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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester City Fan Thread: 9 times EPL Champions, 4 Times in a row by GuyFawkes7: 7:47pm On Jun 17, 2022
dfrost:
A whole CEO of Vawulence LLC? No nah... dem no know you? sad shocked huh
dfrost:
A whole CEO of Vawulence LLC? No nah... dem no know you? sad shocked huh
The thing dey pain me badllllllyyyyy

Na honeric01 or semid4lyfe na im go do this Kain wicked thing...and them be newly appoint dem as Board of directors Vawulence Industries LLC


I'm in pains.. undecided cry cry cry I feel like crying for u embarassed embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester City Fan Thread: 9 times EPL Champions, 4 Times in a row by GuyFawkes7: 7:44pm On Jun 17, 2022
dfrost:
A whole CEO of Vawulence LLC? No nah... dem no know you? sad shocked huh
The thing dey pain me badllllllyyyyy

Na honeric01 or semid4lyfe na im go do this Kain wicked thing...and them be newly appoint dem as Board of directors Vawulence Industries LLC


I'm in pains.. undecided cry cry cry I feel like crying for u embarassed embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester City Fan Thread: 9 times EPL Champions, 4 Times in a row by GuyFawkes7: 5:57pm On Jun 17, 2022
@dfrost
@Lamasta
@kyase

Dem don ban me from my sports thread ooo

@Manchester City (Global Cityzens) and © Troll With Common Sense
SportsRe: Manchester City F.C. (global Cityzens) by GuyFawkes7(op): 9:20pm On Jun 16, 2022
The reason was that I got banned...since the first time I joined NL being 2020... wow the feeling isn't funny

I've been hearing if people/writers being banned while postin a story.......nd I've been questioning my second :wats a ban,how does it feel like,wats the duration....

But yep,I'm back from the ban
SportsRe: Manchester City F.C. (global Cityzens) by GuyFawkes7(op): 9:17pm On Jun 16, 2022
Am so sorry fans for not posting updates as expected...pls accept my deepest nd most sincerest apologies

@Lamasta
@Kyase
dfrost
fergie001
SportsRe: Manchester City F.C. (global Cityzens) by GuyFawkes7(op): 9:13pm On Jun 16, 2022
Am so sorry fans for not posting updates as expected...pls accept my deepest nd most sincerest apologies
@Lamasta
@Kyase
dfrost
fergie001
LiteratureRe: This Thing Called "Crush" by GuyFawkes7(op): 6:24am On Jun 16, 2022
1.

Those who have been to higher institution will understand night class and TDB very well. Especially during exams where students spend a lot of time reading in class over the night.

So one of these nights I had prepared to go study in class till day break but around 02:00am or so I was so exhausted and left to my hostel.

Along the way I was approached by two guys. They both showed me knives and asked me to submit my phone and any other valuable with me so they won't hurt me.

I just looked at the both of them from head to toe, removed my pen �️ and showed them. When they saw my pen, guess what? They both dropped their weapon back and took to their heels.

That night I confirmed, that indeed,

The pen is mightier than the sword ⚔️
___________________________

2.

I remember the first time I went for night vigil (English people say make we no dey call am night vigil).

The first time I followed a friend to her church I didn't know it was going to be a vigil. They started as early as 07:00pm. It was around 09:00pm she was now telling me that it's vigil o. I didn't want to stay all night but I was afraid of leaving God's presence.

Around 12:00am I couldn't bear it anymore so I pinched her goodbye and left. I got home and discovered my people have closed the door. I didn't want to wake anyone so they don't start reprimanding me and ruining the night.

What did I do?

I went close to the door and started muttering some words to it quietly.

Before I knew it, the door opened, I entered inside, locked it quietly and went to sleep.

That night, I confirmed, that indeed,

Communication is key �️
_____________________________

3.

Sometimes, the breakthrough you're seeking in your life may be tied to just one small act of kindness from you to a fellow human.

I was returning from North-Bank today by bus and something spectacular happened along the way. (For my friends in other states, North-Bank is an area in Makurdi, Benue state.)

The passenger I sat with, an elderly woman, didn't know that T- fare has increased from the usual 100 naira to 150. She was having only 100 naira and the conductor wanted to be difficult so I quietly slipped 50 naira into her hand.

She thanked me, thanked me again and said,

"My child, you're going to see Breakthrough in your life today."

I said Amen with faith. Few minutes later I alighted from the bus and waved her goodbye.

Just few steps away from the bus stop, guess what?

The woman's prayer worked:

I saw Breakthrough; a childhood friend of mine �

cc:Davina Algorithm
SportsRe: Manchester City F.C. (global Cityzens) by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:21am On Jun 15, 2022
The feeling at #ManCity is that Romeo Lavia is not quite ready to step up and compete with Rodri for first-team minutes.

[via @TheAthleticUK]
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:16am On Jun 15, 2022
No 36+ years player has performed like Cristiano Ronaldo performed this season in the History of Football!

It's Fact!!
This is a man who came back to the premier League after 13 years away,Pundits doubted him ,predicted "he will be finished in the premier league" ,"premier league has changed","he can't meet up to the standards","he is too old"
But this is Cristiano Ronaldo!!! The man who has been turning doubters to believers throughout his career!!
2nd highest goalscorer in the premier league this season (2 people are 1st)
Most premier league MOTM Awards (×12)
Most premier league POTM Awards(×2)
Premier league Goal of the month(×1)
Most match winning Goals in the premier league this season
Most Hattricks in the premier league this season
Premier league Team of the season
PFA team of the season
Manchester united player of the Year
Most Manchester united MOTM(×14)
Most Manchester United POTM(×5)
Manchester united Goal of the season
UCL MOTM(×2)
Broke the Football all time Goal scoring record
Broke the international Goalscoring record

All achieved at 37 years!!
This is history
Be Proud you witnessed a man of his age doing this!!
Because nobody else can perform like this at this age!!
G.O.A.T���
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:15am On Jun 15, 2022
Hey Football Fans

Who is the Highest Goal scorer in Football history?
Cristiano Ronaldo-815 goals

Who is the All time highest Goalscorer in international Football history?
Cristiano Ronaldo-117 Goals

Who is the All time highest Goalscorer in club football history?
Cristiano Ronaldo-698 Goals

Who is the All time highest goalscorer in UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HISTORY?
Cristiano Ronaldo-140 Goals

Who is the All time Highest Assister in UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HISTORY?
Cristiano Ronaldo-41 assists

Who is the All time highest goalscorer in UEFA EUROS history?
Cristiano Ronaldo-14 Goals

Who is the Only player to win 5 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE as the top goalscorer in the Each of them?
Cristiano Ronaldo

Who was awarded PLAYER OF THE CENTURY?
Cristiano Ronaldo

Who has the MOST IFFHS TOP SCORER AWARD?
Cristiano Ronaldo

Who is the All time highest goalscorer in Real Madrid history (THE BIGGEST EUROPEAN CLUB IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL)?
Cristiano Ronaldo

Who has the most UEFA best player award?
Cristiano Ronaldo

Research who is the GREATEST STRIKER OF ALL TIME? Cristiano Ronaldo

Research who is the GREATEST WINGER OF ALL TME? Cristiano Ronaldo

He is among the GREATEST MIDFIELDERS in Premier League History!!

I Swear you will never find another player dominate these different statistics like this in the history of Football
There are no 2 Cristiano Ronaldo!!it's only one!
If you hate this man,you hate football and you hate yourself
Cristiano Ronaldo's name is written in Golden pen in the history of Football

NA WHY WE DEY CALL AM G.O.A.T!!
���
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:13am On Jun 15, 2022
CRISTIANO RONALDO

Before the knockout stage of 2016/2017 season Ronaldo was on a poor run of form scoring just 2 Goals
Then in the knockouts Real Madrid faced Bayern,Atletico Madrid and Juventus(All clubs in their prime)

QUATER FINALS AGAINST BAYERN
RONALDO scored 2 Goals(BRACE) against MANUEL NEUER in the 1st leg

RONALDO scored 3 Goals(HATTRICK) against MANUEL NEUER in the 2nd leg

SEMI FINALS
RONALDO scored 3 Goals(HATTRICK) against JAN OBLAK

FINAL
RONALDO scored 2 Goals(BRACE) against GIANLUIGI BUFFON to win the UCL for real madrid and Also became the Golden Boot winner of the Competition with 12 Goals

That's 10 Goals scored against NEUER,OBLAK,BUFFON(The 3 best Goalkeepers at that time)
They Got destroyed by One Man
His name is CRISTIANO RONALDO
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
EL BICHO
CR7
ORORO
SIUUUUUUU
���
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:13am On Jun 15, 2022
The boy from Madeira,Portugal who had a dream
To play football
At young age Cristiano Ronaldo had no money for boots,parents very poor,mum a trader,Dad a random drunkard
But the zeal never left him,he got inspired more and took to the street of Portugal to clean and sweep the streets for money
Cristiano Ronaldo said in 2014:"The people in Portugal especially my home town(Madeira) did a lot for me,supported me through the rankings,my first club ANDORRINHA even till I got promoted to SPORTING CP. Now I'm rich and famous I will give them back all in my power I can do"
And truly he has given them and continues to give them both joy on the pitch and joy outside the pitch
He donates blood to Hospitals in his hometown,donates massive money to charity

The believe he had in his self right from young age that he will be the BEST IN THE WORLD is unmatchable
Now the Records all carry his name inside
His name is the History of Football
If you think about Football,his name comes to your thoughts
CRISTIANO DOS SANTOS AVEIRO
MY IDOL
MY EVERYDAY MOTIVATION
SPORTING CP LEGEND
MANCHESTER UNITED LEGEND
REAL MADRID LEGEND
JUVENTUS LEGEND
LA LIGA LEGEND
PREMIER LEAGUE LEGEND
PORTUGAL LEGEND
WORLD LEGEND
THE G.O.A.T
���
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:12am On Jun 15, 2022
FACTS:-

⭐ Cristiano Ronaldo is the Greatest Attacker of the 21st Century

⭐Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the Greatest Midfielder of the 21st Century

� Iniesta Selected as a Midfielder(Officially by UEFA,FIFPRO,LEAGUE,UEFA Euro Cup)
15 times✅

� Xavi Selected as a Midfielder (Officially by UEFA,FIFPRO,LEAGUE,UEFA Euro Cup)
13 times✅

� Cristiano Ronaldo Selected as a Midfielder (Officially by UEFA,FIFPRO,LEAGUE,UEFA EURO Cup)
11 times✅

⬜ Luka Modric Selected as a Midfielder(Officially by UEFA,FIFPRO,LEAGUE,UEFA Euro Cup)
9 times✅

� Messi Selected as a Midfielder (Officially by UEFA,FIFPRO,LEAGUE,Copa America)
0 times ERROR 8-2✅

Only Pure Knowledgeable Football Fans can understand this post,Pogokids or messi fans Can't ��‍♀
I always show Actual Stats and Facts But Pogokids Can't Understand!

#Trollwithcommonsense
#TCS
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:05am On Jun 15, 2022
Kyase:
I concur to this appointment
Congratulations
We celebrate tonight

SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:03am On Jun 15, 2022
FACT:
©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️
⭐Cristiano Ronaldo has more Official MOTM Awards than Media GOAT.

⭐Messi has more Whoscored (Messi vs Ronaldo app), Sofascore MOTM Awards than Cristiano Ronaldo.

⭐ Messi didn't win a single MOTM against Brazil in Competitive Game.

GOAT IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2010:

� Man of the Match against Ivory Coast
� Man of the Match against North Korea
� Man of the Match against Brazil

©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️

❌ Knocked out against World Cup Winners (Spain)

But According to Pogokids Cristiano Ronaldo is nothing without Goals�.

#TrollWithCommonSense
#TCS






❌ Chelsea haven't won the Premier League for 50 years
� José Mourinho came and won it with Chelsea

❌ Inter Milan haven't won the Champions League for 45 years
� José Mourinho came and won it with Inter Milan

❌ Real Madrid haven't won the Copa del Rey for 22 years
� José Mourinho came and won it with Real Madrid

� Mourinho took the declining Madrid to 3 UCL Semi Final and won La Liga with Record 100 points.

©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️

�- Won a broken United their last trophy in the last 5 years and took them to 2nd position in EPL table!

❌ Manchester United haven't won a European Cup for 9 years
� José Mourinho came and won the Europa League with Man United

❌ Roma had never won a European Cup in their history
� José Mourinho came and won the Conference League

➡ 5 European finals
� 5 wins
✅ First coach in history to win all European Cups
✅ First manager in history to win a European trophy with 4 different Clubs.

Meanwhile there's literally NO Trophy Pep has won that the Club haven't won 3 years before or after him.
(+always with tons of money and star power)

Kindly never ever compare them.. It's demeaning to Mourinho.

If you love football, you love Mourinho. �

#TrollWithCommonSense
#TCS
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:02am On Jun 15, 2022
FACTS:
©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️
⭐ Benzema, Bale, Marcelo, Carvajal, Modric and Isco can win their 5th Uefa Champions League Title�.

⭐ Benzema can win his 1st UCL Title as the Top Scorer and Best Player����.

⭐ Anyone can win Titles but Winning Titles as the Team's Best Player is a Big Achievement.

⏺️According to Pogokids or Messi fans: "Paco Gento is better than Cristiano Ronaldo because he won Most European Cups."

©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️

Mr.TCS�: Pogokids, Gento didn't win European Cup Titles as a Key Player for Real Madrid. He didn't Contribute much to the Team's Victory.

Whereas Cristiano Ronaldo has won Most (5) UCL Titles as a Key Player for Real Madrid and Manchester United."

©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️

Mr.TCS�:"We consider Cristiano Ronaldo the King of UCL not only because of his UCL Titles but also because of his Overall Performances and Unbreakable Records. "

But Pogokids or Messi fans can't understand.
#TrollWithCommonSense
#TCS
#smilechallenge
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 11:00am On Jun 15, 2022
dfrost:
By all means before Perseus flies in with Pegasus .
The Minotaurs are ready also....pls wait lemme check of the Centaur is ready for @paulolee
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:59am On Jun 15, 2022
In vawulence we trust



dfrost:
I promise to uphold this post with all sincerity and vawulence against the Kops.

Thank you Comrade Kyase smiley

SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:57am On Jun 15, 2022
cegi:
If I'm gonna hate Ronaldo, it's because of people like you.
Take a deep breathe and go through why you wouldn't compare Ronaldo's entire career to that of Messi's.

France football?
Is that what you call the award so sort after then by Ronaldo? undecided

It's ok to prefer Ronaldo over Messi...
It's also very OK to argue that Messi isn't the greatest footballer (I don't even believe he is), however, it's poor to make less of Messi's achievements just to make Ronaldo seem superior.

SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:56am On Jun 15, 2022
⚪ Karim Benzema Stats for Club and Country in 2021/22:

⚽ � 49 Goals
⚽⭐ 12 Match Winning Goals
� 16 Assists ( Credit Goes to the Finisher)

©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️

� Achievements:
⭐ Uefa Champions League �
⭐ Uefa Nations League �
⭐ La Liga �
⭐ Spanish Super Cup�

⭐ La Liga Top Scorer
⭐ Uefa Champions League Top Scorer
⭐ La Liga Best Player
⭐ Uefa Nations League Bronze Boot
⭐ Real Madrid Player of the Season
⭐ French Player of the Season
⭐ Uefa Best Player Loading....
⭐ Fifa the Best Player Loading....
⭐ Globe Soccer Award Loading...
⭐ Ballon d'Or Award Loading....
#TrollWithCommonSense
#TCS
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:55am On Jun 15, 2022
Messi's Record in Friendly Games are just Amazing.

FACT:
©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️
Messi can win his 3rd International Friendly Trophy in his Career.

� Copa San Juan Trophy.
� Super Clasico Trophy

According to Uefa:
This Match is organized for the unity among these continents.

But some Pogokids count these Trophies as International Trophy �� or some Pogokids call them as major Trophies ���

See my Comment�
#TrollWithCommonSense
#TCS
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:54am On Jun 15, 2022
Messi's Record in Friendly Games are just Amazing.

FACT:
©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️
Messi can win his 3rd International Friendly Trophy in his Career.

� Copa San Juan Trophy.
� Super Clasico Trophy
� Finalisma Trophy Loading....

According to Uefa:
This Match is organized for the unity among these continents.

But some Pogokids count these Trophies as International Trophy �� or some Pogokids call them as major Trophies ���

See my Comment�
#TrollWithCommonSense
#TCS





GuyFawkes7:
⭐ Messi Fans are the most hilarious fans in the History.

According to Pogokids: Uefa Super Cup is a Friendly Trophy �.
Uefa Nations League is a Friendly Trophy �.

FACT:
©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️
Uefa Nations League is a Major International Trophy.

I will prove�

TCS�️:✍️
Pogokkid, the UEFA Super Cup is played every year and the statistics of the players in the UEFA Super Cup are included in the statistics of player's senior career but Pogokds can't understand.

�According to Pogokids: Olympic Medal, Finalisma, Copa San juan, Super Casico, Under 20 WC are Major Senior International Trophies

©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️

Tournaments or Games (�Example Olympic Medal, Under 20.WC, San Juan Cup, Super Clasico Cup, Finalisma Cup) whose stats are not included in a player's Senior Career are not Senior Career Trophies but these Pogokids can't understand.
#TCS
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:49am On Jun 15, 2022
dfrost:
Chai!!! If paulolee see this thread, you don enter am.

Kyase, fergie001, Lamasta... vacancies plenty for ground.

CEO taken. I dey eye CTO, Vawulence Industries LLC.
@paulolee



@dfrost...I hereby appoint u the CTO (Chief Technical Officer) of Vawulence Industries LLC

Pls uphold this position with all dignity

Vawulence Industriessssssssss

In Vawulence we trust
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:47am On Jun 15, 2022
dfrost:
Chai!!! If paulolee see this thread, you don enter am.

Kyase, fergie001, Lamasta... vacancies plenty for ground.

CEO taken. I dey eye CTO, Vawulence Industries LLC.
@paulolee

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester City Fan Thread: 9 times EPL Champions, 4 Times in a row by GuyFawkes7: 10:44am On Jun 15, 2022
dfrost:
Na so... dem go collect
Especially those Kidneypool fans.....

No offense

SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:41am On Jun 15, 2022
⭐ Messi Fans are the most hilarious fans in the History.

According to Pogokids: Uefa Super Cup is a Friendly Trophy �.
Uefa Nations League is a Friendly Trophy �.

FACT:
©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️
Uefa Nations League is a Major International Trophy.

I will prove�

TCS�️:✍️
Pogokkid, the UEFA Super Cup is played every year and the statistics of the players in the UEFA Super Cup are included in the statistics of player's senior career but Pogokds can't understand.

�According to Pogokids: Olympic Medal, Finalisma, Copa San juan, Super Casico, Under 20 WC are Major Senior International Trophies

©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️

Tournaments or Games (�Example Olympic Medal, Under 20.WC, San Juan Cup, Super Clasico Cup, Finalisma Cup) whose stats are not included in a player's Senior Career are not Senior Career Trophies but these Pogokids can't understand.
#TCS
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:40am On Jun 15, 2022
� Day by Day Messi is becoming more and more Overrated.

� My Every Post is based on Factos.

FACTS:
©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️
⭐ Messi is the Most Overrated Athlete of All Time.
⭐ Messi can't even dream to match Cristiano Ronaldo's Greatness.
⭐ Messi is nothing just a Media's favorite person.
⭐ Before Messi's Cope America Victory, Media counted Copa San Juan and Super Clasico Cup as an International Trophies.

©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️

⏺️Mafia is with Messi, they made Messi relevant by helping him to give Awards, By organizing Copa America every year, By introducing Finalisma as an International Trophy.

©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️

⏺️Mafia didn't introduce Finalisma When Portugal Won they but they introduce when Messi Won.

⏺️ Media before the Finalisma Result [ it's a Friendly Trophy] Media after the Result [its a Major International Trophy] �

Exposing on....
#TrollWithCommonSense
#TCS
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:39am On Jun 15, 2022
� According to Messi fans or Pogokids:
©️ Troll With Common Sense ✍️
� Copa America is better Tournament than Euro Cup because Argentina Defeated Italy 3-0.

� Eredivisie is better League than La Liga because Ajax Defeated Real Madrid 4-1.

I Always Expose the Logics of Pogokids.

Football fans can understand.
#TrollWithCommonSense
#TCS
SportsRe: ©️ Troll With Common Sense © by GuyFawkes7(op): 10:39am On Jun 15, 2022
Messi is banging Goals in Useless Freindlies but GOAT is scoring Goals in Uefa Nations League against Switzerland.

You can see the Difference, Who is a Stat-Padder and who is a Big Game Player.

Now Messi is a Goal Scorer �.

� Two Sides of Messi According to Pogokids:

� Messi against Small Team ⏩ GOALSCORER
�Messi in Big Games against Big Teams ⏩ PLAYMAKER �, MIDFIELDER, GOALKEEPER �

#TrollWithCommonSense
#TCS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester City Fan Thread: 9 times EPL Champions, 4 Times in a row by GuyFawkes7: 10:33am On Jun 15, 2022
dfrost:
Gbayi my man... Truce settled. Make we no troll ourselves this season ooh. We have a common enemy.
Watimagba

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