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Afam4eva: City, we can still draw this match.

Sharap your dirty mouth

Hehheehhheeehehehhe Hart is going crazy oooooooooooo

Chelsea is in soup!!!

This time against Man U, Mancity had scored 3 goals

My fifty million pounds no waste

Spactacle: See wetin man city dey du chelsea for dier home..

No be the same match we dey watch?
Tores na foolish boy!!!!

Nice ball Ivanovic

This Moyes don bring hin bad luck come Man U

Jarus: I also saw suddenly saw a lizard on my windscreen while driving two days ago. I staggered to park. Somebody helped me drive it home. I have not touched teh car till now.

Narrated the story to my facebook followers yesterday:

STRANGE LIZARD IN FRONT OF MY WINDSCREEN: I actually thought I was strong , but my experience yesternight scared the hell out of me. Didn't drive to work , but got home early enough to still use the car to check a friend that lives kilometers away. I was on highway (Lekki-Epe expressway, before Sangotedo), when I suddenly saw a lizard in front of my windscreen, in-between stationary wipers. The lizard was just, just panting, but not moving. It Was around 8pm. The scene scared me. iI must confess I was scared, especially given the suddenness with which it appeared, and I had driven 3 kilometres without seeing anything earlier. I staggered to park, ck, picked my phone and came out of the car. Then told people I saw by roadside why I stopped so abruptly. I couldn't go near the car, but a security man around used his torch to view windscreen, but didn't see anything. He said mine was the 3rd case he heard, and indeed, a neighbour, pointing to his house, also experienced same - lizard suddenly appearing on his dashboard - recenty, and he was part of the team that sent the lizard away. I also remember reading story of Femi Kuti recently, claiming he also saw a lizard in front of his car on Third Mainland Bridge, and created a Scene(I saw the pics on the internet recently). Now, I have not said this is necessarily mysterious and not possibly a case of stray lizard finding its way on a car when parked, but questions I want answered are: 1, my wife drove the car all day yesterday, and only parked it less than 1 hours bfore I took charge, it is hard to believe lizard found its way into the car bonnet(which was hot) within that 1 hour. 2, the suddenness was strange to me. 3, I have read about Femi Kuti's case and one of the bystanders claimed mine was the 3rd case of lizard-suddenly-appearing - on-car dashboard/windscreen he was seeing. Could all be cases of stray lizards? Why lizards always? Well, after the stir died down, I was afraid of driving the car, and was driven home by one of the guys around the scene yesternight, initially refusing to enter the car, but after finding taxi to no avail, joined the guy, sitting at the back and reciting plenty kursiyyu and qul ahuth all through the ride home. I haven't come near the car till now.

Bros you sef too dey fear, haba! What if it was a snake? You would probably not enter any car again. Lol, A neighbour once saw a snake in his car boot! It was his 7 years old kid that spotted it and told his dad. The man eventually killed the snake.

Odikwa serious

Now N100M

Sweet clean house

Good morning

but seriously who do dis OP like this

ty444: guys and ladies thanks for your comment,esp from those who have resigned themselves to wearing mask due to immense facial distortions,i know 70% of those negative comments were spewn out of jealously,but i dare anyone by the powers to post his or her pix,and we shall see the difference btw night and day. merci pour tous vos commentaires, restent bénis.

@OP, if any nairalander or anyone out there tell you you are handsome, pls my advise for you is to get that person arrested!!!!
That's all

This Oscar is a wizard!!!!!!!

I like this Isaac guy, he's not selfish!! Nice pass to Kelechi.

Why hin come dey dance like bush boy nau

Now I know the reason Drogba cried when Jose was leaving Chelsea

daa1: Price?

One hundred and twenty million naira

Okay

Ojobojo1: Post pictures

Don't have the pictures for now, if you are interested I will take you down there.

Mc.BOMB:
who read this article completely??. . .be sincere

I read it all! It's a nice article backed up with illustrations.
Lol @ response, I no say reading na real gobe for an average naija guy!

I can only vouch for Tuface

Happy Eid-el-Kabir

Happy Eid-el-Kabir

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