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I Will Start Having Sex Today. by GuyWise101(m): 4:16pm On Sep 03, 2020
After 23yrs of me coming to this world and 7yrs of masturbation, I will be having sex intercourse today with my GF, we have arranged the venue and the time... 21:00 is the time and 03 Nov 2020 is the date let me see how real sex tests.


Wish me well nairalanders.

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by temmienewells(m): 4:17pm On Sep 03, 2020
GuyWise101:
After 23yrs of me coming to this world and 7yrs of masturbation, I will be having sex intercourse today with my GF, we have arranged the venue and the time... 21:00 is the time and 03 Nov 2020 is the date let me see how real sex tests.


Wish me well nairalanders.
I don't understand, is it supposed to be an achievement?
If snake bite you for that uncompleted building, you go hear am grin, better beat your meat in peace and leave totto matter for now.

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by budaatum: 4:18pm On Sep 03, 2020
Do you have a permit for this? Show us here before you go and do what you should not be doing!

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by GuyWise101(m): 4:20pm On Sep 03, 2020
temmienewells:

I don't understand, is it supposed to be an achievement?
People have been shouting sex, sex, sex, sex everytime, just wanna see how it looks like.

If it is better than my hand I will quit masturbation but if it is not then soapy forever.

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by fati2001(m): 4:27pm On Sep 03, 2020
okay, happy sex life .

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Ahmed0336(m): 4:28pm On Sep 03, 2020
Righteousness89 where @ thou when you're needed most

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Madibah(m): 4:29pm On Sep 03, 2020
Werey..
Ordinary sex ..
Come ajegunle here come see olosho grin

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Madibah(m): 4:50pm On Sep 03, 2020
GuyWise101:

People have been shouting sex, sex, sex, sex everytime, just wanna see how it looks like.

If it is better than my hand I will quit masturbation but if it is not then soapy forever.

It's more sweeter than masturbating o
Masturbating is just to eaze the konji

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Thanos1000: 5:07pm On Sep 03, 2020
"I thought that by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive. But you have shown me... that's impossible
Pussy wiped

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Ent3rpreneur(m): 5:13pm On Sep 03, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Lmfao. Make sure you dont have erectile dysfunction from the 7 years masturbation o.
Practise kegels, and I hope to God that you've been practising "edging" while fapping because if not, you go be 30 seconds man.
angry angry

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by FreeSpirited: 5:29pm On Sep 03, 2020
GuyWise101:
After 23yrs of me coming to this world and 7yrs of masturbation, I will be having sex intercourse today with my GF, we have arranged the venue and the time... 21:00 is the time and 03 Nov 2020 is the date let me see how real sex tests.


Wish me well nairalanders.

Crase dey worry..lol...wish u well wetin. May it lead to pregnancy IJN...

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Nobody: 5:39pm On Sep 03, 2020
GuyWise101:
After 23yrs of me coming to this world and 7yrs of masturbation, I will be having sex intercourse today with my GF, we have arranged the venue and the time... 21:00 is the time and 03 Nov 2020 is the date let me see how real sex tests.


Wish me well nairalanders.
goodluck in disvirgining yourself.
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Nobody: 5:50pm On Sep 03, 2020
The devil is calling you. Your days are numbered.

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by paulolee(m): 6:08pm On Sep 03, 2020
rawbish...las las after 10mins wen u don cum, ur senses go come back, i pray u no vex trashtalk d bea by den

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by stanliwise(m): 6:09pm On Sep 03, 2020
GuyWise101:
After 23yrs of me coming to this world and 7yrs of masturbation, I will be having sex intercourse today with my GF, we have arranged the venue and the time... 21:00 is the time and 03 Nov 2020 is the date let me see how real sex tests.


Wish me well nairalanders.
Are we invited??
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Camos: 6:11pm On Sep 03, 2020
grin

NL sha ..


When dem wan blow trumpet 29 SEP
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by wildcatter23(m): 6:33pm On Sep 03, 2020
lipsrsealed
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by TheChameleon: 6:51pm On Sep 03, 2020
The time you could have used to get a partner, you spent it being a dumb tribalist.

No wonder you were so frustrated. grin

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by manychallenges: 7:05pm On Sep 03, 2020
Invite us for naming ceremony in few months to come
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by WhisperedNoise: 7:11pm On Sep 03, 2020
Don't sacrifice your destiny for ten minutes of pleasure.

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by cooooooks(m): 7:23pm On Sep 03, 2020
Setting a date that far ahead is a recipe for failure, especially since you seem obsessed. You'll be thinking about it too much and you and her (?) may have high expectations.

Don't do it once and just one day. Let that time together be a weekend so you have enough time to de-stress, calm down and play.

Have fun.

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Zandesher(m): 7:37pm On Sep 03, 2020
Nice one man. Having sex for the first time is a landmark event, and you are definitely of age. I wish you well my guy. Just remember to stay safe.

No mind all those pretenders, wankers and ignoramuses up there!

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by rosy1992(f): 7:39pm On Sep 03, 2020
FLEE FROM PRE MARITAL SEX. THE END PRODUCT IS DESTRUCTION.

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Goldenheart(m): 7:48pm On Sep 03, 2020
rosy1992:
FLEE FROM PRE MARITAL SEX. THE END PRODUCT IS DESTRUCTION.

Hi there. oh la la grin
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Nobody: 7:49pm On Sep 03, 2020
JOHN WICK BABA YAGA
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Goldenheart(m): 7:56pm On Sep 03, 2020
Today you will impregnate someone pikin kiss
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Nobody: 8:02pm On Sep 03, 2020
rosy1992:
FLEE FROM PRE MARITAL SEX. THE END PRODUCT IS DESTRUCTION.
EITHER U BE JOHN WICK D BABA YAGA OR U BE JAMES BOND 007
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by kheny12(m): 8:07pm On Sep 03, 2020
So we should provide milk and blood tonic for you,sex kill u there.
Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Nobody: 8:12pm On Sep 03, 2020
Ent3rpreneur:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Lmfao. Make sure you dont have erectile dysfunction from the 7 years masturbation o.
Practise kegels, and I hope to God that you've been practising "edging" while fapping because if not, you go be 30 seconds man.
angry angry

What's kegel and edging?

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by Harrykn: 8:17pm On Sep 03, 2020
Add it to your cv

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by PlaysNigeria: 8:31pm On Sep 03, 2020
I no fit laugh grin

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Re: I Will Start Having Sex Today. by lascos912(m): 9:50pm On Sep 03, 2020
this one no even get brain

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