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Premier League Taunts Dictionary.
‼️ Chalobah means Own Goal.
‼️ Nunez means to Miss
‼️ Pulisic means Injury
‼️ Fulham means Landlord
‼️ Homeless/Tenants means Chelsea
‼️ Joao Felix means Red Card
‼️ Haaland means Tapin
‼️ De Bruyne means Assist
‼️ Werner means Offside
‼️ Vawulence means Vawulence.
‼️ Martinez means Shortly
‼️ Aubameyang means Somersault
‼️ Ziyech means Cross
‼️ Lampard means Sack
‼️Tuchel means Jobless
‼️ Kante means Humble
‼️ Jorginho means Penalty
‼️ Chelsea also means Consis10th

Sam 💯

💡Pep Guardiola's students Arteta,Xavi,Kompany, are all top of their league

💡Even Arsene Wenger taught Arteta and Patrick OLISE sorry Patrick Viera 😁how to play good football and how to win

🧑‍💻99.9 percent of Manchester United fans didn't know that Ten Haag was a student of Pep at Bayern Munich till Peter Drury told them when they wanted to play Manchester City 😂😂

👏Even someones legend who was sacked few days ago brought Derby County to the championship and challenged Man Utd in the FA CUP into a replay match l, use a thin Chelsea squad to qualify for Champions league saved Everton from relegation last season

⛔Here comes Alex Ferguson students Gary Neville, Paul Scholes,Rooney etc who are Sky Sports pundit while some of them are club relegators☣️

🔞🔞🔞As for Rooney who replaced Lampard at Derby County after three years finally relegated them to League 1 even DC United League 1... No wonder the R in Rooney stands for RELEGATOR❌...Not to talk of Gary Neville sef😂😂😂😂 and THIEF GUNNAR SOLSKJAER

Comrades as it stands now Manchester United can't win any trophy since any of Manchester United RELE-GENDS can't coach 😂😂😂😂😂😂

🔵IBM

ARSENAL'S MID SEASON REVIEW:

▪ Arteta moving Ben to RB is a masterclass move.
▪ Saliba returning was vital.
▪ Gabriel my player of the season so far.
▪ Zinny? Ouuf!
▪ We've got Atleti's Partey.
▪ Xhaka is class.
▪ ØM is a maestro
▪ Saka is everything you need in a winger.

▪ Martinelli is electric⚡
▪ Jesus took us to next level.
▪ Nketiah is more than a back up.
▪ Tomiyasu mr reliable.
▪ Tierney Solid to have in the team.
▪ Fabio will come good.
▪ Elneny solid enough but time to go.
▪ Sambi should be loaned out.
▪ Ramsdale reliable 👍

We have put ourselves in a very good position to win the title, with some addiction this month our chances will be boosted even more but I think it's all going to come down to mentality in the end.

Do we have that kinda mentality that will get us over there line? We"ll find out

🚨AMAZING FOOTBALL FACTS🚨

1.Germany lost the most World Cup finals in football history (4 times)

2.Juventus lost the most UCL finals in football history (7 times)

3.Cristiano Ronaldo is the only player in history to win the Ballon d'or without winning a single trophy (2013)

4.Jorge Campos is a goalkeeper who sometimes plays as a striker. He scored 46 open play goals

5.Martin Palermo missed 3 penalties in a single match...his team later lost 3-0 at full-time (1999)

6.Sinsa Mihajlovic scored 3 freekicks in a single match for Lazio (1999)

7.Gerardo Bedoya received 46 red cards in his career...Sergio Ramos received 27

8.Mark Hughes played 2 different matches in 1 day. After playing for Wales in Euros🏆qualifier, he flew to Germany to play for Bayern in DFB cup🏆 (1987)

9.Sebastian Adreu holds the record for playing for 32 different clubs😳

10.Ibrahimovic scored a bicycle kick from over 30 yards (longest bicycle kick)

11.Jone Samuelsen scored a header from over 60 yards😲 (longest header)

12.Ibrahimovic scored on his UCL debut, Eredivisie debut, La Liga debut, Serie A debut, Ligue 1 debut, EPL debut, MLS debut & his competitive Sweden debut...INSANE😮

13.In 2000, a referee blew the starting whistle...a player named "Lee Todd" exlaimed "F*¢k me, that was loud"...Boom, the ref didn't appreciate it
Instant Red Card🟥

14.In 2013, Serge Djiehoua was brought in as a substitute...he played 3 seconds, made a foul & received Red Card🟥 immediately.
He smiled as he was took off
That was his first & last game for the club

15. In 2016, a goalkeeper named Alireza Beirenvand broke the record for the longest throw in a competitive match.
He threw the ball with his hands. It travelled 61 metres⚡

16. Penalty shootout was introduced in 1970

17. Offside was introduced in 1863

18. In 1946, a cup match between Stockport and Doncaster rovers lasted for3 hours, 26 minutes They later tossed a coin to determine the winner
Big team update

🚩 #EPL Manager of the Month nominees:

🇪🇸 Arteta (Arsenal)
🇪🇸 Emery (Aston Villa)
🇮🇹 De Zerbi (Brighton)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Cooper (Nottingham)
🇩🇰 Frank (Brentford)

Blake755:
All this coaches here nah baby coaches compare to Mourinho 🧢💯

Oga Blake Mourinho na dominant...I pray CFG bring him to Manchester after Peps contract expires....

happy birthday to him sha in arrears

Hobbiton:
it is well!

Amen

⚽️ Most goals under Guardiola:

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi - 211 goals
🇦🇷 Sergio Aguero - 124 goals
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Raheem Sterling - 120 goals
🇧🇷 Gabriel Jesus - 94 goals
🇩🇪 Thomas Muller - 79 goals
🇧🇪 Kevin De Bruyne - 73 goals
🇩🇿 Riyad Mahrez – 73 goals
🇵🇱 Lewandowski - 67 goals
🇪🇸 Pedro - 58 goals
🇩🇪 Ilkay Gundogan – 51 goals

▶ Julian Alvarez (22): €21M
▶ Erling Haaland (22): €60M
▶ Cole Palmer (20): Academy
▶ Phil Foden (22): Academy
▶ Rico Lewis (18): Academy
▶ Maximo Perrone (22): €11M

€92 Millions well Spend, The future is bright at Man City 🤓😍

W/Pro Future Stars

Not authentic news ❌

Just because Cancelo, Walker, and others are off form thus seeing limited mins on the field.

The media now are taking advantage of this saying what 'they think' and nothing close to actuality.

They're all unreliable.

No way on earth can a club [under pressure to win the UCL] will think of offloading almost 5 key players in the same transfer window?

The culture at City under Pep is clear, doesn't matter who the player is, so long he's not performing to the expected standards, he will be dropped and those with energy, passion and hunger will play.

Those who watch City matches will testify that the said players are not performing to the required standards. That doesn't mean they're not needed. Of course they will come around in no time. Form is temporary, class is permanent.

Again the rumors are not authentic, the sources are unreliable ❌

Media will always write for numbers. Even a silly rumor they will take it serious and publish it.

-Kenics || MCTID || 📷 Sky Sports

Before Manchester United fans can say Bruno is better than Kevin De Bruyne he should do this

Finish top three in the ballon d'or rankings.

He should win three Premier League play maker awards.

He should win the UEFA Best midfielder of the season twice.

He should get at least three goals contribution against Real Madrid.

He should win the Premier League player of the season.

He should win provide 20 assists and score 13 goals in a single Premier League season
He should make the FIFA team of the year three times back to back.

He should win the Premier League player of the season twice.

He should win the PFA Premier League player of the year back to back.

He should make the FIFA fifpro Xi back to back
He should win the FIFA the best midfielder twice

If he can't achieve this why the comparison I didn't even talk about trophies won o because I don't use trophies to judge but he should at least achieve 50% of what Kevin De Bruyne has achieved here.

But wait Bruno Fernandes is trophyless 😭😂

🔵IBM

Manchester City, the defending premier league champions, is known as one of the wealthiest clubs in the world, which is excellent. However, it is essential to note that it is all about quality business and financial help from partners.

There is a great list of sponsors that support Manchester City with additional funding and promotion. Their global partners include; Etihad Airways, Puma, OKX, e& (formerly Etisalat), Nexen Tire, Nissan, Experience Abu Dhabi, Midea, EA Sports, Unilever, and QNET, amongst others. Their Regional partners include; Cadbury, Nestle, Leo Vegas, 8Xbet, Sportium etc. They also have local partners and official suppliers like Ballers, Majestic Wine, ESP Fitness, Sportsworld and Champneys.

With great financing from these various sources, “the Citizens” have enough costs to buy the most promising athletes from around the world. Some of the notable transfers include the ones of Jack Grealish (€100m), Kevin De Bruyne (€68m), Ruben Dias (€61m), and Erling Haaland (€51.2m). All these practices have helped Manchester City become England champions twice a row. So, next time you celebrate the victories of Man City, pay tribute to the influential brands and companies that help make their dreams of great success a reality.

©️©️ Haleemahummar

Hobbiton:
I feel you bro. It's a sad thing and people don't really know how words can hurt n also take longer time to heal

And deep down I feel bad....just gats mask the pain most of the times and act as if it's nothing...but deep down,deep down

FuckSilly:
Na my s22 display o
Very sharp

Who con ask you.. irrelevance 🤣😒😒

Yes oooo yes several times...I have knock knees,Nigerians call it k-leg🤣.I've been mocked and body shamed severally on many occasions.

Umdigi A11 3/64GB available ?...price ?

MITCHELL96:
Do you have a page? And what kind of page is it?

On Facebook...no sir

Almiron:
Ederson na waste, he needs to be replaced.

Make dem check EDS whether worthy GK dey

Jennyclay
Jeon

DestinyNigga:
U are just lucky

It ain't luck.....fate

Solofresh2:
I am actually a Chelsea fan but I can tell you a comeback game when I see one

I been din think say we wan loose three times in a row

chatinent:
Man-City no dey play at all.

Mahrez and his magic.

The Algerian Talisman delivered once again

oliverano:


The game has nothing to do with Arsenal. Totenham gave their best but City are just better and dominating the game as expected!

As usual we dey dominate

blowjohn:
I bet u only tot about the former.

Which kind experiment?
U think say na chemistry lab be this?

But even tho say na experiment....e for cost us ooo...lose three games in a row nor be beans[color=#000099][/color]

richmanrichard:
no dey rate players or coaches in small team until dem join big clubs

Then we go con see whether dem go continue with their stats/form or dem flop

Make City lock defense before bottling company go equalise

Why Pep nor out KDB nd Silva ?

richmanrichard:
he doesn't have any quality.Manchester united dogged a bullet by missing out on him

But he's stats at AVL were good that's why I think pep bought him...but the fee was fucking too big...ah ahh na Lewa..even Lewa no cost laidat

richmanrichard:
wait till 90mins.harry Kane loves scoring against City n he is yet to score

Ahbeg make Ake risk e self for yellow card mat ham for ankle

Solofresh2:
I knew it would happen and one thing is sure,City go win this game

I wanted to say first it was bad formation or lackluster defense but I checked again nd saw that everything was okay...maybe Pep don still go smoke Scottish Loud...or maybe he was experimenting a comeback...that would have cost us the table