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My advise:

Closeness breeds love. That's the reason you thought you
love the student. And to make it worse, you may have slept
with her.

Now, find out when you will have maybe two weeks leave
in your office. Prepare with the UK gal and visit her. Spend
two weeks with her. What you will experience will change
your life.

By that time, you will know whom to call your wife and
marry.

Hmm, boys they react oo!

E bi like say una dey jealous women o.

@ MRbrownJAY, did your gf hurt you recently?
I can see fire burning in you. Take heart!

@ cyberfreak

I no dey flatter you. I mean it. Your heart must
be made of "kpomo". Lol.

No blame d.diamonds, she is one of the gals I'm
advising govt to open university for we men to learn.

She is just playing her natural role. Hope you got what
I mean?

@ d.diamond

Cool!

@ cyberfreak

You dey lucky and your guy too coz he
fit read your mind most times.

Women emotions make us men never to
know you gals very well.

Govt suppose open University where to study
about una. I no joke at all o!

@cyberfreak

I for say o. Anyway, it's good for you sha.

All these women emotional wahala no be
urs. That's cool!

@ cyberfreak

Then, you must be a tomboy.

Abi, I lie?

@ djcrucifix

So, you mean your babe trap don catch prey.

Lucky her!

@ Hotchyk

Thanks but no hang your man because e no measure up.

We are imperfect human being still striving for perfection.

Cheers

@ gabriel4u

That one na for another day. Just they digest this one.

Thanks sha

You better go learn am or ask your babe make she teach you.

Ha ha hah

1. Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

2. Girls like to be told that they?re beautiful, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. It just gives more meaning.

3. Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it.

4. Girls talk about EVERYTHING with their girlfriends. So that means, you?re possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you?re a Greek god, which you?re not.

5. When girls are online, they want the guy to instant message them first, and they literally burn up inside when they?re not messaged. Of course, when they are messaged, they play it all cool and go ?oh, hey? as if they just discovered your message.

6. Girls have a thing for guys who dress GQ.

7. Girls love it when guys are over 6 feet.

8. Girls find it awfully attractive when guys wear just a white t-shirt and jeans and yet they happen to look awesome in it.

9. Remember. Sense of humor. GIRLS LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH.

10. Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. So put on that deodorant and clip those nails!

11. Girls love guys who know how to dance.

12. Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist.

13. Girls go crazy when a guy smells good.

14. Girls hate cocky guys.

15. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they?re attracted to you, but are afraid that they?ll be showing too much.

16. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON.

17. Girls have a thing for guys who sport blazers with a destroyed tee underneath.

18. Girls have a thing for guys who have messy sex hair.

19. Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration.

20. When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever.

21. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements could make a girl?s year. No joke.

22. Girls get embarased easily, even if guys don?t know what the hell just happened.

23. Girls daydream about their crushes. Like getting married, going on dates, kissing, etc. They just don?t show it.

24. Girls HATE players.

25. Guys who can sing are a major turn on.

26. Guitarists are sexy.

27. When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. Don?t give her advice unless she asks for it.

28. When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be alright.

29. Girls love it when guys say their name.

30. Girls don?t like short tempered guys.

31. Sometimes girls just wish that guys would notice when they get a new haircut or if they?re wearing eyeliner.

32. When a girl calls you her loser or her dork, it usually means she?s attracted to you.

33. Girls find it a lot more romantic if you just fall asleep with them holding them with your arms rather than having a night of hot kinky sex.

34. Girls will never say I love you unless you say it first. But that doesn?t mean she doesn?t want to scream it from the top of her lungs.

35. Girls love confidence.

36. Girls don?t like rock-hard guys. They like to know that guys can have a sensitive side too.

37. There comes a time when girls have needs too. Enough said.

38. A girl will cry over you a lot more than you think.

39. A girl?s wounds can last awhile. And when I say awhile, I mean awhile.

40. Girls hate guys who smell bad.

41. When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her.

42. Girls don?t like it when you think other women are hot and say it so.

43. Eyeliner is a girl?s essential product. Don?t ever try to take it away from her.

44. Girls hate it, absolutely HATE IT when guys don?t keep their promises. It throws them over the top.

45. Every girl fantasizes about her wedding. Her dress, her flowers, her shoes, her hair. More than you think.

46. Girls hate it when other guys flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony.

47. Girls will save instant message conversations when they like a guy.

48. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey?s kiss will mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday.

49. Every girl think she?s pretty in one way or another. They just won?t admit it.

50. Girls are VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS when it comes to their looks. No makeup is a very sensitive topic to them.

Let me tell you the truth of the matter. ATM cards can be cloned
- especially Magnetic type - and that is the reason InterSwitch
is working on chip type.

Also, if a fraudulent person got the number on your ATM card,
they can use a software online to decode your pin. So, your pin is
useless if your ATM card no. has gone out. Those hackers will use
your ATM card details to buy recharge cards online, print it and
sell at a very price to vendors.

Howe do they get such info?

It might be from an insider in the bank or your relations.

They clone websites of banks and send email to you claiming
your account is problematic. You will be asked to fill a form
whereby your ATM card number and pin are revealed.

You are sent a text message from MTN, Glo, Etisalat, Zain or even
from your bank that you won a prize. To claim your prize, you should
text your ATM card pin and number. They may even ask you to go to a
cloned website.

My sincere advice:

If you are opening a bank account, open a fresh email account and
never use it to send email to anyone or post something online. Then,
use such email address when filling your bank account forms including
other online accounts like Liberty Reserve, PayPal, etc. This will
make it impossible for your email address to be extracted with email
extractor so that they can send rubbish email to you. If you don't
post online, how can someone send email that your account is problematic
to you? It's impossible.

Activate sms alert on your account. At least, if you don't authorize
any withdrawal, you can see the sms alert and rush to your nearest
branch to disable your ATM card.

If you ever receive text message or email that your bank account is
problematic, please don't reply or go to any website. Just rush to
your bank branch and confirm. Or if it's prize money from MTN, Zain,
Glo or whatever, please go to their nearest office to confirm or call
their customer care center.

Be wise.

I rest my case.