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Fashion / Barbify.net— Find And Advertise Salon by guyXander(m): 5:32pm On Dec 12, 2018
Barbify.net is advertising platform for salons in Nigeria.
We deal with
# Beauty salon
# Barbing salon
# Hairdressing salon
# Spas

We advertise these salons in Facebook sponsored (paid) as for FREE!

Yes for real.

Just post your Ad to: barbify.net and we'll take it from there.
Fashion / Re: Advertise And Find Salons (male And Female) In Nigeria by guyXander(m): 11:20am On Dec 09, 2018

Fashion / Advertise And Find Salons (male And Female) In Nigeria by guyXander(m): 11:19am On Dec 09, 2018
Barbify is an online advertising platform. We help salons reach more customers.

Barbify Christmas Promo

1. Post a salon Ad( barbing salon, hairdressing salon, unisex Salon, spa)
2. Ad post must contains details about the salon like name, location and price.

You get 200 naira airtime per post and 50 naira per referral

Link:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeSmUbgIphJFbL7jHTxAeIHikmlS9owz61JoCgXgq8m8qx26w/viewform?usp=pp_url&entry.1306202143=07033528315
Romance / Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by guyXander(m): 11:49pm On Jul 05, 2018
Wapnetrealmcom:
Rape in marriages doesn’t exist, Men on Facebook stated (Check out the outstanding reply)

These men on Facebook are saying it is impossible for a man to rape his wife but they got a 5-star reply from a lady who explained that there’s such a thing as spousal rape.

http://wapnetrealm.com/rape-marriages-doesnt-exist-men-facebook-stated-check-outstanding-reply/
It is the duty of either of the spouse to be emotionally ready. Emotional unavailability is a sin. From a Christian stand point on matrimony.

So, to not want your wife or husband in the first place is a sin.
Education / Re: Uniuyo Is Not Safe! Here Is What Was Found Along The Campus Entrance (photos) by guyXander(m): 5:23pm On Jul 05, 2018
Education / My Clap Back At The Dum Zambian Guy! by guyXander(m): 5:20pm On Jul 05, 2018
FOOLS SAY MATHEMATICS IS USELESS!

I just saw a story about a Zambian man actually suing his maths teacher because algebra (X + Y = 2) never helped him.

In case you missed it, here it is: https://www.nairaland.com/4599847/zambian-man-sue-teachers-subjecting

I beg to differ Biko!
The guy is dum, period.

If at 27 years of age, you can't realize how mathematics has helped you, then you are indeed, not intelligent.

For example: Algebra, indices and logarithm helped me to network ideas. I find it easy because of these set of mathematical problems that involved multiple problems, therefore having to use multiple formulas to solve the problem.

You have to network the formulas.

2. Speed and accuracy: Our level of thinking and the ability to philosophize, where do you think it comes from?
I have had the chance to teaching people who had no formal education and man, they know nada. They can't even understand how to make paragraphs. There were a lot of things we learnt in school that our teachers never taught us.

For example: colloquial meaning of words. How to define words from the sentence itself. You think just anybody can do that? Then engage an illiterate.

Our problem:

Too few consciously use the skills they learnt in school. I foresaw this. People don't learn for leisure. They see learning as a burden. Therefore, they never get to use what they learnt.

Philosophy and the ability is philosophize is mathematics.

Take for example: aX^2 + bX + C = 0
This equation started out in a Persian farm land. I guess he was probably trying to make work easy on the farm so he stumbled on QUADRATIC EQUATION.

Another example: A^2 = B^2 + C^2
You cannot explain a short cut(apain way) without using Pythagoras theorem! I dare you.

Is it mensuration?
You buy fuel everyday and you begin to argue. What do you use in your argument? Is it litres?
What is the formula for volume? How did you know that you are carrying 5 litres?

Is it the Newton's laws of motion?
F = MA ?
Momentum and the freaking third law of motion that talks about action and reaction being opposite?

You don't know that each time you step on an elevator you are using this law? When you walk, you use the first law (inertia)

When you play football you obey the 3rd law (elastic and inelastic collision or elastic and elastic collision)?

Your parents deserve better. I mean your kids deserve better. Get yourself a physics and math text. We all need to know what we use everyday!
Education / I Am Sorry But We Are Not In The Second Half Of the Year Yet by guyXander(m): 9:17am On Jul 01, 2018
Let me correct those of you that have been wrongly saying "welcome to the second half of the year."
FYI, we are not yet in the second half of the year, but we are in the "second half of months".
But not of days!

Mathematically, thus:

This year is not a leap year so therefore = 365 days
365/2 = 182.5 days

But 30 days has September, April, June and November. All the rest are 31, except February alone which has 28 days or 29 days in a leap year.

Analysing thus:
January = 31 days
February = 28 days
March = 31 days
April = 30 days
May = 31 days
June = 30 days

Total = 181 days

So therefore, as at the end of June, we have 1.5 days remaining to cross over to the second half of the year.

So therefore, in 2018, we will cross over to the second half of the year in Nigeria (according to Nigeria time GMT+1) at JULY 2, 12 noon.

At 12.00 noon GMT+1 ON JULY 2, WE IN NIGERIA WILL CROSS OVER TO THE SECOND HALF OF 2018.

Chai. Maths wicked. ���

Antonio Francesco compiled it!

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Phones / Re: NCC To Increase Price Of Data To 250MB For N1000 by guyXander(m): 10:39am On Jun 25, 2018
We'll just move out of Nigeria and continue our disturbance from there.

India here I come.

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Politics / Re: Johnson Aguiyi-ironsi's 94th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by guyXander(m): 3:05pm On Mar 03, 2018
NaijaMutant:
Such a brilliant man with a stellar military career.


His only undoing was the creation of the Federal system of government in Nigeria undecided


Some ignoramuses are calling him a coupist undecided

Let me restate this for all to learn.
The leader of the failed Jan. 1966 coup Maj. Kaduna Chukwuma Nzeogwu hailed from Okpanam Local government in present day Delta state. Midwestern Nigeria and present day South-south.

Maj.Gen Aguiyi Ironsi was the highest ranking military officer at that time which made him an automatic apparent heir to the throne wink

If you think South- south is not Biafraland because of their oil, kindly note that Maj. Kaduna Chukwuma Nzeogwu is not an Igbo. grin

I SEE WHAT U DID HERE. YOU ARE REALLY GOOD cheesy grin grin

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Education / Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe Varsity Organises Training For 7000 Students In Entrepreneurship by guyXander(m): 2:42pm On Mar 01, 2018
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Investment / Re: The by guyXander(m): 11:56pm On Feb 28, 2018
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Politics / Re: Army's Tweet About N3M Bounty On Abubakar Shekau: See Nigerians' Reactions by guyXander(m): 10:42am On Feb 19, 2018
So for their small mind naw, person go risk e life for paltry 3 million? Oga raise the bounty!
Investment / Re: The by guyXander(m): 12:53pm On Feb 08, 2018
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Investment / The by guyXander(m): 11:00pm On Feb 07, 2018
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Phones / Samsung Galaxy S5 For Sale. Warri Buyers Only by guyXander(m): 7:53pm On Dec 03, 2017
Clean s5 with original battery. You'll only need to change the screen. Apart from that the phone is perfect. Call me to know price. Check my signature for contact details.
Computers / Samsung Galaxy S5 For Sale 25k. Warri Buyers Only. by guyXander(m): 7:22pm On Dec 03, 2017
The phone is working perfectly. You'll only need to change screen. Apart from the it's stainly new. Check my signature for contact details

Computers / HP Elite Book For Sale by guyXander(m): 4:47pm On Dec 03, 2017
4gig ram, corei5, 148HDD
PRICE: 70k. Still very new with receipt. Buyers in warri only. Call: Zero seven zero three three five two eight three one five
Religion / Re: RCCG Members Kneel & Bow To Pastor Adeboye's Chair (Video) by guyXander(m): 4:46pm On Nov 12, 2017
PointZerom:



Catholics has images of human beings which is entirely different from this. The case here is like the biblical impotent man that went to the pool for healing etc.
so what about holy water grin
Religion / Re: RCCG Members Kneel & Bow To Pastor Adeboye's Chair (Video) by guyXander(m): 8:03pm On Nov 08, 2017
PointZerom:


Just like the woman of issue of blood.

So what about the Catholics? grin cheesy

Hypocrites...
One by one...

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke: "Prophet TB Joshua Took Advantage Of Me'' by guyXander(m): 5:58pm On Oct 30, 2017
If you listening closely, Jim Iyke is trying to say something without saying anything.

I've seen prophets possess people with spirit of fear so that they can control them and tell them anything and they will readily believe.

Be careful.
No real exorcist will film exorcism.

Exorcism is a tricky thing.
They can send spirits to possess you then pretend to cast it out.

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Romance / Re: Man Shares Chat With His Friend's Gf Who Cursed Him Out After He Refused To Her by guyXander(m): 2:03pm On Oct 27, 2017
This what happens when you're controlled by sin. You can no longer control yourself.

No matter the lust, my friend's GF is No go area.

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Politics / Re: Senator James Ebiowou On Motorcycle In His Hometown In Delta (Photos) by guyXander(m): 11:34am On Oct 24, 2017
Homeboiy:
Why the complain?

No be una vote am.there shocked sad

Are you for real? Do votes count in this country?
Culture / Re: Vulture ‘Delivers’ Letter To Akwa Ibom Monarch To Quit Throne by guyXander(m): 11:29am On Oct 24, 2017
Keneking:
Looks like Vulture Courier Services coy..

Was the letter handwritten or typed and signed?

This A PC government sef undecided

No kill person with laugh. Which one be APC government again grin
Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha And Lionel Messi Pictured Together by guyXander(m): 11:17am On Oct 24, 2017
If you Analysed the picture properly, you'll see that it was actually Messi that's trying to pose with JayJay
Phones / Re: Who Else Can't Recharge Their Glo Line Since Yesterday? by guyXander(m): 9:04am On Oct 23, 2017
Lovetinz:

So the company should be wound up!
Whem Nepa takes your light, who do you complain to?

If you no want make I take out the anger on you just carry yourself Comot for this thread.
Over sabi
Phones / Re: Who Else Can't Recharge Their Glo Line Since Yesterday? by guyXander(m): 7:54am On Oct 23, 2017
Lalasticlala help push this to front page.

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