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CAPSLOCKED:
QUIT PLAYING AROUND AND RENAME YOUR MONIKER "GUYFOOL101" BECAUSE YOU'RE VERY FOOLISH.

Nna calm down, who is bankrolling your comment?

It looks like the spirit of Umahi has entered Ikpeazu after he visited him...... Good one.

But this is very true, if not for bad leaders we have in Igbo land...... watch out for Igbos in the next 15yrs we will keep soaring higher like the eagle.


Igbo Amaka

blazepascal:
what do you mean by these

You will be able to deal with women without having sex in mind, sex is the power women have over men.

DICKstractor:
Udo di nwanne

Just wash you hands before and after. Remember, your hands is your greatest sexual asset right now.


Take care of it like gold

It's good to masturbate guy, you will see the power you have over women...

seankafor:
Sometimes when I see misinformation here.. to comment go dey weak me

Wetin concern masturbation and erectile dysfunction?

Oga go hospital and go find wetin dey do you..nothing concerns the 2.

And yes I wañk and I fvck too..so am in a very good position to tell you that..

Yes, the misinformations about masturb8tion are getting out of hand I swear

DICKstractor:


No thanks... They are enough holes still yet undugged

Ngwanu but becareful some holes carry sickness.

DICKstractor:



Self service is one thing that I can never do. It's funny seeing yourself wanking. Like what the fvck


Tell your friend, to use olive oil next time when he wants to self-service. It will chase away every demons responsible for erectile dysfunction

Spits

Try it once and you be happy you did

Tell your guy that he needs one thing, it is natural and can be found anywhere it is even around him now and that is WATER.


I have masturbated for 7yrs and I can proudly tell you that masturbation can never give erectile disfunction and I do smash any pussy both old and young alike.


Tell him to master the act of drinking water and he will have his prick come back life and normal.

When Dede Ekweremadu hears about new yam festival....

Innoson keeps soaring higher just like an eagle....


Igbo amaka

Okoroemeka thanks Sweetcunt nuf respect I have made up my mind to keep the cash.

dvkot:
if you are still taking advice.. Bro don't make the mistake of given him back. You can send me your number so i can call you and explain more.
I also served somebody but believe me your Oga knows you are saving some money as weird as this may sound and its true , you are igbo and should be smart as long as he's not complaining of his business you should never make the mistake of giving that money back.

Thanks, I have made up my mind to keep the cash.

Chimpretty:
abeg dash me small na, see if you show your oga that money believe me you are gone, the best thing to do is to stop saving, forget that money in bank till you are through and start adding the profits to your oga money( start giving your oga his complete money)

Thanks.

yanabasee1:
Some of them commenting on there are still nairalanders and very active members.....


The call to upgrade this forum is indeed a great intention and should be done in a way that it will broaden and have ways to bring a new experience into the forum....



I'll like it, if Seun will look into this call very much or conduct a survey and have people tune into and contribute on what they'd like to see as a new nairaland....

Gimba Kakanda is this you?

Lalasticlala Seun this is urgent

theenchanter:
na guilty conscience dey worry op.

Na true oooo

helinues:

Comot wise from your moniker
Wise people no dey get too much palava like this..

Those thread you screen shoted was me having fun on NL.

But this post here is my true life story.

Lalasticlala.

SmartProf:
So you alone has 2 minds and u want to add up the minds of all other Nairalanders before u will have sense on a straight forward issue. What u did is called looting, but you are lacing it with sugarcoated explanations, that's why u are battling with guilt cos u didn't obtain the money directly as a gift from your Oga. But be assured that once you show him the money, u have shown yourself the way out and he wont settle U, cos he will never believe u don't have more looted funds stocked up somewhere. Since you've taken to this and you call it proceeds from profits, u must be stable enough to handle it, but if it was stolen then karma awaits you. If you are still confused, maybe your Oga prayer points in mountain of fire has caught up with you, it's time to go for confession and restitution b4 you develop high blood pressure on the small money u looted but cannot spend it.

Thanks, you really spoke the truth about the guilt part.

MelesZenawi:
Be careful because this might end up in cries.
Be assured if you show him the money, your case is over.....he might lose his trust on you and will view u with suspicion meaning you might have others stashed somewhere..
Tread carefully... because what you are about to do is a risky gamble...


Unless as stated you are in a separate location from him....


Though the action is not advisable as per saving his own money but, the reaction of your oga is what many and even you can't tell for now...


More reason u should be careful.

Okay thanks.

MelesZenawi:
I don't get it.

You are saving his money or you are saving money from your own Change?


Which one?

I was given a seperate shop to manage and I am really doing fine there, I also gave him 500k and 400k two times when he didn't ask for it, this money I am talking about was the one I saved to use after settlement.

Lalasticlala please front page this is true life story.

Please Advice Me

Please NLs advice me, I am serving my Oga what we Igbo people call (Igba boyi) now I am saving his money mostly from profit, I want to use the money to start my business when I am settled and it has reached 1.3m but my mind is telling me to show him the money while the other mind is telling me not to show him the money.

Please advice me on this.

God bless Mazi Nnamdi Kanu...

The movement for the emacipation of Biafran people must be achieved.

Igbo man no dey carry weapon anyhow but anyday Igbo man decides and carry weapon then it is either he dies or you die.

Knowing Ubunja is one of the best things that happened to me on NL

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My girlfriend has been telling people and her family members that I am her boyfriend, even when I have not opened my mouth to tell anyone (I prefer it being coded)


Don't know how much this girl loves me but she is really into me,... She turned down 4 guys which I know, these guys she turned are by far better than me (not looking down on myself).


Please guys is there any reason or other motives this girl may be having that makes her to start telling people that I am her BF

Bro you will certainly fail the exam because the holy ghost in charge of masturbation has no mercy for those who masturbate during exam period......Africans with their fake white god mentality.

A no man's land.

I havn't spend a dime on her just want to bleep her as she seems invested in me.

Abso1uteZero:
Life lesson 101.

Always be cool. It's just pussy.

You are right and I don't want to act desperate about it.


I masturbate regularly just that it will seem to her that I don't have prick.