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ELYMAXiimus:
Mikuz won't you create a thread for "favorite punchlines in the tourney"?


Cos i too like that guykhena's ... "I'll pose as a fan when you reach the ceiling".. I don't know if i got it correct.. But mhen... That got me like urrhh!!!

ELYMAXiimus:
The set up nd delivery was cray mhen... But khena, you don't like multi-rhymes

WARRIBLOOD:
nor see am for my mention box na

WARRIBLOOD:
Sneeze...chai guykhena dem nor dey tag me again... La wa

hold on,your name dey na .

candygosh:
But people get shot at and someway they return. At least I hope. Till the producers announce she isn't coming back to join the cast I refuse to believe

I don't see her coming back from that..

You seem to like the 'Anya' character,,I think she's annoying. Good riddance to bad rubbish..

candygosh:
I see an alliance. And I don't believe anya is dead

,but you saw the bullet pierce through her abdomen and her last words "My time is over"(erm can't recall the exact words).....

As for an alliance I sincerely doubt that,now Anya is dead,I think the best path for an alliance would be through Octavia....

KingTom:
Ah bross no dey play with me o you know say when bikini mix with rap e go turn org...

I feel you o ..
You be sabi freestyle that year abi

KingTom:
Jizos! Guykhena you be bad friend! So this kin thing wan go down na hin you no come invite me

no vex,me be don forget you sef...
See the link
https://www.nairaland.com/1994342/nl-king-tournament-first-round#27962966

Darkrebel:
Chorister how low you are// give ya 'special
number' 9 to blow you out//if you hear wrong
'take the lead' after this bout?// Its when he's
at the front giving praises of me/ with his choir
hymn/,'how great thou art' //.....

/ I'll 'blind
his eyes' and 'take his soul' to make him a
'perfect fit' in the Avatar World /......

Praise the heavenly father,wrong's about to be
Iced/take him to his church altar,as wrongturn
says halleluya in mind/i'll slice his neck in front
of the "statue of the Messiah" in time/ and as
yeyenatu shouts Allahu Akbar I'll say 'Hell No'
I'm giving this "wrong life' to Christ" /.........


Jesus!! Guykhena

sosiqdude:
Guykhena wetin they worry you...
Change the date to 13 today...we are will battle. Today

Wrongturn:
One, TWO, BUCKLE MA SHOE/ and here come my GOONS RUNNING YA HOOD/ you alone and helpless. DUDE, WHATCHU GON DO?/
would he STOOP, CALL IT A TRUCE?'/ or would the FOOL SUMMON HIS CREW?/ .... "TEAMCURVES!!" he might bark.
But tha wud only put him in a bad shape to LOSE ...RO-KI-A-TU!/

Chill, am nothing like you/
so I'm BLAZING WITH FREES/ while he SAVING WRITTEN/ and it's SAFE HE RETREATS/ ain't no way this kid SLAYING THE KING?/
''tis twice hard to believe" ..like Rebel not CHANGING HIS NICK/ or Ely CLAIMING FIFTEEN/

I shoot bruce style like i GOT ALL THE LINCENSE/ Wrong is dynamic, and am NOT ON ME PRIME YET/
when vets speak, ur URGED TO BE SILENT/ coz your "senses stale", you need more work ON YOUR MINDSET/
the only time we noticed a change in ur writing was when u started using CUSTOMIZED TEXTS/

Not even written in brail would THE BLIND FEEL YOUR TEXTS/ WE FIND HIM A MESS/ many steps BEHIND ALL THE VETS/
dude must still be using MTEL...HIS LINES DON'T CONNECT/

Rant if u like, I'm still TWO TIMES YOUR REACH/ what am doing is more like "freestyle"...you COULD DIE ON THIS/
I say, i 'drop of the top' COOL TYPE STUNTING/ but if Khena does the same ^ _ ^ ...omo na SUICIDE JUMPING/

It PAINS ME THE DUMMY'S SHALLOW/ that's why i be TAKING THIS BRAWL SH#T AS JOKE/
right here 'we're like friends', but am CANING HIS MOMMY AT HOME/ i'll cursing me if I proceed[b]diss Guy's[/b] 'Father' ..... like SNAKE IN THE MONKEY SHADOW/

I extINGUISH YA MERRIMENT/ when i bring you more plagues than the EGYPTIAN PESTILENCE/ look! Am besting him, but THIS KHENA'S NEGLIGENT/even if I bare his brain to a mirror, it won't still reFLECT YA INTELLIGENCE/

this brawl is as good as experiment/
I meant to SCHOOL THE WACK KID AT WORST /but TRUE THIS FAGGIT NA FLOP/ I SHOULD BE SMASHING YA JAWS /
same way Saw ran through u like plyWOOD IN CARPENTER'S SHOP/

AM a sniper with puns, i AIM, SHOOT AND KILL/ I eat bigger cats that cud TAME COOGAR'S SKILL/
no offense, but this LAME FOOL LACKS SKILL/ lesser than a gal, I see a better SAGE THROUGH GLADYYS/
so stick to your poetry! you don't know what A TRUE GLAD IS/

Beating HIM IS A PLATE OF RICE/ he's a leech! To him this site is EVEN A WAY OF LIFE/
one month & 3 days spent! IT'S REALLY A PLAIN SURPRISE/ We know NL is fun, Guy! But it's slowly EATING AWAY YOUR TIME/

am ROBBING OFF HIS PRIDE/ though this fact is less HURTING FOR HIS KIND/ coz he's here early in the day and LONG INTO THE NIGHT/
this broke clown working?, No! he's only holding down on SHIFT, when he LOGS IN TO THE SITE/

So bring ya BULLSH*T FILLERS/ you dumb, and won't still be heard THROUGH THE SPEAKERS/ blame it on your FOOLISH TEACHERS/
'aboki', I don end my story and you can't DO SHII, KHENA!!


Goodluck Guykhena. i'll be off now. May check in tomorrow

Wrongturn:
Sorry miss, I have no sister/ although at church am a chorister/

WARRIBLOOD:
even though my bars werent complete i whoopeed him....does guys who gave verdict nor dey read lines before dem drop vote

WARRIBLOOD:
sneeze...

Wrongturn:
somn happened to my facebook, krone. Guykhena, mikuz and the rest am so sorry. I lost ma grandmom 2 days ago and av been busy since running errands. Am the only son and the last born, the rest don marry she died in our home and We will be traveling to the villa this Saturday. I won't do no show, i'll script somethn quickly and drop this evening. If I lose we'll battle another day, guykhena. But if I win let geoxpress take over

ELYMAXiimus:
lmao.... I actually thought i quoted lagunna....
Biko free me... I plea for mercy.

Darkrebel:
no please make it 10pm .. we could all drop at the same time ..

ELYMAXiimus:
see you popping thread.... I will derail the thread!

I will get a super-mod to put you in detention

WARRIBLOOD:
Guykhena i still dey beg for thread piko rematch..

candygosh:
well i saw both part. But i do blv it wil suprise u

you were saying?

gottoboy:
Even 6? Buddy tnx two times