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mikuz:
Ibime
Ema Prince
Cooger
Kr0ne
Teddybiyasi

What are your thoughts? Seems like Wrongturn won't show up for the semis. Should I pair Ksslib with Guykhena or give him a free pass to the final? Abeg lets hear your thoughts. Na una get the tourney.

MizMyColi:



I vote Kiddablingzz
cc Dygeasy Mizmycoli


I vote Emperorking20
cc Teeo Mizmycoli


I vote Kwonder
cc Kachisbarbie Mizmycoli


I vote Rilwayne001
cc Ezepromoe Mizmycoli


I vote Chibwike
cc Abumikey Mizmycoli


I vote Jossi994
cc Dygeasy Mizmycoli


I vote Naijaboiy
cc Teeo Mizmycoli


I vote Kulboy
cc Kachisbarbie Mizmycoli


I vote Tosyne2much
cc Ezepromoe Mizmycoli


I vote Cwaya
cc Abumikey Mizmycoli


I vote Amefrica
cc Dygeasy Mizmycoli


I vote Chiefololade
cc Teeo Mizmycoli

Emaprince:
it seems her hubby saw it..so she modified them and deactivated her account..I suspect it might be a serious problem at their home

remember caseless qquestioning her about it and she said "I'm a married woman and I love my husband"....honestly no man will want to see his wife asking a guy if he'll suck her pu.ssy on net..forget say we vote this babe but her interest in s.ex talks puts me off!..

..na she be that rowzzay!

kr0ne:
Ok, I've seen it after which the cougar connect scam freak bumped in

coogar:
so caseless is married to rozzay?
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kr0ne:
Confirmed. But do u know whatever she was 'busted' or accused of?

kr0ne:
Did the Caseless dude modify his comment too?

I just wanna know if it's the same Rozzay that we all voted in Miss the NL bla bla bla

Ibime:
Give us the link

kr0ne:
I no ask u for updates joor! Show me link make I follow suit

kr0ne:
Guykhena, ur the favourite person to ask about the Rozzay wahala. Any ideas, bro?

Na now me dey follow the tori up so ..
I 1st notice the caseles dude and he discussion with rozzay about her husbi in the afternoon,but I no really pay attention cus I be dey on a journey(and I think say na joke).. 1hr later I suprise I see 'Nobody'(signifying she deactivated her acct)...

Well sha I dey dig deep now ,I'll be back with the updates,stay tuned ......

remsonik:
Spartacus, the first day I watched it, I watched it in a friend's place gosh I had to stylishly look for a way to leave there

I've been to different hip-hop forums even on fb I've seen netcees doing some 'wordies' and I say to my-self,if you dare try this on NL you'll be stoned to death.
This is to tell you the type of immortal state NL textcees are when it comes to wordplays,we've evolved to a state in which its done based/merged with puns(that'll be focused on a latter day or someone else could do the follow up).
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Now unto the wordplays.
Tho some might seem perfect/Good,sloppy,forced,out of context but we can't deny the fact its eye appeasing . The. BOLD ,Italics aint present so you have dig/decypher yourself...... Get a seat belt its gon be a bumpy ride.

In no particular order,,,,,,,

so for those guessing who a victor in a gun battle will be. . wait till my 'Arms tell' . . like the 'brewery company'!/...- Mikuz

. Cos with facing the facts . . you still won't come out 'BARNstorming' if you were raining on YAMS!/.....- Mikuz

,,,,cos they ll find ya bosom plate in Borno, when I blow ya 'Chest north' . . like I'm blasting a 'horse'!/,- Mikuz


,,,,. cos after I torture him 'slow slow' ll be coming to 'Chew the K' . . and its not 'Nigerian singer'!/- Mikuz



..Ill rip and flip his vascular organ in the air . . till they hear his 'Heart land' . . like 'a club in the league'!/- Mikuz



.....So even the 'former Cardiff coach' knows that any babe 'Mark eye' . . will spite and slap him!/.....- Mikuz


If I catch 'Air dissing' ask . . 'Cavani' . . Ill break more than half of his bones!/..- Mikuz

. I ll toss him in a tin and jejely 'Can G, Damn!' . . like the 'power station'!/- Mikuz

... and if this battle assumes a political twist . . Ill stamp and smash this Ho's knee . . like I was thomping Mubarak!/- Mikuz


... I instill fear in him . . so he'll never near Rivers . . cos the men I station in 'Port awe Prince' . . like 'Haiti's capital'!/- Mikuz


...
.... allow me pour salt on his eyes . . to 'Sauce Kid' . . without referencing Sinzu!!/..- Mikuz


cos the 'Bundesliga club' knows that they'll see his parts in Germany . . when I blast this 'Hare ta Berlin' . . like Bayern Munich!/.... - Mikuz


. to prove that I'm a 'Boss-ta Rhyme' . . without referencing the rapper from US!/ ....- Mikuz



cos even Napoli players can swear that you're just a 'Zoo-nigga'!/- Mikuz


...I call navy officials to leave you stampeded . . when I bring "You ten SEALS" . . without
any trace of "kitchen equipments"!!/...- Mikuz


.So far, I've been kind to the fúcking family/ but now I'm coming for her sister . . . it's time to 'up the ante'!/- Ibime

All these nigs 'eff young' like those akwa-ibom boys - Ibime

..Bury him in his vehicle. . . inside a 'car tomb'. . . when I attack with my Sudanese Janjáweed!/ (Khartoum)- Ibime


..We'll blockade East-West road with techs and barrettas/ so he can't 'pass cal'. . . without 'measuring pressure'!!/ (Pascal)- Ibime


...but if Uduak gave a whip to anyone. . . we'll laugh silly. . . keeping up with his 'car dash' yarns!/....- Ibime


I swear to Allahu. . . all you'll hear is 'wack bars'. . .before I behead him like an Iraqi trooper!!/- Ibime


...but when I'm uppercutting this ninny/. . . all you'll hear is . . Bis ow!. . . Bis ow! . . . like Republic of Guinea!!/- Ibime


...Throw him in a volcano in the Slovakian Tatra/ . . .then tell em the cause of death. . . of the brat is lava!!/- Ibime


..but if he 'fill his teens' with his funky hormones/ then I'ma beat his àss. . . like 'Samson' with a donkey jaw bone!!/- Ibime



....If yawa dey. . . I burn a boy. . . and end his race/ My Desert Eagle or Mack 10 displays/ on this mental case/
In other words. . . I'll shoot either the 'Mack or D'. . . then bury him. . . in Benue State!!!/.- Ibime


..
.... . .cos when the ammunition belt is feeding . . .all he'll hear is. . .burru. . . burru. . .Chaga. . . .Argentinian striker!/- Ibime



...Police will soon 'nail son'. . . for tryna 'peek a junior'. . . .like the Formula 1 Brazilian driver!!/ (Nelson Pique Jr)- Ibime


...cos I swear on the 'last book of old testament' . . .I’ll stab his mum in the pupils. . . and make his 'Ma lack eye'!!/- Ibime



....I fúck the prettiest girls . . . but like the 'fourth King of Israel'. . . this 'gee hos are fat'!!!/......- Ibime


Ask Facebookers if he’ll win. . . .they replied. . . . pfft, he's only gonna 'shame us'. . . like Coleman!/...- Ibime


..And if he accuse Judges of voting 'Homers'. . . . we’ll use kerosene and tyres. . . to make sure the 'Mr Burns'!!/- Ibime


...And If this battle goes nuclear. . . I’ll 'bomb A'. . . like aerial attacks. . . on 'Indian Cities'!/- Ibime


.....School leavers getting head/ without 'spreading bread'/ . .. . as soon as they pass 'JAMB'. . . they have your 'mama laid'!!/- Ibime



...His 'bank accounts' must have tuberculosis. . . .there’s nothing left in the coughers!!/- Ibime


. but there’ll be LAMENTATIONS. . . when I split his skull. . . with THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES!!!!/.- Ibime
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My biro’s tight. . . but this Stan bic. . . is a laughing stock!/ (Stanbic bank)..... - Ibime


...This battle was a swing in the park. . . . . jangle over!/....- Ibime


.You spit a lot of 'Science topics'/. . . but like Chemistry majors. . . we don't 'buy your logics'!/- Ibime


..... --They gassed you that last bout, its true they know/ My bars go over heads so how are you a foe?...- U3
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.We've been at war, His sectors descend and imma kill his son/, wait.. I'll bring that back cuz I see he's dumb, I said we've been at war, he's Hector's descendant, I'm Archilles' son! /.- U3
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... could don a cotton shirt or plain silk/
In other words imma fight in soft wear like d matrix!/ (I'm a fight in software).....- U3
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Bis a nerd, his lingo I can Spit that too/, take pokemon - I'm Ash, my guns will peek at you/poo gø ra-ta-ta when the squirt tool aim at your Weak a$$ dude/ - U3
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/ ....ladies like "its cray, ola" ... Nah its Krayola, that b1tch took verse two/ y'all should get that call from Tech soon/ since you into strange music like Ces Cru /- U3
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...
..Foreign glock, from holland ya .. He try to flee disgrace?/ how dare he? For that bounty, I'm chasing him to mars n out the milky way! /- U3
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..So u try to cover up with "trips to Sychelles"/ well on a beach you'll see shells/ creeping when I'm shooting, that's a C shell/ you'll think bullets were celebs the way the luger tore in/ (kripping, touring)- U3
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.... I don't offer aid/ I just sit back and watch d strict suffering like Hunger games!!/ (District suffering)....- U3
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...That's how you wordplay! every bis pun, I'm like screw his diction/ he thinks he god, so when we come across ya lines my crew see fiction ..- U3
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..U can tell his 'ma sell' beef, his verse is 'NOTHING HAM', mess a 'crystal palace' I'm BUCKINGHAM, Uv messed with a PREACHER's COOL, now 'LIVER-POOL's where organs DROPPING AT. The 'Man U've become is SHAMEFUL REALLY, so ill pull your 'card- U3
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...daily "truths" to scare got NO LUCK,.. 'his lie can'? Got silver bullets if that 'WOLF BUG'...... - U3
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--Even in business...../I epitomise Pounds and Dollars but everyone pukes at the kinda value the Sid is....- coogar
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...Your wife's support failed you...it's time to witness my stealth/No error when these lyrical bullets are sent to meet her......that's how I diss stans maself.- coogar

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....I'm from Arkansas - the motive is to hack him sore/Your sharp decline made you a laughing stock/Since he loves to go Dutch- coogar

.....My glock needs no clearance before it blasts Sid off...- coogar

,,Bis has the swag of a nüde plantain, he's bent & he lacks appeal/- coogar

......I throw these hooks like Simon Peter & shake the lake/That makes you a fish in school, no wonder you take debate.- coogar.

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../We shoulda battled in France, maybe then I'll have something to lose/ ....... - coogar

When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/....- coogar


.its only a matter of six minutes/ . . . . . before yall'd see me decking C silly . . . . without sailing to italy!!!/*deck in Cicily*....- siddoggg.

cos the moment I surge in . . . . your sight will be knocked out!!!/*eye surgeon*- siddoggg

... . . . on the dimwit that brings in disses that wouldnt have him raised to power !!!/- siddoggg


.-- . . cos I punched him blank and. . . . and don't see this c*nt reacting . . . . if he was rehearsing a nollywood movie!!!/*country acting*- siddoggg (dedicated to kr0ne )


..take ya chic along when i cruise spiders/
den phuck her nuts in d passenger seat. . .d awesome 'screw driver'!/.......- Glacierz.

He's no big baller. . .cos I attack this  'man's city'. . till there is no 'company' left to defend him!!/- Glacierz


.... dont fathom the chemistry. . .so when i put ur 'knee on'. .'ah gun'. . .u begin to emit 'noble gases'!/.....- Glacierz


-But Like Chelsea loosing Guardiola...you'll loose this battle . after all the 'pep-talk'/- Emaprince

His voice barely yield dividends . musicians in southeast asia can tell that the 'singer poor'/- Emaprince....

...Book a spot for for the finals . . cos this weakling . . I'll 'shaw-cross' like I'm attacking a stoke defender!/...- Emaprince

But now it's clear that the born again prekky is 'past or' . . the demon just took a temporary leave from him!!!/- Emaprince


.... ama cut off his "Two Index Fingers" then shoot the "PEACE TO" boy//..-
Guykhena

krone's your hero,fox. that's what it seem/
but ya verses won't still be 'Drugs' . if you bring that ya "HERO-IN" / -
Guykhena,,

.. Shut ya mouth tied with a stitch up/
My "Pa Rich" so its only right I rapee this "Biitch Up" /-
Guykhena.

...its 'Neuropathic Pain' as I step on 'Wrong Nerve' with 'scottish force' that makes his 'cell ticks' /.-
Guykhena.
....
and if he comes doing some flying kicks/ he'll be Crippled on his legs with 'tools' as I try in things-
Guykhena/..

.with the way he ran you'll have him mistaken for that
'Middle-Eastern country' /.-
Guykhena..

.my 'flows' drown you when it draws 'Ocean near'.
Aint talking Australia.-
Guykhena

He asked how's Jigs 'clothings'!when I told him,"fagg this
'Homo-Feel-Ya'..-
Guykhena...


.with the way 'i-poke-her-lips was like am bringing "The End Of Days" /..-
Guykhena


.. i blow ya biitch like "Cannon" in a hurry/ so within a "NICK" of time am gonna "Marry-her-Carry" /..-
Guykhena
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- you clearly lack the tactics/ so we leave the 'foe cursed'. .
. .like monks on 'praying mantis!!-
Limerick

'.then after hes Confirmed dead. . .I'd make 'K decay'. . .like I was featured on. . . .'Chidinma's Remix'/-
Limerick

/. I mean; on a scale of 1-5, if I'm given 10... his wackness is gon be "free as a bird" if Lib rated!!! (Liberated)-
Limerick

.We'd only see Saw's Pens filled. . . . .when we get to the CLIMAX OF A PLAY!!!/-
Limerick
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......
even airports know i gat plane odour cos 'ah reek airways'/..-
Ksslib

..in battle i 'deter gents' without a touch of omo/....-
Ksslib.

..but ill have my ...army go.. at him to have Lime captured and buried before he pleads in spanish/!-
Ksslib!

Then prep coffin to 'make him rest'... cos i swear by my bible... Lime go see esther/!!-
Ksslib

.........---So I'll send crack-heads. . .to "Can a Bis". . .cos like dishonest coke dealers - hes not worth exchangin a blow with!/-
Theprekky,

,,,,,,so fµck Naira, we 'Homos sap Yen!' . . & this shrimp'll only hav . .'crossed Asia'. . .tracing his ancestral line!!!.../-
Theprekky


... spread his side across 'Amsterdam'. . .after *I axe*. . . like Siem De-Jong!/-
Theprekky

..... he'll crack my ribs? toh! his lines ar alrdy comic relief. . .so wen I whoop-P. . .it's Goldberg!!/-
Theprekky

till we 'climax'. .but if u think it's a 'Joke', a bazooka to ur torso and it goes. . . GWAM! GWAM!! GWAM! . .like Igbo Riddles!!!/ - Theprekky ( don't know if this should make the list,but its some hilarious ish,just had to put it here. )

....... tah! soon as he saw d draws, Ema knew L was coming. . .and now Christ has arrived!!/....-
Theprekky

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...---- We know NL is fun, Guy! But it's slowly EATING AWAY YOUR TIME/....-
Wrongturn

...blame it on your FOOLISH TEACHERS/
'Northerner', I don end my story and you can't DO SHII, KHENA!!..-
Wrongturn

.. --nd beat you for hours....till I see you "ATTIRED".....like you "dressed" in "fatigue"!!!/-
Darkrebel/Iam

....Then I ll'  buy his "speech""..... stitch to a "Receipt"....and keep the "INVOICE"!!!/-
Darkrebel/Iam....

Good ffellatio in the 'summer'.....my point exactly....is Ely's my 'Offspring'!!!/- Darkrebel/Iam..

I'll beat him with "yams"....so the cause of his death.....is "TUBER culosis!!!!/...-
Darkrebel/Iam

if krone's a fortune TELLER"....he ll' gagged with "receipts".....near the "bursar's office"....-
Darkrebel/Iam

But if he "sits on my fence" ....he will be slashed with "clippers"....when I start to "barb wires"!!!/.-
Darkrebel/Iam..

!!!...nd if he don't turn a new leaf . . .I'll smoke his family tree . .to the root of the problem!!......-
Kr0ne

but my punches too fast for him to see/ coz like hemianopians . . .he has a hidden diss ability!!....-
Kr0ne

. coz I'll have ya lying dead like a mummy when I emerge Anubis/ get it? I mean, u'll be lying dead like ya mummy when I emerge a new Bis!.. -
Kr0ne

.. I'll attack ur home armed like an ancient China king/ to make you die nasty/
when I jack uzzi and blast ya brains all over the bath tubs!!!..-
Kr0ne

. .I'll quickly give Jayz's fat lips . . .
if you rock a fella!-
Kr0ne

....On FB your bars been cited/
bitten and recited/ but your worst mistake, sire . . . was the man you knighted!..-
Kr0ne

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...
.......- . My fist 'll leave yo face 'more hammered' like
I just. . Threw some ali jabs!/(Mohammad, ali).....-
Lunatic

Cos. . .Even berg sees how I made 'chris tougher'
. . .Without calling wallace!/ (christopher Wallace).-
Lunatic

.... Cos Like having 'hatred for the needy'. . we all saw mik beat 'Berg áss' to pulp!!/...-
Lunatic


... too bad in this game u got so many dickriders............. ur draggin balls more than Goku!//. --
Fyh

.... heard u bust gats on the streets?/ lie!
................the only time i noticed a k nine .........it was strapped on a leash!//
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Fyh

his is no bout for me/ cos u'd never hear miquon . . .
like the math program for kids !!! ~ mik won
- Fyh


----Nigs c.um with an incredible discharge. . .
When they get they d1ck to aromo's lips
, make him "suck it". . .
An electrical device"/.....-
Elymaxiimus

i've just brought an end to "Aro". .
Just killed "oliver queen"/........-
Elymaxiimus

but if i scream it's joy that i did slay yo guts/-
Elymaxiimus
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cos i'mma make saw mourn without giving an order/......-
Elymaxiimus

cos his old testament is filled with ''so many Numb~bars'' than ''4-figure tables!''/-
Dj5naira

-Whoever claim otherwise, or thinks the acts of this 'Jeeb real' is prolly citin' Cameron Thomaz/ -
Dj5naira
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cos like Micheal, ur Bar~lack the 'ingredients' of a d.ope 'beef!'/-
Dj5naira

u wunt be measured upto me . . even with lenghty lines you-knit /
Krizzkutz

I'll rather cart her sis// away so I can cleanse and purify her of her emotional madness//..--- Ochon

Talking about girls but Only time he F1 was pressing his lame keyboard/
-Jigsawkillah


Hold on experiencing running nose


Sneeze. . .



Sneeze. . .


Sneeze. . .
Ok all better *draws nose*, sorry for the break in transmission,let's ride on..


..dats why dey always ask to ''MARRY-JUANA'' ur sister//
cus lookin at you..your da true definition of what oyibo calls india herm// MaRIJUANA -
Warriblood

....na see what ''CUM put HER'' ...like milk sprayed over da screen of my laptop/.... -
Warriblood


ho Flirts wit dem "local ChampS"including is OWN sister ADaobi//
SO believe me, wen i say dis geeks and crews deserves to Die....cus .. Sex molest n..wrongful.acts.... ""ARE THEIR HOBBY""..-
Warriblood

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watch as my "BaRS"
put him in "CELL in BRITON" (celebrity) -
Warriblood


wOnder how he BLOW... Wit a CHAIN in his PRICK//
so wen i say i "Cars straight" his ROD like panel beaters....unto DICK business...
-
Warriblood


he thought my "ERA gone"...buh am still d king of HODLUM//.
-
Warriblood

...thoi he came-Real.(camry). his death wont just be as a RESULT of a WrONGTURN//-
Warriblood

Put u in Jail//you wont be "LUCKY" except ur family DO-BAIL//- Warriblood

cus i warriblood, will make is ''CAR TO LEAK'' Born him to death...he wont survive even if he wears jesus ''CROSS'' the LONG ONE// -
Warriblood

Note you could add yours,,you know much filled in FFR(of cus I couldn't get all). And some good ones were gone with the NL earthquake,.....

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iamaromolaeran:
Guykhena come post the list of wordplays na..lemme see if I make your list ....

still placing each...
Mehn nigs are cray with wordies,,,shoutout to mikuz ....

Y'all stay tuned the list still getting cooked

prof800:
Wow...!

this is good news!

...so you agree that there is some "good" after all?

I typed that ?
I was speaking metaphorically there ,

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Quoting me out of context won't change anything..

malakh7:
[color=orange]anyone else think the writers of Arrow are running out of ideas?[/color]

kr0ne:
Lmao! Dem don ban Aromo

Darkrebel:
wrongturn's verse was comic ...yours was horror flick with twisted dark comedy....

I have always been a fan of K.O hard/horror core punches .... like Big
L

kr0ne:
Yeah, I do internal rhymes but always make sure the end lines rhyme too. As for the replacement, I can't tell if he's serious about leaving or not. All I'm saying is, it's better u continue than for us to allow Geo take his place

Darkrebel:
I got it...I saw it..you did multies...in form of Internal rhymes. .
you used 3 syllabic for internal rhymes. and 2 for the end rhymes..
putting this biitch in line ,leaving him
shaved die/as I split his guts with kitchen
knife ,as the gay cry/But if wrong gets help and
got " A Stitch In Time " I'll say naah/ he still
gonna get 'brutally shot' n why, cus I've been
known to "SAVE 9's" ..

kr0ne:
Lol! I would use it and apologise later. Na battle abeg, no dey pity ur opponent. Afterall, most things we say ain't true, but we say them to win points. You watch KOTD, don't u?

kr0ne:
Not the caps, u were not doing multies. But your punchlines are wicked! I support that u continue the race if this guy doesn't show up next time. That Geo replacing him is not possible

Darkrebel:
men .guykhena is sick.... he's nl 's Big L ....he punches scientifically too...very aggressive....
when I read that ..remove eyes and soul../Avatar state ish ..I was like wtf? ..I was imaging how someone could be so cruel and do that. ....guykhena would have gotten my vote if I was judging......the nigga is sick in the head....

Only if you could see the punches I substituted( religious folks wouldn't have liked it )...
Ironically ,I did a punch with his grandma( but when he made mention of her passing away,I had to substitute it, I'm patriotic )...
Was expecting my verse to be seen dimmed,glad the hardcore feeling wasn't gone..