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Religion / Re: Man Gives £480 Million To Church In 'Pact With God' by GurusForum: 7:34pm On Mar 22, 2010
I love this article. He did a great thing. How many Nigerians will do such when our politicians are busy packing dollars to obodo oyibo.

Thumbs up Man!
Romance / Re: What's Really Going On In The Mind Of Babes? by GurusForum: 11:22pm On Mar 13, 2010
@ Poster

My advice: Forget the bitch and go back to the states. If you marry her, she will do the same thing. She doesn't have respect at all. Even when she knows you are around, she still messes up. Go back to the states and marry a Nigerian there or black American.

If not, the devil will still make her f**k around when you get her in. More so, you will not forget that incidence till the end of your life. Any time she pisses you off, you will feel like killing her.

That's my advice.

Good luck!
Romance / Re: Father Made His Daughters Pregnant 18 Times by GurusForum: 12:40pm On Mar 11, 2010
Make you help me ask that useless father. What pleasure is he deriving from such act?
Romance / Re: Father Made His Daughters Pregnant 18 Times by GurusForum: 11:19am On Mar 11, 2010
If you check around very well, you may discover that
such evil has been there for a long time. It's just
that they made this one public.
Romance / Re: Father Made His Daughters Pregnant 18 Times by GurusForum: 12:11am On Mar 11, 2010
Na end time signals.
Romance / Father Made His Daughters Pregnant 18 Times by GurusForum: 11:44pm On Mar 10, 2010
Two women who were repeatedly raped and violently abused by their father, bearing him seven children over 25 years, were given a formal apology by child protection agencies on Wednesday for systemic failure.

The admission was made during the publication of an executive summary into a review of the case, which acknowledged the family concerned had had contact with 28 different public agencies and 100 members of staff over 35 years.

No one has been sacked or disciplined for the catalogue of errors, the multiple agencies involved said at a joint press conference in Derby where they lined up to apologise.

The 56-year-old father from Sheffield, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is serving a life sentence for repeatedly raping his daughters, whom he made pregnant a total of 18 times. He was jailed in 2008.

The man, whose crimes have been likened to those of the Austrian rapist Josef Fritzl, fathered seven children with the women, two of whom are severely disabled.

The review heard how he moved his family 67 times to keep his crimes secret.

In November, Sheffield Crown Court heard the abuse started when the women were aged between eight and 10.

If they refused their father's advances, they were badly beaten and sometimes held to the flames of a gas fire.

Sheffield and Lincolnshire's Safeguarding Children Boards apologised unreservedly for failing to help the two women, insisting lessons had been learned and systems changed.

"We want to apologise to the family at the heart of this case. It will be clear that we failed this family," said Sue Fiennes, independent chair of Sheffield Safeguarding Children Board.

"This report will not make comfortable reading for any of the organisations concerned with the family. We are all committed to working relentlessly to do all we can to minimise the risk of this happening again and indeed we have taken action."

At a joint press conference in Derby the numerous agencies involved say they were all to blame.

"No individual has been dismissed, or disciplined, or sacked. We failed this family because of an accumulation of acts that lead to a collective failure," said Chris Cook, Independent Chair of Lincolnshire Safeguarding Children Board.

"We are genuinely sorry. We should have protected you."

(Editing by Steve Addison/Keith Weir)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100310/tuk-uk-britain-rape-fa6b408.html
Romance / Romantic Ideas For A Memorable Valentine's Day! by GurusForum: 6:51pm On Feb 11, 2010
Hey NLanders

I stumbled upon an eBook that gave out some useful
insights on what you can do to make your Valentine's
Day rock.

So, I'm sharing it with you guys right away. Just
visit: www. TinyURL . com/LuvInTheAir to see
the tips for free.

Happy Valentine!
Politics / Re: Vice President Congratulates Gov. Obi by GurusForum: 9:15am On Feb 08, 2010
Yes indeed! He needs our support.
Romance / Re: Is It Proper For My Girlfriend To Sleep In A Guys House? by GurusForum: 9:10am On Feb 08, 2010
What makes a relationship to work is trust.

To give you any advice, I will have to throw
some questions back to you. What is your
relationship with this babe of yours like? I
mean, can you sit down and think out what
really made the relationship thick?

You have dated her for 2 years now but it
seems to me you don't know her very well.
Coz if you do, you won't ask such question
to NLanders.

For example, one of my friends married his long
time girlfriend who can hug anybody on the street.
She hugs all his guy's friends and can even sleep
in your house once she believes you can be trusted.
She has a free mind and doesn't fear anything.

But my guy understand the type of woman he is
dating and is not much concerned about what
she does coz he trusts her. He has come to
understand her nature because he knows what
he wants.

Poster, you babe may be or not be sleeping with
the guy she slept in his house. The answer to this
question lies with you. Can you define the type of
person she is?

Instead of basing your actions on assumption, why
not invite her for a weekend and psyche her?

Use your brain this time. Marriage is for a lifetime.
So, do whatever your instinct tells you after some
deep investigations.

Take care!
Politics / Vice President Congratulates Gov. Obi by GurusForum: 7:29am On Feb 08, 2010
Things are beginning to show up in Nigeria. This morning I
heard over the network news where both Prof. Chukwuma
Soludo and the Vice President Goodluck Jonathan congratulating
Gov. Peter Obi over his landsliding victory in Saturday's
governorship election.

This is a welcome development. I think, they showed maturity
by accepting the election the way it is.
Politics / Re: Senate Directs Yar' Adua To Hand Over by GurusForum: 1:39pm On Jan 29, 2010
I'm very sorry for this country. Just take a look at our
so-called senators and their manipulations.

What of our journalists? Nothing to write home about.
Where are investigative journalism? If the bull, ts in
the national assembly are not performing, a journalist
should carry out a deep investigation of health status
of the president and report to the world.

Then, the whole would react.
Religion / Re: Who is your Favorite Popular Pastor or Preacher in Nigeria? by GurusForum: 10:23pm On Jan 28, 2010
Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka is my no. 1
Religion / Police Discovers Human Parts In Osun Shrine: by GurusForum: 5:25pm On Jan 28, 2010
In the end time a lot of bizarre occurrences are expected to be happening, all in the name of religion, with the calculated attempt to mislead, swindle and maim the unsuspecting victims who are supposedly their followers. Investigations conducted by huhuonline.com showed that a replica of Okija shrine far away in Anambra State has been discovered in Ido-Osun in Egbedore Local Government Area of Osun State.

Huhuonline.com gathered that the traditional ruler of the town, Oba Aderemi Adedapo Sapoyoro and policemen led the people of the town to the shrine discovered on the parcel of land on the Ido-Osun abandoned Federal government site. The policemen forced the shrine open where the skeleton of the supposed founder was recovered.
Several skulls and human parts were also recovered in the shrine. The name of the founder of the shrine as at press time was given as Jacob Adebayo Oladele.

Moreover, the assumed current leader of the shrine, Oluwaloni Oladele (Ms), who tried to save her head from the wrath of the law claimed that the place was a church and that they worshipped God. She added that the founder of the church was their Jesus Christ, claiming that he transformed and would soon re-appear.She gave the name of the church as Millennium Gospel Mission (MGM). According to her, members of the group do not worship in the day but in the night. She gave the name of the founder as Jacob Adebayo Oladele.No fewer than 15 members of the sect were arrested by the police in connection with the incident. The people of the community had complained to Oba Adedapo who later invited the leader of the group to his palace for questioning.

Continuing, Ms. Oladele said further that the founder of the group was their own Jesus Christ, adding that people come to the place from across the country to receive ‘blessings’ and ‘anointing’. While speaking, Oba Adedapo said that the land where the group was using as shrine belonged to government and that they took no permission from him. He said that his subjects that were using the place to farm had been driven away by the group who created fears in the minds of people by issuing a warning to the people of the community to steer clear of the area or face severe consequences.

Confirming the incident, Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO) of Osun State, Mr Clement Akinola said men of the command stormed the shrine to effect the arrest in order to put a stop to the incessant harassment the members of the community often face and to also ensure the protection of lives in and around that axis. He assured that the police would ensure that all culprits are brought to book. According to him the shrine, was discovered by a combined team of men of the Osun State Police Command, was located within the premises of the Ido-Osun Aerodrome, an abandoned federal government project in the state.

The team was led by Assistant Commissioner of Police in charge of the state Criminal Investigation Department (SCID), Mr. Adeyemi Gbolahan (ACP).
No fewer than 15 persons, including nine women were arrested by the police, who stormed the shrine.

Traditional ruler of the community, Oba Adedapo Aderemi Saporoyo, said the discovery was as a result of painstaking investigation into the nocturnal activities of members of the sect who are claiming to be members of Millennium Gospel Mission, the devotees identified the decomposed body as that of the founder of the sect, Jacob Adebayo Oladele, who they claimed, hailed from Ijero in Ekiti State.

One of the devotees said the body was preserved as a sign of reverence and is daily worshipped by members as a demonstration of their faith that the body has transformed to higher plane, insisting that the late founder is the Saviour.
The devotees, who erected permanent structures in the thick bush, also decorated the entire shrine, made up of a sacred altar where the body of the founder was placed, covered the vicinity with red clothes and insignia, thus making it a no-go area for residents of the sleepy town of Ido-Osun.

Ido-Osun is a community, 10 minutes drive away from Osogbo, the state capital. Huhuonline.com also gathered that some big-wig politicians in Osun state and outside the state also come for spiritual consultation in the shrine mostly in the dead night, as the time of their worship as is designed for nights and darkness, just as their religion dictates.

However, (almost in a similar manner) in Kaduna State, there exist a ‘church’ where strange marriages are held, young girls are purportedly ‘‘married to Jesus’’ at various ceremonies held within the church premises. Huhuonline.com through a phone chat gathered that young ladies who seem frustrated with life, are those who are engaged in this marriage, where only the bride wears the normal white wedding gown with her bride maids, but without a groom. The officiating ministers conduct a proper marriage procession without a man standing by the side of the bride, the marriage register is signed amidst joy, singing and dancing by few friends of the bride and church members, and the wedding reception takes place outside the church premises.

According to a source in Kaduna the church was said to be owned by an Igbo woman in her late 40s, is alleged to have a great influence over her church members, so much that the girl to be married out, does not invite her parents. It was gathered that the church is being used as a cover up to lure young and frustrated ladies into secret societies. Only few friends and family friends are allowed by the church authorities to attend the wedding, because the ladies have been brain-washed and hypnotized not to invite family members. Questions are now being asked as to what happens to these girls after the wedding. Are they now under the spell of the so-called church? Are they spiritually betrothed to some to some evil forces? Do ‘spiritual husbands’ sleep with these girls in the night? These are the questions on the lips of many perturbed Nigerians.


Wonders Shall Never END!
Romance / Re: Will You Mourn Your Boy Friend For 3months? by GurusForum: 3:24pm On Jan 23, 2010
Abi? Hmm, girls is it true?
Romance / Re: Will You Mourn Your Boy Friend For 3months? by GurusForum: 3:04pm On Jan 23, 2010
@ The Amaka.

Why? But you claimed you loved him.
Romance / Will You Mourn Your Boy Friend For 3months? by GurusForum: 2:55pm On Jan 23, 2010
Hey babes in the house,

If something bad happens to your guy (God forbid), will you mourn him for 3 months at least by wearing some black stuffs,  you know what I mean?
Health / Rickets Rise For Inactive Children by GurusForum: 10:36am On Jan 22, 2010
From Yahoo News:

Changing lifestyles among children is leading to a Vitamin D deficiency and a rise in cases of rickets, medical experts have said.


They said youngsters were spending more time indoors on their computers rather than previous generations who spent time playing outside with their friends.

Two medical experts have called for Vitamin D to be added to milk and other food products.

They said modern diets often lack Vitamin D and this could be a big reason - along with changing lifestyles - for the increasing health problems, in particular rickets in children.

Writing a clinical review in the latest issue of the British Medical Journal, Professor Simon Pearce and Dr Tim Cheetham, of Newcastle University, call for a change in public health policy.

Prof Pearce, a professor of endocrinology, said: "Kids tend to stay indoors more these days and play on their computers instead of enjoying the fresh air.

"This means their Vitamin D levels are worse than in previous years.

"A change in public health policy is required. Health professionals have been slow to deal with this problem, even though we have known about it for a while.

"Some measures have been taken but the number of patients still presenting with symptoms of Vitamin D deficiency shows we have a long way to go."

Rickets, where children develop painful and deformed bow-legs and do not grow properly, is a condition linked with poverty, starvation, Victorian times or those in the developing world - not with 21st century Britain.


NLanders, what do you think?
Phones / Re: Beware Of The Following Phone Numbers: by GurusForum: 1:04am On Jan 21, 2010
You got to read this NLders.

This is how they are getting the numbers. They are
making money out of it ooooo

Click the link below to see what I mean

http://www.maxtis.com/index.php?lang=en&mod=faq
Phones / Re: Beware Of The Following Phone Numbers: by GurusForum: 10:26pm On Jan 20, 2010
I'm happy that someone patriotic has
announced this here to NLders before me.

I have been getting their useless falshes
since last week and I thank God I didn't
call them.

It was on this week Monday that a victim
narrated his ordeal with such animals.

Then, it dawned on me that fraudsters
have designed another route to defraud
innocent people on their MTN lines.

So, I wrote all my subscribers and clients
immediately never to call those numbers.

@poster, you did a great job here.

Thanks.
Romance / Re: 50 Universal Truth About Men by GurusForum: 1:26pm On Jan 20, 2010
Yes oooo!
Romance / Re: 50 Universal Truth About Men by GurusForum: 12:43pm On Jan 20, 2010
Abi? Thanks sha.
Romance / 50 Universal Truth About Men by GurusForum: 12:32pm On Jan 20, 2010
1. Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.

2. I’ll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.

3. I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise.

4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.

5. When you speak softly, I can’t help but listen.

6. I need to be told “no” sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again reminds me that you are expensive.

7. Please don’t ask me how you look unless you’re willing to trust my answer.

8. My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.

9. When you’re happy with me I can’t help but want to please you.

10. If I don’t feel I can make you happy, it makes me feel less than a man.

11. I expect you to be ready when I pick you up.

12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy.

13. I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.

14. If you can’t stand up to me when I’m a brat, you’re too weak for me to open up to when I’m upset.

15. Sitting quietly next to me after you’ve made me a meal is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free ticket. You’ll be surprised how quickly I can forgive.

16. You did something hurtful. If I never bring it up, I’m considering leaving you.

17. I don’t read minds. Remember, I’m not a woman.

18. You may know fashion, but I wish you’d dress to please me, not other women.

19. If I’m losing my hair, it’s not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight?

20. When I talk to you about golf and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I’ve listened to you talk about what is important to you.

21. The woman I love is easy to please. She appreciates the effort I put into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.

22. You look hot in a dress.

23. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel like you're my mother.

24. If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.

25. During sex, my ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my touch.

26. I need some type of signal or clue to walk across the room and approach you. What if you’re married!?

27. It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.

28. It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.

29. Being respected is more important to me that being loved.

30. I want every man to envy me when we arrive as a couple. Please don’t let yourself go.

31. When I’m upset I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more important than what you say.

32. I hate it when you minimize, ignore or tell me I don’t mean my compliments. It makes me want to stop giving them.

33. I’m more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect so much?

34. I don’t always know how I feel. That’s why I don’t tell you.

35. I don’t need you to do things for me. What I crave is being able to please you.

36. If I do one thing and say something contradictory – go with my actions – that will always tell you what’s in my heart.

37. I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at me without asking for something (like a favor).

38. I really don’t want to hear about any of your ex-boyfriends, regardless of the point.

39. If I don’t share what I’m thinking, it’s because I don’t think you will listen without interrupting.

40. I don’t like to argue and I don’t like to guess what’s wrong. Just tell me so I can fix it.

41. I love it when you put your hair in a pony tail. Yes, it’s a Freudian thing.

42. Don’t ask me, “Are you going to wear that?” when I’m already dressed.

43. A gentleman should always be respected by his lady in public, even if she is disagreeing with him.

44. If you don’t believe you’re pretty, you won’t believe me when I tell you, no matter how many times I say it.

45. It isn’t how much you weigh, it’s that your body is proportionate, which is so attractive.

46. Sometimes I have weird, strange or very sexual thoughts. I don’t take them seriously and I don’t want to share them with you (or anyone).

47. Sometimes you really don’t want to know what I’m thinking.

48. If you cheat on me, it is nearly impossible for me to get over it.

49. I don’t remember everything about our relationship but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.

50. I need some time to myself to calm down when I’m upset so that I don’t say something I will regret.
Romance / Re: Why Do Innocent Looking Girls Hang Out With Yahoo Yahoo Boys? by GurusForum: 3:50pm On Jan 14, 2010
@freecocoa

Abi u wan date them for their money?
Romance / Re: Why Do Innocent Looking Girls Hang Out With Yahoo Yahoo Boys? by GurusForum: 3:13pm On Jan 14, 2010
@ d.diamond

You are right. They use those babe pics for their jobs

But why those babes day still hang out with them?
Abi na di money or dey dem brainwash those babes
like their victims?
Romance / Re: Why Do Innocent Looking Girls Hang Out With Yahoo Yahoo Boys? by GurusForum: 1:17pm On Jan 14, 2010
Coz they look like one.
Romance / Why Do Innocent Looking Girls Hang Out With Yahoo Yahoo Boys? by GurusForum: 1:05pm On Jan 14, 2010
It has come to my observation that most innocent
looking girls love to hang out with yahoo yahoo boys.

It seems like money but it's not. Some of these babes
came from rich family?

Anyway, why is to so? I want you guys to tell us why.
Romance / Re: >>> 50 Things Boys Don`t Know About Girls <<< by GurusForum: 11:36am On Jan 14, 2010
But the write up did generalize certain issues about girls and they are true.

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