Enegod:
The "RIP to the dead" crew

Lol I understand you but I don't think they are common to 90% of comments on frontpage but you'll mostly find 6 out 8 from on each thread from what I posted.

8 Types of people you will find on nairaland frontpage.

1. The space bookers

The number one types goes to the space bookers. These set of people rush to book space with some funny characters as if someone is pursuing after their success of being the first to comment on the frontpage, and after the topic hit frontpage, they quickly edit it but no thanks to those fast eye observers that quickly quote them and expose their fowl yansh i tag them Russians, they're even faster than M60 riffle guns when they type this funny characters like 'j', 'm', 'yes', 'jj', 'lol', 'o'. I tag these set of people "landlord owners"

2. The first to comment(FTC) fanatics

These set of people only rush for the FTC position, some of them will type Little or no words, irrelevant, meaningless comment just to type that FTC... Before I was conversant with Nairaland and its comment, I used to think the owners pay people for being the first to comment but I was wrong after some time which makes me think w.t.h is with these guys and FTC? Is there any medals for that? :-/

3. The advertisement crew

I will simply tag this people missed-roads or simply derailers. They simply type short word not more than ten letters followed by their advertisement. I was reading about a news of a dead man on frontpage only to see "lol" as a comment followed by his advertisement.. Why na please adjust, not cool.

4. The political die-hard fans
This set of people I called them political tugs of nairaland.. In fact they are ready to curse if possible e-gun you if you dare tell them not to type their sai buhari, Gej till whatever they like. Ban them and you're in for a shocker as they would come up with another moniker. Sometimes they go off topics just because they want to hail their boss or political gods.

5. The warlords
Na this people I fear pass oo... "Their own stop is start" when they indulge in an unnecessary argument or fight with people on nairaland, you'd better keep it cool and leave mods to do their jobs, else they find way to attack you too. They can go as far as 3pages of fight, war, abuse etc.

6. The woman-wrappers, toasters, complimentary crews
I can't go a day without seeing these set of peeps, they quickly notice pictures of girls that are cute and quote them to quickly compliment them then the derailing just got started with some funny wooing lines. They can also go a page or two with their funny gesticulating lines.

7 The Oxford graduate scholars

This set of peeps I called the real oyinbo's, in fact they sabi English pass the English man himself. They're on frontpage to quickly set eyes on grammatical errors and find a way to get likes by using style to correct someone. And an irony of this is; another person will correct them after accusing and correcting someone of his/her mistake And who told you errors are meant not to be made... If a whole CNN doesn't know where Nigeria is on the world map, who are you to come form Soyinka for?

7 The popular peeps

You'll mostly see them virtually on every topics on nairaland. An awards has to been giving to these set of peeps for their Immerse contributions to the frontpage.

8 The Sensible peeps

I just love to see their comments. You'll never find any fault or wrong in their comments, they don't do all above but stick to topics and issue at hands. They don't shout nor indulge in any unnecessary argument. They comment and go minding their biz...


Which categories do you fall into? Don't lie oo

PS: You'll see what I am saying now

No answer yet, maybe when it enter frontpage, someone will surely get it.

Cc:Lalasticlala Obinoscopy farano

Got a clue?

Let's know... .

dollydolly:
So op my name makes u laugh hard?

Yes na

Yes, considering the economy and it is a gradual process.

chengfu:
OP why is chengfu not on the list or u want me to go Jet-li on you

You mean e-kungfu?

slimbiggy:
OP MUST BE HIGH ON VITAMIN C TABLETS.

YOU MUST DEFINITELY BE SUFFERING FROM OPTICAL CATARRH AS MY NAME NO DEY HERE.

Lol

justi4jesu:



Some people don carry you for mind oh, Op watch your back

Lol but their e-juju no fit work for me na

Jonwesley:
A sample of 100 monikers out of excess of million monikers, very poor probability sampling I would say.

You have no job. What is sweet about the moniker without meaningful contributions.

The sweetness of the others is the reason why you can't call it easily. That is innovation, uniqueness and class.

Will you give me a job to do?

IYANGBALI:
wetin be sorry?abeg go add am jo,you think say he easy for the mods to always look out for me to ban?

Hahaha no be small thing ooo

Abduletudaye:
Where's my moniker?? After buying land severally on FTC?? PDP and APC is paying the OP... loooool

Lol, how many land u Don aquire now?

IYANGBALI:
Op your list is incomplete without iya ngbali,google it and ask Seun,we make it happen here

Lol sorry ma'am

Harbosede02:
Mtchewwwwwwuuu

Don't be hard on yourself madam... It's just a list na... Oya smile

tosyne2much:
guyANDROID1 I sight u oooo

Welcome 2much

Timijo:
@guyAndroid1, God save u say my name no dey there because I don dey sharpen my cutlass before.

Abeg ooo...

okonelfg:
even dis poor list i no fit mek,which one i dey com mek, op d kind money wey i go use slap ur face still dey count for atm machine

Lmao....

alberto2k:
Mehn.. My name is missing

I just bath finish and my boxers is missing too

According to scale of preference, i'll goan look for my missing boxers and forget abt my name missing on that list

Lol lol my belle

ishiamu:


If you no see my moniker ISHIAMU then you must be blind

I am blind, that's why I used Google Glass to search for the names lol

ichidodo:
Rubbish....Flawed opinion from a myopic Op.

Thank you.

Olutola88:
It's conspicuous that the romance section is your home

Yeah because most of it enter frontpage and I do read from frontpage mostly.

ritababe:
Op u nor get work

Yeah, you're right coz I am having a break from work right now... The reasons for the topic.

chinchong:
op....what of "irun obo" thatease pussy hair?

Check very well, you'll see it from the funny handles

buygala:



dude go siddon jor... your name no suppose dey dia now


Since 2012, you could just get 8291 likes and you still dey proud on top

I just registered exactly 1 month ago and I already have 7 thousand likes, and I am not flustered that my name wasnt mentioned

90% of the peeps mentioned can't even stand head to head with me on this forum , but the boss doesn't scream

You be real man I swear... No beefing... Correct you.

jimohibrahim:

don't you get it.. he likes you... lol.

Hahaha... I don't do online(proxy) love things abeg

farano:
I'm blushing! Thanks dearie

Lol! You welcome

DesChyko:


No mind am.. See my own list

1. Pinkiedearie.
2.









Ehm....









2. Others

Lol

Orijin101:
hehehehe ..... Ah see you bro
One orijin for you

Lol

kilokeys:
what happened to kilokeys
eye dey pain op o..

Lol! Bro, I got my research mostly from front page comments.. Am sorry

Cute handled (this are the names that makes me smile a lil whenever I read their comments from homepage) I term em cute because they still read meaning to my brain.

1. farano - so much love this cute name, easy to pronounce.
2. ivyy
3. Ymodulus - makes me remember young modulus in physics
4. OCTAVO
5. Justwise
6. cococandy
8. rokiatu
9. yemicoal
10. tosyne2much - the guy is 2much
11. LaurelP
12. marieolae
13. Ipledge
14. Airforce1
15. Yungwizzy
16. braine
17. Yomieluv
18. AbuMikey
19. Tallesty1
20. dechandel
21. Danhumprey
22. Logicalmind
23. FrancisTony
24. TrishaP
25. AfricanApple
26. cocoberry
27. Ishilove
28. Javanian
29. Cooljoe
30. Missmossy
31. Neldrizzy
32. berem
33. ROZZAYY
34. Obiagelli
35. omenka
36. vickyO
37. Afam4eva
38. free2ryhme
39. debosky
40. 2sexy
41. diddydiva
42. MzLaurel
43. iceberylin
44. naijaboiy
45. safarigirl
46. Tolexander
47. Rilwayne001
48. jaybee3
49. freecocoa
50. DJdollar - R. I. P

After being on nairaland for some time now, I always come across some funny and cute names/handles from the homepage comments which I can't help but to laugh hard or smile whenever I come across this set of handles.

Note: I am not stalking on any one of them neither am I trolling on them. Just a nairalander opinions. And I also think they are one of the most popular handler on nairaland.

Please if your name ain't here, I am sorry as I can't mention every name but the one's I do come across often.

Here, 100 List of funny, cute handles on nairaland.

Funny handled .( can't really fathom their meaning so I tag them in funny names coz anytime I try to pronounced em while reading comments makes me lol hard.)

1. OREMUSSANCTUS
2. sinaj
3. Enegod
4. Orijin101
5. Searching4love what?
6. Irunobo hahaha
7. MrCork lmao
8. Acidosis lol
9. lirusehn
10. LieDetector lol
11. RedBenson lol asin cigar
12. lalasticlala
13. Truckpusher hahaha
14. dollydolly lol
15. emusmith - asin palm wine Smith
16. Unibenstudent - lol
17. Ghostlady - lolz
18. Amefrica - for where?
19. englishmart - don't grab this
20. MadCow1
21. Baddestguyp
22. Kachisbarbie - meaning?
23. Zubby77 - zuby duby du lol
24. pickabeau1
25. prettythicksme
26. AjanleKoko - lol
27. Chaircover
28. CyberWolf lol, u be NASA?
29. diehard - or get rich
30. barcanista - meaning?
31. boolet - haha
32. sapien
33. 3coins
34. Obinoscopy
35. Dygeasy
36. MizMyColi
37. runzlord
38. diluminati
39. mukina2
40. Jarus
41. acidtalk
42. cramjones
43. Jacksparrow
44. justi4jesu so funny
45. musKeeto hahaha
46. Houseofglam7
47. onila
48. Demdem
49. VirginFinder
50. 5minsmadness