your writing invisible self..

FriedPlantain:


errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.. ......... these lines are so 60s mehn. (no offeinse)

Lol jelosi abeg stop trying to yab my wooer, cant you see we're busy

Your own lines, na which decade they be

FriedPlantain:


Who she be, where she come from, who born am well? Where her winch come from?

I serve Lord KoriKori (god of flying witches) so I absolutely have nothing to fear.

Lol so youre also a witch sympathiser...too bad..

Looks like im the only normal human on this thread..nawa

MrsPhyno:
all my children
goodnight o

but not gurgle i know her stomach is too full for her to sleep well, so abeg go exercise or you'll have nightmares

olajorn bobo sleep well

Lol I'll do some boxing exercise just for you...print out your DP and put it on the punching bag mtchew

Like you even sleep...I know say you still dey on top of FriedPlantain's house holding meeting with your fellow witches...mehnnn people are wicked..

CUM4WHAT:
+for short+ you my 'all', u my goggle, my vision, u jux dah single gem dat shines @every1 and i need yo to lighten me up.... *crying*.... *wiping tears for real* ... No1 can be too tough 4 me, i always tear my may thru

Okkk Gurgle= Goggles

Ok. so you want to join the harem now? no need to cry Oga..it is well

MrsPhyno:

lol it was a catfish farm actually mumu

until the next three hours right, when u'll go and stuff your face again.... I created a whole thread on the benefits of a flat stomach and still ur heart is hardened like a philistine in bible times this is the era for change o madam

Lol say what u want.... E no be for man nah my own personal satisfaction

Lol I was actually thinking about that thread. But my stomach isn't big jare..its just jiggly

Im actually getting hungry again haha but not that much..a small snack will suffice

Ehen continue..I know say you dey stuff yourself right now with Cheetos or whatever nonsense thing you buy down there

BUTCHCASSIDY:


You ate again

No but im getting hungry o..hmm

CLeAtHead:

Churches are some of the most boring Bland Places on Earth


Gurl there's no fun in being Safe. I live for Danger

Nah I don't think you have found the right one..keep looking

I went yesterday and the preacher had my attention for the whole sermon...you know how hyperactive I am lol, that is an incredible feat

FriedPlantain:



MrsPhyno is obviously getting too old too fast as the days pass by, if not, witches like her shouldn't be caught levitating around, she should be flying. Such an old witch!

Abeg warn her o...always disturbing like say she be one small sisi...better get a broom and sweep her from the roof before she destroys your destiny there..

CUM4WHAT:
d only 'anybody' in ? Is you. I got no1 else... Wah if i say i see d world thru you (0_0) gurgle. Meaning i see every1 through and in you.... Too Stubborn? Hahahahahaha if only yu knw cum4wha.t ..... A gem cannot hide and no1 wud lyk to walk-away 4rm it.

Im sorry, you have completely lost me lol I have no idea what you said. Please elucidate

MrsPhyno:

na u o. if i had just commented and left it would have been fine

their red flags were raised when i cc'ed u

i hope u've eaten this night so ur head will be clear.... cause we all know how u get without ur precious food
unlike babes like me that care about our figures

Yeahhh right! trying to feign innocent..smh for your snail farm upbringing

Yeah I ate really well...I feel good for now..

LOL whatever keep starving yourself there...you want to collect an American man over there or what...go away mehn they don't want you..

CLeAtHead:

That was just the switch that flipped my anger. I wasn't too excited to go.

"For every soul that falls 69 will rise"-Adolf Hitler

Seun is soo far up Tonto's ass I doubt he'll read this comment or care

Actually Adolf Hitler made no such comment

Yeah I get you. Im always looking for some excuse not to go, but I am always glad when I go and I regret it when I don't

Lol no comment to the rest of your comment, just be careful sha!

FriedPlantain:
I'm beginning to suspect Gurgle to be a witch, she no dey ever sleep for night.

MrsPhyno possibly is possibly her nemesis, they are always at loggerhead most time.

Yeah, I just said that.

Lol if I be witch na you be my chief Warlock

Anyway we all know MrsPhyno na Witch of Witches...in fact im sure shes levitating above your house right now mtchew..